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Watch More TV: August 29-September 4
Enjoy the last few cool summer nights of August by mixing yourself a drink, catching up on podcasts and finding some of your favorite funny people on late night television.
We already have the podcast and TV listing thing done for you. As for the drink, well, you’re on your own.
Paul Rudd
Former Comedy Bang! Bang! guest and handsome man – I mean actor – Paul Rudd has been everywhere recently promoting his new film, Our Idiot Brother, which is now in theaters. Do you know where else Rudd has been? Hitchhiking on the side of major highways. If this is the caliber of hitchhiker that’s out there, I need to start picking people up more often. Check out the clip from his appearance on last week’s Late Show with David Letterman to see what I’m talking about. And don’t forget to watch Rudd on Chelsea Lately tonight.
Monday, August 29: Chelsea Lately (E!)
David Koechner
David Koechner has three Earwolf appearances under his belt, and you can see him at your local movie theater in Final Destination 5. I’m also planning to interview Koechner later this month at one of his upcoming stand-up gigs. (If you have a question you’d like me to ask Koechner, post a comment below). And be sure to catch him on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight.
Monday, August 29: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC)
Jay Mohr
Jay Mohr has a lengthy resume which includes stints on Saturday Night Live and Gary Unmarried. He played Tom Cruise’s nemesis in Jerry Maguire. (Oops! Spoiler alert?) And, of course, he’s made an appearance on Earwolf’s own Sklarbro Country. Mohr will be adding to his TV resume with an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno this Wednesday.
Wednesday, August 31: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC)
Aubrey Plaza
Aubrey Plaza has not appeared on any Earwolf programs – yet – but several of her costars from her NBC show Parks and Recreation have, including Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari, Nick Offerman and Adam Scott. Plaza will be appearing on The Late Show With David Letterman this Wednesday, a new season of Parks and Recreation coming soon and, perhaps, one day here on Earwolf.
Wednesday, August 31: The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS)
2 CommentsSklarbro Extra: The NBA Lockout Brings Out The Face Shoving
The NBA Lockout: Let the (single tear) fun begin.
The NBA lockout is about as close to being done as I am to performing eight shows a week with the Rockettes. Now don’t rush to judgment, until you’ve seen my leg kicks. According to the varying financial records you look at, the NBA is hemorrhaging money. It’s never a good sign when you hear owners claim that they would lose less money if there were no upcoming season. So, any die-hard basketball fans out there looking for your NBA fix in the upcoming year, find a friend who’s going to buy “NBA 2K12” and play it till your hearts content.
During their work stoppage, NBA players are spending there time in many different ways. Some have signed with teams in Europe (Laker Ron Artest) and Asia (New Jersey Net Deron Williams). Plus a few players have flirted with the idea of working on their global marketing power by playing in China. The best lockout headlines have come from those players who have taken to the streets right here in the good ‘ol U.S. of A.
Our story today takes us deep in the Sklarbro Country ‘Forest of Headlines,’ where we catch up with the not-so-pleasant antics of Minnesota Timberwolves’ forward and Doug Benson level pothead, Michael Beasley.
For those of you who don’t know, Rucker Park is the mecca of basketball in New York City. Located on the corner of 155th and Fredrick Douglas Boulevard, it hosted some of the greatest ballers of all time. I mean we’re talking Dr. J, Kareem and Wilt just to name a few. And a few weeks ago, Kevin Durant added his name to that list. Kevin Durant dropped 66 points during a game at Rucker Park. As impressive as that is, there’s about as much defense played at Rucker Park as there are yamakas worn at a Rick Perry rally. That being said, while the 66 isn’t impossible…it’s still 66 fucking points.
This all went down when Kevin Durant’s Team Nike laced it up against Sklarbro’s favorite stoner Michael Beasley’s Team 914. And in this game, while Durant was making it rain like Dustin Hoffman in a casino, Beasley was also cementing his own reputation as a continual disappointment.
