Danielle Schneider

Danielle Schneider, an actor, writer and comedienne, is a graduate of NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts. She (along with her writing partner Dannah Phirman) created and stars in the HULU series Hotwives of Orlando, with a second season coming out in August. As an actress Danielle recurred on NBC’s Marry Me. She has also appeared on Community, Happy Endings, Adult Swim’s NTSF:SD:SUV and E!’s Burning Love. Danielle was also a long time panelist on VH1’s critically praised and highly rated Best Week Ever.

As a writer Danielle has written movies for Universal, Disney and New Line. Danielle was also a writer on NBC’s Marry Me and is currently writing on the new NBC show Hot and Bothered.

You can catch Danielle performing live regularly at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles.

Host Information

Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) couldn’t be more excited for the latest season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, and they’re going to share that excitement with you in their new podcast Bitch Sesh! They’ll dish on the season’s wildest moments, answer all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on special guests like June Diane Raphael. Don’t be tardy to the party!

Guest Appearances

Frozen Middle Finger: Live from Jashfesht

improv4humans #238May 5, 2016

Brett Gelman, Betsy Sodaro, Danielle Schneider and Hillary Matthews join Matt Besser for a live improv4humans episode at Jashfesht. Valley girls get into an inaudible fight, a NASA support group discusses why they aren't allowed in space and a woman brings chicken…

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Irresuppressible

Who Charted? #271February 10, 2016

Actress Danielle Schneider brings a Top 5 Broadway Musicals chart on this week's episode. Kulap and Danielle convince a reluctant Howard to see "Hamilton" under certain circumstances. Everything from films in uncomfortable environments to skincare tips are discussed during the Top 5…

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The Holiday Womptacular

Comedy Bang Bang #392December 17, 2015

It's a Christmas miracle! LIVE from the Marina Del Ray Public High School Library is a Holiday Womptacular with Marissa Wompler, Miss Listler, Marissa's step dad Dr. Seth Wompler,  Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman, and many more surprise guests. How has Marissa held up…

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Dawes in You've Been Invited to an Invite

improv4humans #218December 17, 2015

Taylor Goldsmith, Griffin Goldsmith, and Wylie Gelber are together known as American folk-rock band Dawes and this week they join Danielle Schneider, Mike Mitchell, Mike Hanford, and Joe Wengert for a very special musical edition of improv4humans with Matt Besser! Dawes performs…

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BONUS! Bitch Sesh Ep. 2: Ciao, Tuscany!

How Did This Get Made? #BS2December 9, 2015

Senior editor at Buzzfeed, AfterSmash podcast host, and Housewives super fan Louis Peitzman joins Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider to break down "Ciao, Tuscany!" the second episode of Season 6 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! They’ll cover everything from Kyle…

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Grudge Justice

improv4humans #216December 3, 2015

Playwright and poet Dan O'Brien joins Jessica St. Clair, Danielle Schneider, Lennon Parham, and Jason Mantzoukas for a special poetry filled edition of improv4humans with Matt Besser! Dan reads some poems from his Scarsdale and War Reporter collections to inspire scenes about…

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Life's a Pitch

How Did This Get Made? #BS1December 2, 2015

On the inaugural episode of Bitch Sesh, Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider welcome actor/writer Matt McConkey (Bajillion Dollar Propertie$, Marry Me) to break down the Season 6 premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! They'll cover everything from the breaking news…

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Danielle Schneider - Spotlight On: Rhonda DeLuce

WOMP It Up! #14November 30, 2015

Marina Del Ray High’s Humanities teacher Rhonda DeLuce (Danielle Schneider) explains what a daddy stitch is to Wompler & Listler on this week’s WOMP IT UP! We'll also hear about Listler's jerky shirt endeavor & Marissa's holiday plans during Hot Topix, the…

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Introducing Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown Show

Casey and Danielle kick off the show by telling us all the Housewives questions they want answered. Don't forget to set your DVRs to the RHOBH premiere Dec 1!

