November 3, 2021

EP. 5 — The Crappiest Place On Earth

As a child, Paul Scheer developed a taste for cola mixed with milk from his favorite television show. Sounds like a habit one would eventually grow out of, but as Walt Disney once said, “that’s the real trouble with the world: too many people grow up.” Featuring Paul’s dad Bill, and Seth’s parents too.

Listen to Paul Scheer’s podcast “Unspooled” wherever podcasts are found. And check out Paul’s Twitch channel at Paul has a weekly Thursday show with Rob Huebel and curates an awesome lineup of other programming throughout the month.


Seth [00:00:15] Hi. Welcome to storytime with Seth Rogen. This week’s episode, The Crappiest Place on Earth.   Paul Scheer [00:00:26] When I was growing up, there were no such thing as like nut allergies. Kids just ate whatever they wanted. It was fine. I would come home from school. I would chug milk out of the container and then follow that up with like a two liter bottle of Pepsi.   Seth [00:00:39] You’re hearing the voice of my good friend Paul Scheer.   Paul Scheer [00:00:43] I remember I was mixing milk and Pepsi because I saw it on Laverne and Shirley one time.   Seth [00:00:48] Wait, what?   Paul Scheer [00:00:49] I was a kid of TV, so whatever I saw on TV, I was like, I need to do that. And I remember, like on Laverne and Shirley, I think Lenny or Squiggy put Pepsi in milk and they mixed it up, and I’m sure it was telling the audience, this is disgusting.   Seth [00:01:01] The joke was that they’re idiots. Yes.   Paul Scheer [00:01:03] Right. And

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