During the game, Beasley approached and pushed a heckling fan in the face. That’s right, he pushed him in the face. Let’s backtrack a second. In the second half of the game Beasley started jawing with fans under one of the baskets (good to know the guy has tough skin), and, at one point, he was even heard shouting to the crowd “I get paid to do this!”
Garland Quince, a regular at Rucker Park, was singled out and targeted by Beasley. After deciding he had had enough of Quince trash talking, the 6’10” 235-pound power forward walked over to where Quince was standing, put one hand on his face and shoved him backwards.
The game had to be stopped while security guards settled the crowd. And at Rucker Park the crowd is ON TOP OF THE COURT. If you step out of bounds, you’re in some dude’s popcorn. Not that they eat popcorn on the sideline at Rucker Park…I mean I really don’t know what they eat…if they’re even allowed to eat there…I digress.
At the end of the game someone asked Quince what he thought about Beasley and if he thought he couldn’t handle the atmosphere. To which Quince responded, “no, I just don’t think he could handle Kevin Durant.” So, there you have it, folks. While stars like Durant and Kobe are out there cementing there legendary status, Michael Beasley is out there too, making sure people know he’s a punk no matter what surface he’s playing on.
The latest Sklarbro Country episode, “The Land of Osbaldistan” is online now, featuring Paul Gilmartin and Baron Vaughn.
0 CommentsThe Earwolf Challenge Last Words: The F Plus
Catch-up on The Earwolf Challenge! You can listen to the Week 7 “Original Content” Elimination episode. The F Plus had this to say about their Challenge experience:
To be honest, we made it exactly as far in this challenge as we were expecting to.
Which isn’t to say we don’t have faith in the quality our podcast (we think it’s great), but the underlying premise isn’t one you might consider “an easy sell”. Our sensibility works on the assumption that you’ll pick up on some nerdy references and come in with an interest in the musings of grammatically challenged fan fiction writers, tinfoil hat conspiracy theorists, and people with mind-destroying fetishes for physically impossible acts. That is, we can all agree, a “niche market”.
Early on in The Challenge, we talked about Mystery Science Theater 3000 being our chief inspiration, and it’s definitely been a guiding light for a lot of us in more than just our podcast. Those guys (as well as Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets) taught us to seek out, engage with and ridicule the absurd things that other people tend to ignore. They were our patron saints.
When MST3k transitioned from being on a local Minnesota channel seen by nobody to The Comedy Channel (which, despite later becoming Comedy Central, wasn’t nearly as popular as it is now), the then-host of the show was asked if he was concerned about the show finding an audience. His response, which he repeated a lot, was “The right people will get it.”
Podcasts as a media format have clearly been coming into their own as of late, but the economics still have yet to be figured out. On the plus side, producing a podcast is cheap! All you need is bandwidth and free time. But everything else, from building a listenership to the monetization of even covering your own costs… that’s something everybody has to figure out for ourselves.
So it was really exciting for all of us to be selected as contenders for The Earwolf Challenge. For a little while we got to swim in the big kids’ pool. Our content was listened to by comedians we like, comedians we’ve seen on the TV. Sure, most were just perplexed by us and a few turned out to not like it at all, but Earwolf gave us a platform, and we tried to make the most of it.
In the seven weeks we were on air we agonized every time about what new bit of content we could provide for the show. We wanted to provide new material and continue to give listeners a new topic and a new idea with our own particular sensibility. We heard some criticism we’d never considered before, and heard some other criticism which we didn’t really think about too much. Also, we looked on the Earwolf Forums and saw that a couple of you seem to be really mad about something.
When we started doing this thing about three years ago we had neither an audience nor a goal. We were doing what made us all laugh, and we were sharing it with whoever thought it was interesting. Over time more people have found what we were doing, and some of them have turned out to be enthusiastic supporters.