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HDTGM BONUS: Introducing Bitch Sesh, A Real Housewives Breakdown Show

How Did This Get Made? #BSNovember 25, 2015

Paul introduces a brand new show coming to Earwolf December 2nd: Bitch Sesh, A Real Housewives Breakdown Show! Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) couldn’t be more excited for the latest season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, and…

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Dramatic Tornado

improv4humans #213November 12, 2015

D'Arcy Carden, Craig Rowin, Neil Campbell, and Danielle Schneider discover the sexual double-meaning of pet adoption on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! They'll also follow the career of an actor whose prime gig is pretending to be a monster in a…

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The Hotwives of Las Vegas

Comedy Bang Bang #369August 13, 2015

What happens in Vegas gets made into a hilarious show starring Dannah Phirman, Danielle Schneider, Andrea Savage, and Casey Wilson! The Hotwives are back on a bonus CBB to talk about the Vegas strip, timezones, and Magic Mike XXL. Then, Denise, Leona,…

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Moon Madness

improv4humans #188May 21, 2015

Neil Flynn, Matt Walsh, Peter Hulne, and Danielle Schneider are all on a out of this world episode of improv4humans with Matt Besser! Learn about the effects of moon madness, witness a forbidden love between a dot and a feather, and meet…

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A Fatted Calf

Ronna & Beverly #84July 18, 2014

Creators and writers of the show The Hotwives of Orlando, Danielle Schneider and Dannah Phirman, talk about their new show on Hulu, what it's like being in a writer's room, and how to get a man to marry you. Plus, the ladies…

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The Hotwives of Orlando

Comedy Bang Bang #298July 7, 2014

Celebrity Paul Scheer of The League, NTSF:SD:SUV, and How Did This Get Made? fame always has always had his eye on the next big thing on television. This time around he doesn’t disappoint as he brought along Shauna, Phe Phe, Veronica, and…

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Super Lithe with Mild Scoliosis

Who Charted? #187July 2, 2014

It's time for another Summah seasoned Who Charted with your hosts Kulap Vilaysack, and Howard Kremer, and their special guest, writer for NBC's "Marry Me" and Hulu's 'Hot Wives of Orlando', Danielle Schneider! This week, Danielle talks about her cheerleading years, her…

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Hubba Bubba Worthy

improv4humans #134May 15, 2014

Danielle Schneider, Neil Casey, and Pamela Murphy get acquainted with a restaurant sitter, deal with an internet famous dad who tells bad raunchy jokes, and train to be Hubba Bubba worthy on this week's improv4humans with Matt Besser! Plus, we hear Doug…

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Ben Lee & the Seeing-Eye Lizards

improv4humans #122February 27, 2014

Tune in for a special improv4humans with musical guest, Ben Lee, and the best improvisers in the universe Sean Conroy, Eugene Cordero, and Danielle Schneider. In this episode, pregnant with baby references, Ben Lee plays some great short songs that the improvisers use…

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Bonus Cut: Best of What's Bothering You? Special

improv4humans #98.5September 17, 2013

We’ve gathered some of our favorite What’s Bothering You? segments for this week’s special bonus episode of improv4humans which features an all-star roster of improvisers which includes Eugene Cordero, Pamela Murphy, Billy Merritt, Andy Daly, Stephanie Allynne, Chris Kula, Sean Clements, Neil…

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Bonus Cut: A Fancy Lady

improv4humans #86.5June 25, 2013

Lennon Parham, Danielle Schneider, and Pamela Murphy are back and find themselves in the presence of a real fancy lady on this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans! Enjoy! Don’t forget to that you can now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “Woo…

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Shane & Friends with Matt Besser

improv4humans #86June 20, 2013

Improvisers Lennon Parham, Danielle Schneider, and Pamela Murphy bring the lady energy on this week’s improv4humans! They’ll deal with an obnoxious Arby’s customer, help support awkward loners, run into Lucifer in the woods, and ask themselves what exactly is a YouTube star.…

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Bonus Cut: Sports Radio

improv4humans #47.5October 9, 2012

Danielle Schneider, Jackie Clarke, and Dannah Phirman take some exciting calls on this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans! Join us as we take a look at some Crap on YouTube that inspires today’s improvised scene about sports radio.

