Daniel Franzese played Damian in Mean Girls so yes, I will spend the rest of his bio shoehorning Mean Girls quotes into his recent work. He was on the episode of Party Down with the closeted gay football player (you might say he was “too gay to function”). He is a frequent curator of art galleries (I know what you’re thinking, “social suicide!”) and is currently performing in Jersey Shoresical at the Groundlings theater (although, “he doesn’t even go [there]!”). One last thing: HE WANTS HIS PINK SHIRT BACK! Boy, that was fun!
A very sexy beagle and a member of the mobfia.