Danielle Schneider
Danielle Schneider, an actor, writer and comedienne, is a graduate of NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts. She (along with her writing partner Dannah Phirman) created and stars in the HULU series Hotwives of Orlando, with a second season coming out in August. As an actress Danielle recurred on NBC’s Marry Me. She has also appeared on Community, Happy Endings, Adult Swim’s NTSF:SD:SUV and E!’s Burning Love. Danielle was also a long time panelist on VH1’s critically praised and highly rated Best Week Ever.
As a writer Danielle has written movies for Universal, Disney and New Line. Danielle was also a writer on NBC’s Marry Me and is currently writing on the new NBC show Hot and Bothered.
You can catch Danielle performing live regularly at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles.
Host Information
Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown
Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they're sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season's wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don't be tardy to the party!
Guest Appearances
Earwolf Presents: An Improv4Humans Covid Hootenanny
Looking for the best comedy podcasts? Earwolf Presents showcases our talented hosts and our favorite episodes from the Earwolf universe! Let us surprise you! Here is: Improv4Humans with Matt Besser. Celebrate Americana with a Neil Young COVID Hootenanny on this week’s improv4humans…
ListenJuly 4th Neil Young COVID Hootenanny!
It’s a Neil Young COVID Hootenanny on this week’s improv4humans LIVE from SXSW! Neil Young welcomes special guests Meat Loaf, Joni Mitchell, Dr. Fauci, Kid Rock, and Sheryl Crow to perform updated versions of their greatest hits and to answer the audience’s…
ListenASSSSCAT LIVE at SXSW 2022
John Gemberling, Danielle Schneider, and Anthony Atamanuik join Matt Besser LIVE from SXSW! They’ll perform scenes about a bachelor-inspired restaurant, Dixie Cup stand-up, lying to the dentist, pharmaceutical acting, and more!
ListenRianne Downey on improv4humans LIVE from SXSW 2022
Scottish singer-songwriter Rianne Downey joins John Gemberling, Danielle Schneider, and Matt Besser for a LIVE improv4humans from SXSW! Rianne performs songs that inspire scenes about threats of the devil at your door, singing too loudly at a concert, losing a grudge list,…
ListenDeer Bunting Season: LIVE from SXSW 2022
Danielle Schneider, Anthony Atamanuik, and John Gemberling join Matt Besser for a LIVE improv4humans from SXSW! They take audience suggestions that inspire scenes about being appreciated for wristband work, an experimental Worf algorithm, tripping True West actors, a Gary Larson biopic, and…
ListenME REX on improv4humans LIVE from SXSW 2022
Myles McCabe of ME REX joins Danielle Schneider and Matt Besser for a special LIVE improv4humans from SXSW 2022! Myles performs songs that inspire scenes about a one-woman karaoke show, a never-ending party, and Tom Petty stuck in a treehouse. Plus, cheating…
ListenValentine’s Day Special
Matt Besser and Danielle Schneider celebrate Valentine's Day by renewing and updating their marriage vows in the presence of their eight year old daughter, Sidney. Updated vows include Girls Scout cookie priorities, Shazam compliments, dad jokes, eliminating 12’s from multiplication tables, comedy…
ListenMalignant Tigger Flag
James Mannion, Hillary Matthews, and Ali Ghandour join Matt Besser for scenes about a free couch that’s hard to get rid of, a neighborhood with a Winnie the Pooh obsession, and more! Plus, a special toast to Engineer Brett Morris.
ListenBand Of Mothers w/ Danielle Schneider
This week June is out this week, but friend of the pod, Danielle Schneider (Bitch Sesh), joins Jessica to help co-pilot this week's dive and they dig RIGHT IN! They discuss their friendship, parenting, how they 'mother' each other, and exchange wild…
ListenI Like Myself! w/ Danielle Schneider
June is back in the U.S. of A. and in the true fashion of this pod, they do not have time for pleasantries! They confront Jessica’s issue with book clubs, facing mortality and why sometimes you can’t “positive” your way out of…
ListenValentines Day Special: Family Feud Feud
On a special Valentine Day, join Matt Besser and Danielle Schneider as they call up former UCB Family Feud producer James Mannion to help resolve their disputes about the Family Feud format, strange survey responses, Steve Harvey, and more.
ListenRudolph the Red Nose Freak
On a special holiday i4h, join Rudolph, Hermey, Yukon Cornelius, Donner, Mrs. Donner, Charlie in the Box, Water Gun Who Shoots Jelly, and all your other favorite classic characters as they embark on an adventure to fight misogyny, bullying, and fracking in…
ListenPeanuts Holiday Interrogation Special
On a special improv4humans, Lucy van Pelt (Danielle Schneider) is interrogated after Charlie Brown winds up in the hospital and a suspicious string of holiday incidents occur pointing in her direction.
