September 19, 2022

EP. 337 — Pole Dancing & A Talking Bird (Live from Portland)

A hairstylist from Canada explains how she went from powerlifting to pole dancing recreationally. She introduces the live audience in Portland to one of her three birds. Will he squawk his signature line, “did you poopie?” You’ll have to wait and see! She also shares with Geth the story of being proposed to by her high school sweetheart in a hotel bathroom. Later on, they debate if she has a Canadian accent and discuss their scariest bird moments.


Chris [00:00:05] Hello, Portland, Oregon. It’s Beautiful/ Anonymous. One hour. One phone call. No names. No holds barred. Hey, everybody, Chris Gethard here. Welcome to another episode of Beautiful/ Anonymous. And I got to say, we are on something of a streak with this show, going from lighter ones to heavier ones to silly ones to this one today that’s just- it gets pulled in 19 different directions. And I think you’re gonna I like it. And I think for the people who like it when this show devolves into some chaotic, some chaotic vibes, it’s got some chaos. I’m never quite sure where it’s going to go. And there’s a live crowd and they’re never quite sure where it’s going to go. I don’t think the caller was ever quite sure where it was going to go, and there’s a lot to do with it. Sometimes I get modest, but if I’m being honest, I think the show has been on a streak for seven years, a seven year hot streak. And peopl

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