June 4, 2018

EP. 115 — The Chillionaire

A goblin fiction ghost writer and artist at heart has an identity crisis after inheriting a million dollars from a distant uncle.

This episode is brought to you by Always Forever Maybe, Brooklinen (www.brooklinen.com code: BEAUTIFUL), Great Women of Business (www.parcast.com/business).


[00:01:32] CHRIS: Hello to all my goblin enthusiasts, it’s Beautiful Anonymous. One hour. One phone call. No names. No holds barred. [00:01:43] THEME MUSIC: I’d rather go one-on-one. I think it’ll be more fun and I’ll get to know you and you’ll get to know me. [00:01:55] CHRIS: Hello, everybody. Chris Gethard here welcoming you to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous, a show where you listen to a guy talk on the phone with other people. It’s all about listening around here, it’s all about listening. So thank you for listening. Want to say thank you right out of the gate to everybody who I met last weekend: many, many listeners to the show came out. I had chosen Bloomington, Indiana, as part of the Limestone Comedy Festival. Chicago, Illinois as part of the Onion Comedy Festival. And I tell you, I met so many Beautiful Anonymous fans, and that always means the world. I mean, I met a couple of callers, a couple past callers leaned over, whispe

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