February 8, 2024

EP. 338 — Fifty Shades of Grey LIVE! (w/ Jessica St. Clair)

Time to enter the Red Room of Pain. That’s right, all star guest Jessica St. Clair joins Paul, June, & Jason to bite their lips while breaking down the least sexy movie about sex ever—2015’s Fifty Shades of Grey starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. LIVE from Largo, the HDTG-BDSM crew discuss Christian and Anna’s “meet puke”, googling what a butt plug is, CGI pubes, fuck jeans, and so much more. DISCLAIMER: As our submissive, you must sign a consent contract before listening to this episode.

 

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Transcript

Paul Scheer This podcast has rules. If you follow them, I’ll reward you. If you don’t, I’ll punish you. Now let’s begin. Siri, order butt plugs. We saw 50 Shades of Gray, so you know what that means.   Music [Intro Song]   Paul Scheer Hello, people of Earth! And hello, people of Los Angeles! We are alive for the first part of our Valentine’s trilogy. 50 Shades of Gray based on the best selling Twilight fanfic. This movie is hot or it thinks it’s hot. If you don’t know not seeing the movie, let me set up for you. It involves a recent college grad named Anastasia, who falls in love with a 27 year old billionaire who likes to do weird shit. Is he a stalker? Is he a creep or does he like. Yes, is the answer. And you’re not wrong. People in the Bdsm community do not like this movie. They think they got it all wrong. And maybe the reason why is because the woman who wrote the fanfic of Twilight, who was almost sued by the producers of

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