It would be completely disingenuous for us to say that we don’t pay attention to the number of listeners we have. We totally do. We’ll check the Facebook page for some awful fundamentalist rant site that we’re mining for content, and the first thought is “Shit, they have wayyyy more fans than we do.” But we also know that the only podcast that we’re capable of producing is the podcast that we’d like to listen to ourselves. And when you’re running a show that operates at a net-loss, and you never expect that to change, it seems a little silly to do something that doesn’t personally interest you.
And so it turns out that the podcast we put out made it halfway through this elimination, and that’s a result we’re all perfectly content with. You learned a little about us along the way, and a couple of you turned out to like us.
We want to give Much Muthafuckin Clown Love* to the show’s producers, Peter Moses and Frank Cappello, not only for thinking we were good enough to be involved in this thing, but also for the massive undertaking that coordinating this show clearly was, and for providing its ten contestants with as little pain as necessary. Their efforts gave us all an audience, a brief window of time, and the challenge “Entertain us.” It’s the kind of chance everyone’s looking for, and we did all we could with it.
Thanks for listening,
The F Plus
Lemon
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Jimmyfranks
Acierocolotl Coltrane
Stog Poeser
Nutshell Gulag
Isfahan
bumpgrrl
Squiddy McEnnui
Kumquatxop
Jazaaboo D. Portaxx
Bunnybread
Jack Chick
Victor Laszlo
*This is a traditional term of respect among Insane Clown Posse fans.**
** We are not Insane Clown Posse fans.
You can keep following The F Plus at http://thefpl.us/ or subscribe via iTunes.
You can catch The F Plus live, Friday, September 30th
The Blue Nile in Minneapolis (2027 E Franklin Ave, Minneapolis, MN 55404)
Drew Droege Talks Glitter In The Garbage Live
Check-out the live episode of Glitter in the Garbage!
Glitter in the Garbage is a name more telling than you may realize. The show’s host, Drew Droege, is a shining example of exploratory, often outlandish comedy that isn’t afraid to embrace its rougher edges. His most recent episode was recorded live at the Comedy Central Stage in Los Angeles. We sat down with Drew before the audience filed in. We talked storytelling, improv and the idea that doing comedy in a vacuum might be the scariest of all.
For those of us who haven’t caught on yet, what is Glitter in the Garbage?
It’s a weekly show, about an hour long. There’s ten minutes or so of me just talking, ranting, bitching about whatever I want to that week. Then it’s about 40 minutes of improv with two or three of my guests. They’re always friends, and they usually always know each other. We do four or five improvised character bits, and then we end the show with 10 minutes of us just talking as ourselves.
What an interesting format. How did that come about?
I have no idea. When Scott Aukerman asked me if I wanted a show, I just thought ‘what kind of show would I want to do? If I had my own TV show, I’d want it to feel like a variety show and bring in a lot of characters. I’d also want to be comfortable with my guests, where we get to talk as ourselves and not just in character.
Were you nervous about hosting your own podcast?
Oh, completely. I thought I couldn’t do it. I used to think, “I’m not a stand-up, I don’t tell jokes and I don’t know how I’m going to be that interesting for an hour a week.” Now, I love it. It’s my favorite thing that I’m doing.
You’ve always seemed like a person who is naturally drawn to storytelling.
I started here at the Comedy Central Stage doing a lot of stories for Sit N’ Spin. I got really into it and enjoy it way more than being a stand-up. I love the two minutes leading up to a laugh, as opposed to joke after joke after joke. I’m not great at that.
You’ve also been able to grab a lot of attention for your character work online with successful videos as Chloe Sevigny. What makes the characters that you do stand out?
Honestly, I have no idea what makes something hit when other thing don’t. I’ve done so many things that don’t take off. I think with the things I’ve done that have been successful, the common thread is that we all just did them to have fun. We did it to laugh and we never thought they would go anywhere. With the Chloe videos, we thought we’d just fuck around for an afternoon and make some videos, and then they became this gigantic thing.
