March 9, 2020

EP. 206 — My Girlfriend Cheated, I Got A Dog

An extremely optimistic guy calls in to talk about how he got over his cheating ex by getting a dog, living in a tiny house, hopping freight trains and more. Plus, Chris shares what he’s learned on the cusp of turning forty.


[00:00:05] CHRIS: Hello to everybody playing a harmonica with their nose. It’s Beautiful Anonymous. One hour. One phone call. No names. No holds barred.   [00:00:18] THEME MUSIC: I’d rather go one-on-one. I think it’ll be more fun and I’ll get to know you and you’ll get to know me.   [00:00:28] CHRIS: Hi everybody, Chris Gethard here, it’s Beautiful Anonymous. Thank you for listening. Thank you for subscribing, supporting the show. In this episode, you’re about to hear, I love it. I love it. It’s got three topics, and all of them I found fascinating. One, a lot of people are going to flip out because this guy’s the owner of an influencer dog. And I know so many people who listen to this show love dogs. You’re going to love hearing about this dog. I’m sure many people are going to go track down this dog. Don’t tell me about it because anonymous is in the name of this show. So don’t. You need to go see the in

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