ListenThe Best of i4h Vol. 12
Please enjoy this compilation of some of the best scenes from 2019! These performances feature Suzi Barrett, Alex Fernie, Johnny Meeks, Mel Cowan, Tim Meadows, Danielle Schneider, Mary Holland, Chad Carter, Craig Rowin, Andy Daly, Owen Burke, Bob Dassie, Anthony Atamanuik, John…
ListenValentine’s Day Special: Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Matt Besser tries to record a special Valentine’s Day episode of improv4humans with his wife Danielle Schneider (Bitch Sesh) but instead accidentally records an argument/discussion about Valentine’s Day gifts, marital chores, porn massages, Force Majeure stories for children, and how many knives to hide…
ListenThe Get Up Kids Shaqtin’ Dead
Matt Pryor of The Get Up Kids joins improvisers Dan Lippert, Sean Conroy, and Danielle Schneider for a musical improv4humans! Matt performs songs that inspire scenes about a writer reporting on the family Thanksgiving, pushing past the apology part of an affair,…
ListenHoly Mohel-y: LIVE from DCM 21
Danielle Schneider, Craig Rowin, Chad Carter, Mary Holland, Paul Rust, Tim Meadows, and musical guest Radical Face join Matt Besser LIVE from the 21st annual Del Close Marathon! They perform scenes about a Mother’s Day ruined by injury, panning for gold at…
ListenENDGAME
Matt Besser recounts the tragedy of Thanos erasing half the universe and all of his improv4humans support team including the helicopter delivering his money due from Stitcher Premium. He interviews people on the street about where they were and what they were…
ListenThe Wrong Side of Town
Matt pushes the robot car to its limits by trying to make it drive near water, but Joyce gets her revenge by taking him to the worst parts of town where they meet prostitutes, drug dealers, gang members, and a mobster hit…
ListenDriving With Your Knee
What happens when your car thinks that you’re a wimpy driver? Are you happy that your car can analyze the farts in your seat cushion? Or worse, criticize your sex technique?! Starring Matt Besser & Mary Holland. This episode featuring Danielle Schneider!…
ListenThe Best of Meta Vol. 1
Please enjoy volume one of the all-time best i4h scenes about improv, Matt Besser, Earwolf, and all things meta! This compilation features amazing performances by Tim Meadows, Joe Wengert, John Gemberling, Zach Woods, Colton Dunn, Charlie Sanders, Sean Conroy, Billy Merritt, Paul…
ListenMouth of the Rat (w/ Danielle Schneider)
Today's guest is Danielle Schneider from Bitch Sesh and The Hotwives! She talks to Jon & lauren about growing up in Boca Raton among old people, and her early obsession with Designing Women and soap operas like All My Children. Then she…
ListenBest of The Bible
In the beginning, Matty B created improv4humans. Then Matty B said, “Let there be a compilation of the greatest biblical improv scenes ever performed on this show”, and there was a compilation of biblical scenes. And Matty B saw the compilation, and…
ListenThe Best of i4h Vol. 9
The humons have cast their votes, and here are your favorite scenes of 2018! These performances feature Don Fanelli, Laura Willcox, Gil Ozeri, John Gemberling, Curtis Gwinn, Tim Meadows, Peter Hulne, Colton Dunn, Jon Gabrus, James Adomian, Betsy Sodaro, Horatio Sanz, Lauren…
ListenLive from Largo w/ Andy Daly, Danielle Schneider, Seth Morris, Casey Wilson
Recorded live from Largo at the Coronet in Los Angeles, Marissa and Listler travel once again from Marina Del Ray to Hollywood to present an episode of their podcast project Womp It Up! We’ll catch up with Health teacher Mr. Joe Bongo…
ListenBen Lee and the Pregnant Rhododendrons
Special musical guest Ben Lee returns along with improvisers Danielle Schneider, Rose O’Shea, Jacob Wysocki, and Devin Field for this week’s improv4humans! Ben plays songs from his musical “B Is for Beer” that inspire scenes about a campaign to make beer more…
ListenAstral Weeks with Ryan Walsh
Musician and author Ryan Walsh of Hallelujah the Hills joins improvisers Andy Daly, Danielle Schneider, and Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! Ryan talks about his book Astral Weeks: A Secret History of 1968, inspiring scenes about a homeschooled music class that goes…
ListenWig (w/ Danielle Schneider)
Actress, writer, and co-host of Bitch Sesh Danielle Schneider joins Emily and Deanna this week to talk about paying off late fees, most coveted gadgets, best Real Housewives social media presence and more. Plus, they try to figure out the origin of…