That’s the thing I try to take away from everything I do now: it’s got to be fun, it’s got to be easy. Even tonight, I told everyone that the pressure is off. We’re just going to play. Even when there’s a lot at stake, I don’t think you can ever creatively act like there’s anything at stake. It feels too forced and scary.
That’s what makes improv on a podcast so daring, because ultimately you’re recording in a vacuum, without the feedback to provide direction.
Oh, you have no idea how it’s going to go. It’s just like when you film anything. You’re just literally people in a room coming up with something, and you can get yourself into these weird little mental wormholes. So, tonight will be fun, to figure all that out and see how it’ll go.
0 CommentsWho Charted? 1 Million Downloads & New T-shirts
Happy Who Charted? Day! If there was an Earwolf Mayor and an Earwolf City, Howard Kremer and Kulap Vilaysack would be receiving the Earwolf “Key to the City” today, in honor of surpassing 1 million downloads this week. Quite an accomplishment! But, alas, there’s no Earwolf City or Mayor…at least not yet.

Instead, to celebrate the occasion, you can snag yourself a sweet new Who Charted? T-shirt. And then pretend it’s a key to the Earwolf City. Then, with your trusty T-shirt-key you can open any door all across Earwolf City– Wait! I can’t walk you the entire way through this Earwolf fantasy. Let’s just assume Earwolf City is a lot like McDonaldland.
Congrats to Kulap and Kremer for surpassing the 1-million download mark, bringing the charts and laughs straight to the people. Looking forward to the next batch of shows and million downloads. This week, be sure to share your favorite Who Charted? moments and episodes in the forums and online.
Check-out their latest episode, “The Return of Suit McGoo,” featuring Paul F. Tompkins – released today!
Thanks to Aaron Nester for another amazing T-shirt design!
10 CommentsOn Tour Guide: August 24-30
Do you feel that? Is that a slight chill in the air? No, no, no no no no no no, it can’t be. SUMMER WILL LAST FOREVER! (Though I guess if winter never came, then comedy shows wouldn’t be so supremely satisfying as indoor activities.) NOOOOOOO!
T.J. Miller, Tennessee Tech University (Cookeville, TN) Aug 30
Chicago-bred T.J. Miller is a hell of a joke writer, but he’s in his element when he goes entirely off-book. He’s a master of improv, can riff for hours on end and make it sound like he scripted the whole thing. He’s incredibly compelling on stage.
Tickets for Tennessee Tech University, Cookeville, TN – August 30
Matt Walsh, UCB Theatre (Hollywood, CA) Aug 27-28
One of the founding members of the Upright Citizens Brigade, Walsh has been busy lately (he had to miss the latest Del Close Marathon in New York), but he still makes regular appearances on Earwolf shows. Catch him live while you can. He’s a genius improviser who can find the funny in the weirdest situations.
Tickets for UCB Theatre, Hollywood, CA – August 27-28
Kevin Nealon, The Punchline (Atlanta, GA) Aug 26-27
Remember our awesome interview with the venerable comic vet? Now you do.
Tickets for The Punchline, Atlanta, GA – August 26-27
See your favorite Earwolf hosts & guests live with the use of the Earwolf Live iPhone app or at our “On Tour” page.
0 CommentsWatch More TV: August 22-28
Summah’s almost over, ladies and gents. And although that fact breaks Howard Kremer’s heart, it means there are only a few more weeks until the networks start cranking out new episodes of some of our favorite comedies. Until then, here are a few TV shows sure to help you get some more summah laughs.
Bill Burr
Comedian Bill Burr appeared in Episode 39 of Sklarbro Country. That’s not his only sports experience… Remember the classic Chappelle Show sketch, “The Racial Draft?” He’s also the host of the Bill Burr’s Monday Morning Podcast and contributes to the Opie & Anthony Radio Show. Check out the video of his last appearance on Letterman, and you’ll see why you don’t want to miss him on the show again this week.
