Neil Hamburger is not a very good stand-up comedian. It is unknown why we let him come on our shows all the time. Maybe it's based on the recommendations of Iron and Wine, Guided by Voices, Faith No More, or one of the other bands he has opened for. Maybe it's because of his appearances on Tenacious D or Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Maybe it's out of pity, but no matter the reason: Keep your lips zipped.