Private: Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

May 4, 2020

A trans man talks about what it’s like living with his gf post breakup and still sleeping in the same bed. He and Geth discuss masculinity.

April 27, 2020

Physically conquering mental limitations is the ethos of Parkour according to this young psychology student. What really *is* parkour? Don’t trust the click baity facebook posts, trust this guy. He tells Geth how jumping on random stuff helps him clear his mind.

April 20, 2020

The emergency calls are at an all time high but she says “the darkness makes the light seem brighter”. Geth helps lighten the mood by talking about the haunted spots in her Long Island hometown and they bond over their shared psych med prescriptions.

April 13, 2020

A young woman describes working as a nanny during quarantine with a toddler while having a sick partner in need of a transplant. She also opens up about almost being kidnapped and what she’s looking forward to once lockdown is over.

April 9, 2020

Geth did something a little different. 75 phones calls, 2.5 hours. No names. No mention of Coronavirus. Chris talks to new dads, a lady with a fish named Slim Shady, someone with extensive knowledge of Harry Truman, a woman with an affinity for abandoned shopping cards, and many more.

April 6, 2020

Stuck at home under lockdown with her parents, an art student calls in and talks to Gethard about how coronavirus has affected their lives so far. Geth gives advice on dating a sketch comedian and she opens up about her experience dating a former child actor.

March 30, 2020

Fired from his union position, this guy turned to gig economy jobs in the midst of coronavirus. Things are serious right now, but Geth still gets a chance to find out if he ever steals a jalapeno popper and they muse about a future filled with robot dogs

March 23, 2020

An Englishwoman is passing the time while self-isolating with a dry cough. She and Chris discuss Coronavirus in England and what it’s like growing up with a bipolar mom. She also reveals her surprising connection to The Great British Bake Off.

March 16, 2020

An American living in China describes what it was like living with his other half’s entire family for 3 weeks during the Coronavirus. He also shares the surprisingly romantic story of meeting his wife.

March 9, 2020

An extremely optimistic guy calls in to talk about how he got over his cheating ex by getting a dog, living in a tiny house, hopping freight trains and more. Plus, Chris shares what he’s learned on the cusp of turning forty.

March 5, 2020

Want to know how much inmates get paid for working in prison? Gethard catches up with the caller from episode 121, Prison Bound, 15 months into her prison stint. He asks if the system is built wrong and how do those inside talk about it and also, how do you train a bomb sniffing dog in jail? For more Beautiful Follow-Ups & the full Beautiful/Anonymous back catalog, go to StitcherPremium.com and use code STORIES.

March 2, 2020

A former teen mom found happiness after a car wreck by becoming a Lyft driver. She also reveals a surprising connection to Chris.

February 24, 2020

Getting hit by a semi truck at work was only the beginning of this guy’s problems. With his future in doubt, he decided to buy his very own 10 acres.

February 17, 2020

Does having an identical twin make you more competitive? This young, female athlete tells Geth about focusing her competitive twin energy into golf, while opening up about dealing with anxiety, politics, her sexuality, and twin “switcharoo” high jinks.

February 10, 2020

A Baltimorean waxes nostalgic about his hometown and talks about his near fatal encounter with a freight elevator. Things take an interesting turn when the conversation turns to toxic masculinity.