ListenLive from Largo w/ Jason Mantzoukas, Brian Huskey, Andy Daly, Danielle Schneider, Seth Morris
Recorded live from Largo at the Coronet in Los Angeles, Marissa and Listler (Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham) travel from Marina Del Ray to Hollywood to present an episode of their podcast project Womp It Up! Expect appearances from Marissa’s one-time…
ListenBesser and Schneider
Danielle Schneider joins Matt Besser this week for an improv2humans! They perform scenes about a mom who just wants a birthday card on time, a waiter who offers deep-cutting character critiques, and a doctor with acting career advice. Later, a cheerleader gets…
ListenSeason 2, Ep 25 - Sit in a Circle (w/ Todd Barry, Janet Varney, Cole Stratton, Matt Besser & Danielle Schneider live from Outside Lands Fest)
An especially lively night in the tavern with visits from a raven, a warrior elf, an ill child, a giant dwarf and a fairy decorator. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Kermit the Raven: Todd Barry Braidwynn: Janet Varney Timbo: Cole Stratton Matt Dabbin’: Matt…
ListenDipshit Understudy
Paul Rust, Danielle Schneider, and Craig Rowin join Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! They take suggestions that inspire scenes about an anti-hypochondriac, terrible baby nurse candidates, and carving your name into a whale for love. Plus, the Budweiser family takes brand…
ListenCasey Wilson, Danielle Schneider: My Boyfriend Broke Up With Me
Welcome back to My Boyfriend Broke Up With Me with your hosts Kellyanne and Tracy (Danielle Schneider, Casey Wilson)! It’s another rough week for your hosts as they discuss how their recent break ups. They are joined by special guest and dear…
ListenAirborne: LIVE!
Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang! Bang!), Kumail Nanjiani (Silicon Valley, Fist Fight), and Danielle Schneider (Bitch Sesh) join Paul for a HDTGM All-Stars episode to discuss the 1993 rollerblading movie Airborne. Recorded live from Largo at the Coronet in Los Angeles, they cover…
ListenThe Best of i4h Vol. 7
The humons have voted, and here are your favorite scenes of 2016. These performances feature James Adomian, Mary Holland, Jon Gabrus, John Gemberling, Gil Ozeri, Anthony Atamanuik, Neil Casey, Pam Murphy, Ian Roberts, Sean Clements, Jessica McKenna, Zach Reino, Nicole Parker, Paul…
ListenSing A Long Experiment #2
Mookie Blaiklock, Anthony Atamanuik, Paul Rust, and Danielle Schneider join Matt Besser for part two of the great Sing A Long Experiment! Songs by Billy Joel, Kenny Rogers, and The Doors inspire scenes about conducting an affair with your drink, a sponge-haired…
ListenSing A Long Experiment #1
Horatio Sanz, Colton Dunn, Eugene Cordero, and Danielle Schneider join Matt Besser for a special sing-a-long episode! Matt leads classic songs by Journey, Bon Jovi, Pink Floyd and more, while they perform scenes based off of the timeless lyrics. They check in…
ListenHappy Rain
Danielle Schneider, Don Fanelli, and Dannah Phirman join Matt Besser on this week's improv4humans! They improvise scenes about the best reason to get the redshirt on a football team, wealthy homeowners engaged in serene shakedowns, and a hands-on approach to finding out…
ListenFrozen Middle Finger: Live from Jashfesht
Brett Gelman, Betsy Sodaro, Danielle Schneider and Hillary Matthews join Matt Besser for a live improv4humans episode at Jashfesht. Valley girls get into an inaudible fight, a NASA support group discusses why they aren't allowed in space and a woman brings chicken…
ListenIrresuppressible
Actress Danielle Schneider brings a Top 5 Broadway Musicals chart on this week's episode. Kulap and Danielle convince a reluctant Howard to see "Hamilton" under certain circumstances. Everything from films in uncomfortable environments to skincare tips are discussed during the Top 5…
ListenThe Holiday Womptacular
It's a Christmas miracle! LIVE from the Marina Del Ray Public High School Library is a Holiday Womptacular with Marissa Wompler, Miss Listler, Marissa's step dad Dr. Seth Wompler, Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman, and many more surprise guests. How has Marissa held up…
ListenDawes in You've Been Invited to an Invite
Taylor Goldsmith, Griffin Goldsmith, and Wylie Gelber are together known as American folk-rock band Dawes and this week they join Danielle Schneider, Mike Mitchell, Mike Hanford, and Joe Wengert for a very special musical edition of improv4humans with Matt Besser! Dawes performs…
ListenBONUS! Bitch Sesh Ep. 2: Ciao, Tuscany!
