September 2, 2019

EP. 179 — The Size of a Cantaloupe

This caller gives listeners a PSA: go to the doctor! She’s managed to maintain an inspiringly positive disposition even after what she thought was just bloating turned out to be something much more serious.

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[00:00:04] CHRIS: Hello to everybody whose getting married on a Tuesday. It’s Beautiful Anonymous. One hour, one phone call, no names, no holds barred.    [00:00:18] THEME MUSIC: I’d rather go one-on-one. I think it’ll be more fun and I’ll get to know you and you’ll get to know me.    [00:00:28] CHRIS: Hi everybody, Chris Gethard here. Welcome to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous. It’s really, I have to say – I wake up on the day that we do these tapings and universally, no matter what mood I’ve been in all week, I get in a good mood that I get to go do this show. Thank you guys for that. Thank you for calling, and hey – we have not laid out on the show itself how you can participate in the show in a very long while. We used to plug this hard, haven’t done it in a while. So just to let you know, easiest way to do it: you follow me on Instagram and Twitter. And usually what I’ll do is I’ll put out an Instag

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