Putting your pants on one leg at a time with Tig Notaro.

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Sarah Claspell, Kimia Behpoornia, Devin Field, Travis Coles, Jake Sprague, and Kristen Studard join Matt Besser for a special i7h Movie Form episode! First, we visit a nail-focused survivors collective, parents that don’t want their child to know it’s the zombie apocalypse, and a roadster who can’t get to his heat unless he performs social pleasantries in “Not Without My Gun.” Then, it’s the gritty crime drama “Love After Death,” in which a grieving widower on the hunt for the truth, a single mom sheriff in the midst of a custody battle, and a serial killer with a Nixon fixation cross paths with explosive results.

This episode is sponsored by HBO’s Michelle Wolf: Nice Lady.

This week, Erin talks about the findings of long-overdue studies on the shared behaviors of sexual predators and why it’s so important to focus on their commonalities instead of those of the victims. Then Bryan brings a story about Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon’s apology for laws that criminalized homosexual behavior in the past, and performer and advocate Calpernia Addams discusses her mixed feelings about being portrayed by Jared Leto, how she went from growing up in a fundamentalist Christian cult to the military, and the worst abuses committed under Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell before capping it all off with a game of Shade, No Shade.

This episode is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club, EverlyWell (code: SHADE), and Sun Basket.

The Shrimps take on the Chicago Bulls at Lake Street Gym. Mark and Matt call the action.

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Comedians Sasheer Zamata and Matteo Lane join Jo and Manolo to play listener-submitted games with callers. 

Games played: That’s A Wrap, Dr. Gym Shoe, and High School Musical Reunion.

Today’s Raised By TV is brought to you by…commercials! Jon & Lauren realize that Creepy Crawlers is just an EZ-Bake Oven for bugs, recoil at the sexual innuendo of Mr. Bucket, and hated getting zit stickers when they played Girl Talk. Plus: Crocodile Dentist, Micro Machines, Fruit Stripe, Gushers, Crossfire, and a Very Special Episode with Mary Holland.

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Actors Will Choi and Keiko Agena of Asian AF join Andrew to discuss Trump’s Pocahontas joke, the representation of Asians in media, Marvel’s new editor-in-chief using “Akira Yoshida” as a pseudonym in the past, and much more. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Conservative provocateur James O’Keefe (Kale Hills) joins Hard Nation mere days after the Washington Post foiled his latest sting. He tells Mark and Pete why he sees Project Veritas as an immersive theater company, how he got into character as “Daddy Peppermint,” and his admiration for John Leguizamo. Plus: Pete almost does a character.

Work off that Thanksgiving turkey, Steve Agee returns for another landmark episode of Who Charted! He helps Howard and Kulap count down Billboard’s Top 5 Rock Songs while they mourn the state of the modern musical and Steve gives the scoop on his podcast We’re No Doctors. Later, they swap holiday movie picks while counting down iTunes’ Top 5 Selling Movies, and Engineer Cody Ramhand joins in for a specialty chanteuse quiz during Two Charted.

This episode is sponsored by Sock Panda (code: WHOCHARTED15).

Thought experiment time: what’s the best episode of your favorite TV show? No matter what the series, from Mad Men to Seinfeld to Battlestar Galactica, it’s a surprisingly hard question to find an agreeable answer. But that’s what we’ve assigned Cracked’s resident TV nerds, Carmen Angelica and Brett Rader, with doing: each week they’re going to look at a different popular TV series and try to determine its best episode ever. In the past two weeks they’ve discussed Friends and Adventure Time, and this week, as a special bonus for Cracked Podcast listeners, we’re posting their discussion about 30 Rock. 

Best Episode Ever releases new episodes every Tuesday and is back next week on their own feed to talk about Arrested Development. Click here to find links to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play and Stitcher: https://goo.gl/CxWzkj

A mother of four tells Gethard about going from med school to motherhood, and how she escaped a troubled marriage with a controlling, manipulative man.