Senior editor at Buzzfeed, AfterSmash podcast host, and Housewives super fan Louis Peitzman joins Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider to break down "Ciao, Tuscany!" the second episode of Season 6 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! They’ll cover everything from Kyle…
ListenGrudge Justice
Playwright and poet Dan O'Brien joins Jessica St. Clair, Danielle Schneider, Lennon Parham, and Jason Mantzoukas for a special poetry filled edition of improv4humans with Matt Besser! Dan reads some poems from his Scarsdale and War Reporter collections to inspire scenes about…
ListenLife's a Pitch
On the inaugural episode of Bitch Sesh, Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider welcome actor/writer Matt McConkey (Bajillion Dollar Propertie$, Marry Me) to break down the Season 6 premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! They'll cover everything from the breaking news…
ListenDanielle Schneider - Spotlight On: Rhonda DeLuce
Marina Del Ray High’s Humanities teacher Rhonda DeLuce (Danielle Schneider) explains what a daddy stitch is to Wompler & Listler on this week’s WOMP IT UP! We'll also hear about Listler's jerky shirt endeavor & Marissa's holiday plans during Hot Topix, the…
ListenIntroducing Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown Show
Casey and Danielle kick off the show by telling us all the Housewives questions they want answered. Don't forget to set your DVRs to the RHOBH premiere Dec 1!
ListenHDTGM BONUS: Introducing Bitch Sesh, A Real Housewives Breakdown Show
Paul introduces a brand new show coming to Earwolf December 2nd: Bitch Sesh, A Real Housewives Breakdown Show! Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) couldn’t be more excited for the latest season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, and…
ListenDramatic Tornado
D'Arcy Carden, Craig Rowin, Neil Campbell, and Danielle Schneider discover the sexual double-meaning of pet adoption on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! They'll also follow the career of an actor whose prime gig is pretending to be a monster in a…
ListenThe Hotwives of Las Vegas
What happens in Vegas gets made into a hilarious show starring Dannah Phirman, Danielle Schneider, Andrea Savage, and Casey Wilson! The Hotwives are back on a bonus CBB to talk about the Vegas strip, timezones, and Magic Mike XXL. Then, Denise, Leona,…
ListenMoon Madness
Neil Flynn, Matt Walsh, Peter Hulne, and Danielle Schneider are all on a out of this world episode of improv4humans with Matt Besser! Learn about the effects of moon madness, witness a forbidden love between a dot and a feather, and meet…
ListenA Fatted Calf
Creators and writers of the show The Hotwives of Orlando, Danielle Schneider and Dannah Phirman, talk about their new show on Hulu, what it's like being in a writer's room, and how to get a man to marry you. Plus, the ladies…
ListenThe Hotwives of Orlando
Celebrity Paul Scheer of The League, NTSF:SD:SUV, and How Did This Get Made? fame always has always had his eye on the next big thing on television. This time around he doesn’t disappoint as he brought along Shauna, Phe Phe, Veronica, and…
ListenSuper Lithe with Mild Scoliosis
It's time for another Summah seasoned Who Charted with your hosts Kulap Vilaysack, and Howard Kremer, and their special guest, writer for NBC's "Marry Me" and Hulu's 'Hot Wives of Orlando', Danielle Schneider! This week, Danielle talks about her cheerleading years, her…
ListenHubba Bubba Worthy
Danielle Schneider, Neil Casey, and Pamela Murphy get acquainted with a restaurant sitter, deal with an internet famous dad who tells bad raunchy jokes, and train to be Hubba Bubba worthy on this week's improv4humans with Matt Besser! Plus, we hear Doug…
ListenBen Lee & the Seeing-Eye Lizards
Tune in for a special improv4humans with musical guest, Ben Lee, and the best improvisers in the universe Sean Conroy, Eugene Cordero, and Danielle Schneider. In this episode, pregnant with baby references, Ben Lee plays some great short songs that the improvisers use…
ListenBonus Cut: Best of What's Bothering You? Special
We’ve gathered some of our favorite What’s Bothering You? segments for this week’s special bonus episode of improv4humans which features an all-star roster of improvisers which includes Eugene Cordero, Pamela Murphy, Billy Merritt, Andy Daly, Stephanie Allynne, Chris Kula, Sean Clements, Neil…
ListenBonus Cut: A Fancy Lady
Lennon Parham, Danielle Schneider, and Pamela Murphy are back and find themselves in the presence of a real fancy lady on this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans! Enjoy! Don’t forget to that you can now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “Woo…
ListenShane & Friends with Matt Besser
Improvisers Lennon Parham, Danielle Schneider, and Pamela Murphy bring the lady energy on this week’s improv4humans! They’ll deal with an obnoxious Arby’s customer, help support awkward loners, run into Lucifer in the woods, and ask themselves what exactly is a YouTube star.…
ListenBonus Cut: Sports Radio
Danielle Schneider, Jackie Clarke, and Dannah Phirman take some exciting calls on this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans! Join us as we take a look at some Crap on YouTube that inspires today’s improvised scene about sports radio.
