March 7, 2024

EP. 340 — Fifty Shades Darker LIVE! (w/ Joel Kim Booster)

Joel Kim Booster (Chrissy & Dave Dine Out) joins Jason and Paul to break down the Empire Strikes Back of the Fifty Shades Trilogy—2017’s Fifty Shades Darker starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. LIVE from Largo, they discuss the helicopter crash, how to properly insert kegel balls, the pommel horse scene, Anastasia’s evil boss Jack Hyde, and a whole lot more. Plus, we take a trip back to Paul’s traumatic childhood when he reveals what he incorrectly thought the term “blowjob” meant.

 

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Transcript

Paul Scheer [00:00:00] Grab a pint of Ben and Jerry’s vanilla. Put on your masquerade mask and pop in some Kegel balls. Because marriage is in the air. We saw 50 Shades Darker, so you know what that means!   Music [00:00:20] [Intro Song]   Paul Scheer [00:01:06] Hello, people of Earth! And hello people of Los Angeles! We are live at Largo for the second part of the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy. That’s right, 50 Shades Darker. Wow. Oh, wow. If you thought nothing happened in the first movie. Get ready. Because somehow even less happens in this movie. It starts off with Anastasia longing or missing or broken up from Christian, and then immediately they’re back together. And then all the S&M stuff that kind of goes by the wayside, and it just becomes like a straight up romance movie with a little kinky shit in it. And it ends with a proposal. Two? Three, maybe, proposals? And finally, a twist that makes no fucking sense. But we need that twist because we have

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