Adam Scott Aukerman return to discuss U2’s fourteenth studio album Songs of Experience and with the permission of the band give listeners an EXCLUSIVE first listen to the album track by track. Plus, we get a much needed Harry Potter and Halloween update from Adam and much more!

Buy new U Talkin’ U2 To Me? t-shirts at podswag.com.

Corrine Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson of the Guys We F***ked podcast join Zach and Jess for the ultimate sewer rat, sentient object & chain restaurant musical. With songs like “Waving In Front Of A Faucet”, “Takes A Whole Room To Make A Bathroom” and “Taco Bell”, you’ll be craving some Cheesy Gordita Crunch wraps and breadsticks after belting along to these tunes. 

Rapper District 21 joins Jensen and Matty to talk about Jensen knowing his grandmother, being on tour with Lil Wayne, Friday on Elm Street, HQ Trivia, My Week with Marilyn, how we were late on The Handmaid’s Tale, and many more things you should know about.

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Comedian Jimmy Pardo hosts a pop culture game show-interview podcast; three call-in contestants vie for prizes. Special guest: Rich Sommer.

This episode is sponsored by Sock Fancy (code: GAMES).

Sean and Hayes partner with JESS MCKENNA and ZACH REINO from Off Book to do one of their famous songs but actually do a good job.

Welcome back WOMPSTERS! Marissa and Listler make a perfect re-entry this week as they welcome on the charming Mr. Casey Steers (Paul Scheer) aka C.S. to explain some of his controversial behaviors as head of the Marina Del Rey High school newspaper, the Daily Dolphin. C.S. shares a little insight into the coming of age story he’s working on, why there’s nothing sexual about the human body, and how falling in with a rough crowd led him to high school journalism. Later, scandal ensues when C.S. gets the spotlight on some of his extra-chill teaching practices.

Writer Chelsea Frank joins Emily and Deanna for a special episode of HTBLO. We start off hearing some of Chelsea’s expert haircare techniques and favorite new phrases before they get deep into a conversation about the many allegations of sexual misconduct that have come to light in the last few weeks. Chelsea offers a youth’s perspective on the implications of the tidal wave of revelations, offering up personal experiences and her thoughts on where we as a society go from here.

This episode is sponsored by ThirdLove.

We’re joined by a withered old crone that makes delicious baked goods and steals water.

Credits:

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Crone Bakeress: Janet Varney
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Chris Rathjen
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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The news: if you’ve read it since the fall of 2015, it’s been nothing but Donald Trump stories, and Opponent Of Donald Trump stories, and the sports section (which is also kind of Trump news). That’s insane, right? Isn’t there an entire rest of the world out there, full of local governments legislating, scientists discovering, rich people hiding money on tropical islands, and woolly mammoths dying in slapstick ways? Ya know, the fun stuff?

On this week’s episode of The Cracked Podcast, we’re LIVE from UCB Sunset in Los Angeles, with guests Cody Johnston, Katie Goldin, Rivers Langley, and Siobhan Thompson. And we’re bringing you all the amazing, terrifying, and strange news the media hasn’t had the bandwidth to tell you about.

Footnotes: https://goo.gl/ou72Xm

Comedian Sarah Silverman is back and joins Scott to talk about her new Hulu show “I Love You, America,” Soarin’ at Disneyland, and to get a bit serious. Then, Charles Manson escapes from his hospital to tell us about his quest to complete his bucket list. Later, Prince Chinedu from Nigeria stops by to talk about visiting every Burger King in the USA in order to buy a Whopper Jr. Plus, a special appearance from our old friend Jarles. #ClassicJarles

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GGACP fan (and host) favorite, songwriter-composer-dramatist Rupert Holmes returns to discuss (among other essential topics) the brilliance of Bernard Herrmann, the lesser-known films of Boris Karloff and the fine art of “cracking” celebrity impressions. Also, Frank Gorshin channels George Burns, Gilbert channels Sydney Greenstreet, Bob Hope goes psychedelic and Rupert remembers childhood hero Jerry Lewis. PLUS: “House of Wax”! The Great Gildersleeve! Grandpa Munster rocks out! Rupert”collaborates” with Mickey Rooney! And the boys pay tribute to “Old Dark House” movies!