ListenWhy You Jabber Jabber?
We’re kicking things off Gangnam Style on this week’s episode of improv4humans! Our guests Danielle Schneider, Jackie Clarke, and Dannah Phirman join Matt Besser to create scenes inspired by stories involving Danielle’s first kiss, Matt’s nightmarish day with a horse, and Dannah’s…
ListenBest of improv4humans Vol. 1
We took to the Earwolf Forums and asked YOU which were the best scenes in the past episodes of improv4humans and had so many to choose from that we split them into two very special sampler episodes. Enjoy this pu-pu platter of…
ListenBonus Cut: Show Me Your Business Card
Joe Wengert, Danielle Schneider, and Mike Still have some unfinished business cards to attend to. So make yourself some garlic nachos and enjoy this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans!
ListenSurf Lingo
Take a vacation in a nice hotel and enjoy this week’s improv4humans! Our guests Joe Wengert, Danielle Schneider, and Mike Still will keep you company as they join Matt Besser to create scenes about the funniest rabbi at a funeral, surfers explaining…
ListenBonus Cut: Bucket of Sand
Watch out! Everything around you could be an instrument of death! Guests Colton Dunn, Jeff Hiller, and Danielle Schneider join Matt Besser in this week's bonus episode, and perform two scenes inspired by fan-suggested YouTube videos. These ruthless improvisers will use household…
ListenCalm Down!
What do we do improv for? Freedom? Babies? Urine-soaked potato salad? Colton Dunn, Jeff Hiller, and Danielle Schneider use worst summer stories submitted by improv4humans fans and crazy YouTube clips to inspire scenes about dance shoes, rainbows, and strip searches. Be sure…
ListenEric the Paid Intern
Eric the Paid Intern is leaving Earwolf to take a job in facial recognition software (because he's a genius) so here are some awesome Eric interviews and improv scenes that we've saved up from past episodes. Hear improv from Horatio Sanz, Adam…
ListenToast Points
After a night of loud love making, it's nice to wake up, enjoy some toast points, and listen to a new improv4humans. That's only if there's no fear of a Nazi invasion, of course. This week we have Scott Aukerman, David Koechner,…
ListenBurn Victim Anonymous
It's time for your mid-week improv bathroom break! This week we have Sean Conroy, Andy Secunda, and Danielle Schneider stealing, dating, auditioning, and lighting shit on fire all for the sake of comedy! You don't have to steal this episode, we're giving…
ListenWhere'd That Hat Go?
Come one come all for the miraculous magic trick that is improv4humans! This week Danielle Schneider, Brian Huskey, and Seth Morris join Matt Besser for a playful romp through grief counseling, a savage look at Valentine's Day, and a finale that can…
ListenApple-tini
This week on improv4humans we take you to the dark world of dumpster diving hobos, unsanitary restaurants, pathological liars, and confrontational assholes. Our tour guides on this trip are Danielle Schneider, Ben Schwartz and Alex Fernie. As always, follow @MattBesser to tweet your suggestions and visit Bobby…
ListenDesert Vacation
Welcome back to improv4humans! Danielle Schneider is not an alien, Billy Merritt is not a robot, and Andy Daly is not an animal so they have been assembled for one purpose and for one purpose only: For improv! As always, you can…
ListenThe Sklar Triplets
Randy and Jason are out on the road so it's time to call in the 12th man...and the 13th man...and the 14th woman. Matt Besser, Howard Kremer, and Danielle Schneider are slapping some paint on their faces and getting in the gridiron!…
ListenGigli
For nearly a decade, Gigli has been a go-to punchline for hack comedians. Does it hold up to it's bad movie reputation? Danielle Schneider joins us this week to deconstruct one of the most monumentally bad movies of the millennium. This movie…
ListenWinter Olympic Fever: Deux!
Comedy Bang Bang has caught winter-olympic fever, and has on some of the members of the world famous Georgian Olympic Figure Skating Team as well as the coach, who teach us what it means to be a famous figure skater in this…
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