October 31, 2018
This is not a test. This is your emergency podcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government & Scripps. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. Government officials and Scripps officers of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m., when The Purge concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May Squarespace be with you all.
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Tim Meadows, James Mannion, and Toni Charline join Matt Besser for scenes about playing basketball with a bunch of insects, crying during karate, bums giving out stories for a dime, a relationship with a muppet narrative, and more!
August 9, 2023
Ronnie Adrian, Mookie Blaiklock, and Ify Nwadiwe join Matt Besser for scenes about scoring an invite to the cocaine room, stand-up at a family gathering, and parents who take parody TikTok seriously.