September 2, 2019

EP. 179 — The Size of a Cantaloupe

This caller gives listeners a PSA: go to the doctor! She’s managed to maintain an inspiringly positive disposition even after what she thought was just bloating turned out to be something much more serious.

This episode is brought to you by Magoosh ( code: BEAUTIFUL), Fruit of the Loom ( code: STORIES), White Castle, Third Love (, and Talkspace ( code: BEAUTIFUL).


[00:00:04] CHRIS: Hello to everybody whose getting married on a Tuesday. It’s Beautiful Anonymous. One hour, one phone call, no names, no holds barred.    [00:00:18] THEME MUSIC: I’d rather go one-on-one. I think it’ll be more fun and I’ll get to know you and you’ll get to know me.    [00:00:28] CHRIS: Hi everybody, Chris Gethard here. Welcome to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous. It’s really, I have to say – I wake up on the day that we do these tapings and universally, no matter what mood I’ve been in all week, I get in a good mood that I get to go do this show. Thank you guys for that. Thank you for calling, and hey – we have not laid out on the show itself how you can participate in the show in a very long while. We used to plug this hard, haven’t done it in a while. So just to let you know, easiest way to do it: you follow me on Instagram and Twitter. And usually what I’ll do is I’ll put out an Instag

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