September 26, 2022

EP. 338 — Ranger Danger

Elephants are overrated. At least that’s what this former zookeeper thinks. A park interpreter opens up to Geth about her experience working at the zoo including the struggle to earn a decent wage. She describes her love of working with hippos and the dangers of “scary smart monkeys.” She discusses her frustration with people in her state being allowed to own exotic animals and her issues with “Tiger King.” She also shares her thoughts about keeping animals in captivity and details about her current position helping people connect to nature.


Chris [00:00:04] Hello to everyone who’s not actually here to arrest anyone. It’s Beautiful/ Anonymous. One hour. One phone call. No names. No holds barred. Hi, everybody. Chris Gethard here. Welcome to another episode of Beautiful/Anonymous. Before we do anything else, I want to let you know we’ve got some live tapings coming up. October 6th, Madison, Wisconsin. October 7th, Milwaukee. October eighth, Chicago. Got live tapings as the early shows. I’m doing standup on the late shows. I’ve said often throughout the history of Beautiful/ Anonymous that it’s very strange. Wisconsin is one of six states that I have not been to in the United States. And it’s been this thing, when are you come into Wisconsin, Chris? People always ask me. I’m coming out with these live tapings. Not gonna lie, the ticket sales, kind of dog shit. So, hey, now you know about these shows. Go to Madison, Milwaukee, let’s step up. Want to see you

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