Arnold Schwarzenegger feels how the f@#k would he know about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

Conan the Barbarian meets Conan the O’Brien as the two discuss Schwarzenegger’s philosophies on exercising, making oneself useful, and feeding little oatmeal cookies to tiny farm animals named Lulu, Whiskey, and Schnelly.

Conan talks to Reilly from Hokitika, New Zealand about living in a container house, Conan’s anime persona, and the key to a simple life.

Conan chats with Aoife in Connemara about working as a wedding DJ, helping people discover their singing voices, and dealing with the inner critic.

Comedy writer Jim Downey feels entirely unapologetic about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

Conan speaks to Gualter from Portugal about working as a tailor and what kind of suit he would make for Conan.

Actress and comedian Maria Bamford feels excited about being Conan O’Brien’s friend (if he needs her friendship).

Conan chats with Rene from the Netherlands about designing custom bicycles, horse riding underwear, and Conan’s favorite biking trails.

Comedian Cedric the Entertainer feels short, indifferent, sometimes angry about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

Conan chats with Kayla about their several chance encounters and to see if he can help her expedite her new passport.

Legendary hip-hop musician Questlove feels fine with being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

On the Summer S’mores finale, Conan expresses his deep and profound shame at his own indulgence around the campfire.

Actor Liam Neeson feels like he wants to sing, but also a bit nervous about being friends with Conan O’Brien.

The wheels fall off as Conan and the Chill Chums eat their own pizza faces and roast dessert bananas.