Private: Glitter in the Garbage #18 April 7, 2011
This week’s Glitter in the Garbage has sort of a “wet granite” aftertaste, best paired with buttery almond pastries. Drew, Mary Elizabeth, and Artemis are on a Discount Cruise to Hell, dodging the likes of Faith Ford and soulless porn stars. Try as they might to stay out of trouble, after a few glasses of Chablis and Espresso Martinis it gets hard to avoid the principals office. But be warned: If you choose to imbibe like the girls do, watch what happens to your drink or else your night might end in MURDER!