Paul F. Tompkins uses the sound of his voice to welcome listeners back to Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special return guest is Matt Besser of improv4humans! Matt chats about what his favorite ancient civilization is and why, the thrill of looking for shards in Santa Fe as a child, and the abandoned theme park Dogpatch USA. Then, they are joined by improvisers Craig Cackowski, Little Janet Varney, and Maya Deshmukh, to improvise a story set in a Family Owned Bike Shop. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!

San Francisco: Spontaneanation will be LIVE at the Marines Memorial Theatre on Friday, January 12th at 10pm as part of San Francisco SketchFest! For tickets go to www.paulftompkins.com/live

Paul Scheer returns this week to discuss the best worst movie of all time, “The Room.” He and Amy talk about the inscrutable details throughout the film, what it reveals about the gap between intention and fulfillment, and whether the characters represent facets of Tommy Wiseau’s unknowable brain. Plus, they discuss the true meaning behind the title and Paul shares his awe at working on a recreation of the set in “The Disaster Artist” before they dive into the questions “The Room” prompts about the nature of art. Should “The Room” enter The Canon? Cast your vote on the Earwolf forums now!

This episode is sponsored by MUBI.

T.G.I.G.O.T.G.OST (Thank God It’s the Guardians of the Galaxy Original Soundtrack) with Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport has returned! On a very special episode, the entire cast of Guardians of the Galaxy (except Vin Diesel) joins them to talk about their favorite tracks and answer the show’s core question, “Why did this music make us bop and dance in our seats?”. Later, Traci Reardon arrives to share which are her Twitter followers favorite songs from the soundtrack in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”

This episode is brought to you by Modcloth (www.modcloth.com code: LAPKUS30).

Chris Gethard (Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People and The Chris Gethard Show) joins Paul, June, and Jason to discuss the 1980 remake of The Jazz Singer starring Neil Diamond. Recorded live from the Now Hear This Festival in New York City, they talk about Laurence Olivier’s questionable acting choices, Neil Diamond in blackface and a wig, the my body or pizza scene, and much more.

This episode is brought to you by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: BONKERS), SKYN condoms, Crunchyroll (www.vrv.com/gopremium), and Hello Fresh (www.hellofresh.com/bonkers).

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Where to Find Jason, June & Paul:

Paul’s new comedy Drive Share is available on Go90. Paul can be seen on Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later, Opening Night, and Veep. You can see June and Paul on NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU. June stars in Grace and Frankie on Netflix, as well as Lady Dynamite alongside with Jason.

Jason can be seen in The Good Place, The House, The Lego Batman Movie, How to Be Single, Sleeping with Other People, and is still indeed in The Dictator.

People’s Choice Award winner, podcast host and author, Matt Bellassai (Everything Is Awful) joins Matt and Dave this week to gush about Harry Styles, Will & Grace and aging boy bands. Plus, a deep dive on friend break-ups, vanilla cornfed boys, and a story about hiding in a literal closet.

This episode is sponsored by Mack Weldon (code: HOMO), Joule: Sous Vide by ChefSteps (code: HOMOPHILIA), and Sock Fancy (code: HOMO).

John Hughes month continues on Cracked Movie Club! There’s no better way to celebrate Thanksgiving than by watching John Hughes’ 1987 film Planes, Train and Automobiles, his first adult-centered feature after a string of teen angst hits. Although not a big hit when it was released, the movie has gone on to be arguably Hughes’ best liked film, as well as one of the best liked films of its two stars, Steve Martin and John Candy (Candy’s terrible mustache notwithstanding).

On this week’s episode, Tom is joined by Cracked’s Michael Swaim and comedian Matt Braunger as they discuss how John Hughes’ classic road trip movie became an unspoken classic, how the film’s stars managed to perform a near 200 page screenplay without committing any major felonies, and whether or not John Candy’s character is actually a vampire.