March 20, 2023

EP. 363 — Jersey Italian Grandma

Kidnapping mobsters, a phone call from beyond the grave, and holy water in a vodka bottle. A Jersey Italian grandmother always has stories. She and Geth bond over Jersey Italian accents, Sunday dinners, and potatoes in a cup. She also describes her unique relationship with her ex-husband and shares her love of the Tour de France.


Chris [00:00:06] Hello to everybody who knows to go down the block for your cup of potatoes. It’s Beautiful Anonymous. One hour. One phone call. No names. No holds barred. Hey, everybody. Chris Gethard here and welcome to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous. Quick reminder for plugs for you guys. If you’re in the New York area March 31st, April 1st, April 2nd, I’m recording a new special in New York City at the Minetta Lane Theater. Go to for the links for those tickets. And I would love to pack that place out. And of course, Beautiful Cononymous, our first ever fan convention, it’s finally happening. We have so many past callers coming where you can do meet and greets with past callers who you’ve always wondered about. I was just doing a show in Detroit and I linked up with one of the Motor City Mayhem Boys. They’re bringing a whole crew of bros. It’s going to be awesome. And of course, on Sunday, if you can only make one show

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