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Why You Jabber Jabber?

improv4humans #47October 4, 2012

We’re kicking things off Gangnam Style on this week’s episode of improv4humans! Our guests Danielle Schneider, Jackie Clarke, and Dannah Phirman join Matt Besser to create scenes inspired by stories involving Danielle’s first kiss, Matt’s nightmarish day with a horse, and Dannah’s…

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Best of improv4humans Vol. 1

improv4humans #45September 20, 2012

We took to the Earwolf Forums and asked YOU which were the best scenes in the past episodes of improv4humans and had so many to choose from that we split them into two very special sampler episodes. Enjoy this pu-pu platter of…

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Bonus Cut: Show Me Your Business Card

improv4humans #41.5August 28, 2012

Joe Wengert, Danielle Schneider, and Mike Still have some unfinished business cards to attend to. So make yourself some garlic nachos and enjoy this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans!

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Surf Lingo

improv4humans #41August 23, 2012

Take a vacation in a nice hotel and enjoy this week’s improv4humans! Our guests Joe Wengert, Danielle Schneider, and Mike Still will keep you company as they join Matt Besser to create scenes about the funniest rabbi at a funeral, surfers explaining…

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Bonus Cut: Bucket of Sand

improv4humans #37.5July 31, 2012

Watch out! Everything around you could be an instrument of death! Guests Colton Dunn, Jeff Hiller, and Danielle Schneider join Matt Besser in this week's bonus episode, and perform two scenes inspired by fan-suggested YouTube videos. These ruthless improvisers will use household…

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Calm Down!

improv4humans #37July 26, 2012

What do we do improv for? Freedom? Babies? Urine-soaked potato salad? Colton Dunn, Jeff Hiller, and Danielle Schneider use worst summer stories submitted by improv4humans fans and crazy YouTube clips to inspire scenes about dance shoes, rainbows, and strip searches. Be sure…

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Eric the Paid Intern

improv4humans #34July 5, 2012

Eric the Paid Intern is leaving Earwolf to take a job in facial recognition software (because he's a genius) so here are some awesome Eric interviews and improv scenes that we've saved up from past episodes. Hear improv from Horatio Sanz, Adam…

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Toast Points

improv4humans #30June 7, 2012

After a night of loud love making, it's nice to wake up, enjoy some toast points, and listen to a new improv4humans. That's only if there's no fear of a Nazi invasion, of course. This week we have Scott Aukerman, David Koechner,…

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Burn Victim Anonymous

improv4humans #26.5May 15, 2012

It's time for your mid-week improv bathroom break! This week we have Sean Conroy, Andy Secunda, and Danielle Schneider stealing, dating, auditioning, and lighting shit on fire all for the sake of comedy! You don't have to steal this episode, we're giving…

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Where'd That Hat Go?

improv4humans #15February 23, 2012

Come one come all for the miraculous magic trick that is improv4humans! This week Danielle Schneider, Brian Huskey, and Seth Morris join Matt Besser for a playful romp through grief counseling, a savage look at Valentine's Day, and a finale that can…

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Apple-tini

improv4humans #6December 15, 2011

This week on improv4humans we take you to the dark world of dumpster diving hobos, unsanitary restaurants, pathological liars, and confrontational assholes. Our tour guides on this trip are Danielle Schneider, Ben Schwartz and Alex Fernie. As always, follow @MattBesser to tweet your suggestions and visit Bobby…

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Desert Vacation

improv4humans #4December 1, 2011

Welcome back to improv4humans! Danielle Schneider is not an alien, Billy Merritt is not a robot, and Andy Daly is not an animal so they have been assembled for one purpose and for one purpose only: For improv! As always, you can…

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The Sklar Triplets

Sklarbro Country #63October 7, 2011

Randy and Jason are out on the road so it's time to call in the 12th man...and the 13th man...and the 14th woman. Matt Besser, Howard Kremer, and Danielle Schneider are slapping some paint on their faces and getting in the gridiron!…

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Gigli

How Did This Get Made? #18September 13, 2011

For nearly a decade, Gigli has been a go-to punchline for hack comedians. Does it hold up to it's bad movie reputation? Danielle Schneider joins us this week to deconstruct one of the most monumentally bad movies of the millennium. This movie…

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Winter Olympic Fever: Deux!

Comedy Bang Bang #42February 26, 2010

Comedy Bang Bang has caught winter-olympic fever, and has on some of the members of the world famous Georgian Olympic Figure Skating Team as well as the coach, who teach us what it means to be a famous figure skater in this…

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