Mike Drucker has written for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Late Night, Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update, McSweeney’s, The Onion, and Nintendo. He’s also performed around the world, including being featured as a “New Face” at the Montreal Comedy Festival. In his spare time, he looks longingly into the distance, wondering what he’s lost and why it has to be this way.
Imagine you're just living your normal life, walking down the street and WHAM-- a car slams into a traffic light and the driver bails out from the cabin, firing machine guns and rocket launchers at everything in sight. The police arrive at…Listen