August 10, 2020

EP. 227 — Caught My Husband With A Sex Worker

A divorcée shares details from the ledger of the 35 men she’s dated since her marriage ended and some of them are wild. From hitting on someone else during a date to commitment issues, welcome to the “The Gong Show” dating game.


   [00:00:06] CHRIS: [music transition] Hello to all my unknown comic fans. Beautiful Anonymous one hour. One phone call, no names, no holds barred.   [00:00:19] THEME MUSIC: I’d rather go one on one, I think it’d be more fun, and I’ll get to know you and you’ll get to know me   [00:00:29] CHRIS: Hi everybody, Chris Gethard here, welcome to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous. I’m so lucky to do this show, it is keeping me going during this time of social isolation. My job is to have conversations, I’m probably the luckiest person in the world. Hey, first things first, if you hear a weird machine in the background of this episode, it’s because I haven’t had power in four days and I’m not going to have it restored for four more. So I had to figure out how to work a gas generator — change the oil. It is not in my wheelhouse, but I’m the one who moved out to the country, so… it’s on me.  Hey, I want

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