Thursday, August 25: Late Show with David Letterman (CBS)
Paul Rudd
Do you recall when I told you about Paul Rudd’s appearance on Conan last week? Well, in case you missed it, check out the video below. Hilarious, right? Getting sick on croissants, being super likable, showing a clip of Mac and Me (which was a film discussed on HDTGM, by the way.) Anyway, as you can see, Paul’s appearance on Conan was fantastic. My powers of picking out great TV comedy for you has been proven! So don’t miss him on Letterman this week. Same night as Burr’s appearance. Two former Earwolf guests for the price of, well, cable TV.
Thursday, August 25: Late Show with David Letterman (CBS)
Chris Hardwick & Jen Kirkman
Chris Hardwick: six Earwolf guest appearances. Jen Kirman: one Earwolf guest appearance. It’s okay, Jen! There’s time to catch up. Want to know where both of them will be appearing? On Chelsea Lately, of course. Chris and Jen have tons of experience on the show, which means they know how to bring maximum laughs.
Thursday, August 25: Chelsea Lately (E!)
0 CommentsBring Your Parents To Work Day
Comedians are just like everybody else. Yeah, it’s better than having a “real job.” You can drink at work, you don’t have to respect authority and you get to wear jeans. It’s like working for Google but without the respect or health benefits. But every once in a while…being a comedian is the worst possible job on earth.
Picture yourself at work, just as you probably are reading this (tisk tisk). Now imagine how little you do all day. The Facebooking, Twittering, cat-picturing. Now look to your right, imagine a chair. And in that chair imagine your Mom, sitting there, watching and reacting to everything you do for your entire shift. OH THE HORROR! Especially if your mom has already passed on, then it’d be twice-horrifying but that’s not what this is about. This is the TRUE horror of being a stand up comedian. Their parents actually want to come and watch them work.
The worst part: they probably mean well. You have a kid, I think you generally have a curiosity about them. They get a job, surely there’s a level of interest there, too. And then if they go and get a job where you can actually watch them do it…you bet your ass you go.
But comedians are just like everyone else. They’re all pretty lazy and don’t need Mom and Dad knowing about it. Answer this, would your parents be proud of you if they knew how little effort you were putting in? Of course they wouldn’t, especially this X-Y-Z generation. We’re destroying America! Instead of working hard, we sit in cubicles play fantasy football, shop, look at pop art based cartoons from our childhood all while chatting with our friends – who are fucking off at THEIR jobs.
Imagine every time you open up Facebook and scroll through an ex’s pictures, do you want your parents seeing that? Picture it: the eye-rolls, the gasps, the seat shifts. Are you sweating yet? You should be. Seriously, open your history tab at the end of the day sometime, but before you do that put a pillow on your desk. Because your jaw is going to hit – that – thing.
Now imagine the day is over. It probably didn’t go well. And before you can leave the building, your Dad fires off a few semi-humiliating comments to your coworkers. This you’ll have to deal with the next day. But at least it’s over. You can go home and put your head in the oven, where it belongs. But wait. Wouldn’t you RATHER get dinner with them first…and talk about work?! THAT WOULD BE FUN! Believe me, they’re going to have some questions. But don’t you go and worry. They won’t understand a thing you’re talking about and will probably end up referring to your work as writing, “little reports.” I hope you love the fetal position, because you will be home and in it soon!
Not before you have to explain:
the awkward tension with the coworker you hooked up with last Christmas,
why the coworker they hated is actually brilliant, and
of course without a doubt, they will love that one coworker, what’s-his-name, with the hair and the thing?
Oh THAT GUY, the ass-kissiest, corniest, least interesting capable or qualified person in your office and SWORN ENEMY to you. Perfect. Just perfect. But wait, just when you think it’s over, they’re gonna ask about the money. Check please.
So, the next time you find yourself dreaming of the day you can quit that nine-to-five and finally take up stand-up comedy…just remember that while it may be a more “glamorous” lifestyle, at least you don’t have your parents coming to your work and hearing your best “getting caught masturbating” story.
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