Jensen Karp
Jensen Karp’s bio will seem too ridiculously cool to be true, but stick with me for a second. So, he starts off as a rapper with EMI under the handle Hot Karl. Awesome, right? So then he goes into art, designing clothes for Clandestine Industries and opening up the rad-as-hell Gallery 1988. Oh, did I mention he wrote for the WWE while he was doing this? I’m going to stop before you get too embarrassed at how sad your life is compared to his.