We’re keeping it positive this week with newlywed Allison Miller! Allison talks about recent strange sorority happenings, how she took playing piano seriously as a child, and Toddlers & Tiaras. We also get into what the perfect date would be with Oprah! Enjoy!

It looks like Howard might be going back to school on this week’s Two Charted! Kulap goes down memory lane as she counts down her Top 5 R&B Hits from 1995. Howard recounts the beauty of Humboldt and how he had a revelation during his time there for the SHITS and Giggles Comedy Festival. We also try to get Howard to finish his Summah Movie List before it’s too late.

Take a vacation in a nice hotel and enjoy this week’s improv4humans! Our guests Joe Wengert, Danielle Schneider, and Mike Still will keep you company as they join Matt Besser to create scenes about the funniest rabbi at a funeral, surfers explaining their lingo, Joe’s personal BBQ ritual, knock-off movie pitches, and seducing dogs. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

We are very grateful and trying our best to take each other’s advice by discussing mortality this week on Love, Dad. Dave & Jeff get into why we are drawn to certain vices, the desire to control one’s mortality, and if you’ll do certain things if you knew your kids were watching. The dads also talk about the fear of missing out on opportunities and Dave explains hobos to his daughter. Don’t forget to go to the Earwolf forums where you hopefully put up your Gratitude Lists!

Bringing his musical expertise to Who Charted? this week is Canada’s own Nick Thorburn! Nick joins Howard & Kulap to give out rap names, share his stance on Drake, and to tell us how he auditioned for The Book of Mormon. We also have a chart exclusive about the final live performance of The Unicorns during a game of Chart Darts!

Kevin Smith comes prepared with his Kenneth Branagh & Salma Hayek impressions on this week’s How Did This Get Made? Kevin joins Paul, Jason, and June to share his early involvement with a Superman movie that reveals the origin of the giant spider. We also get into Dr. Loveless’s spider fetish, the huge robot dildo, how racist the old west was, and Bai Ling.

I’m definitely not projecting on you when I say you’ll definitely love that Amy Schumer is on this week’s episode of Professor Blastoff! Amy joins Tig, Kyle, and David to share of times when she has projected complete backstories for people, her enjoyment of looking like someone who might not be good at stand-up, and how one becomes a narcissist. So you’re gonna listen and enjoy now right?

Fred Stoller does not hold back during this week’s Sklarbro County! Fred drops in to talk about being the 10 day contract guy, loving to root against the empire, and being mistaken as a guy who can’t drive. Dan Van Kirk brings in stories that include a dumb-ass Cowboy fan, Crocs founder George Boedecker blaming his DUI on Taylor Swift, and a drunk sleeping man who cheated death. We are also treated to a series of voicemails from a drunk Sam Elliott.

Are you ready for some hard strong love for pets today? This week’s bonus episode of improv4humans has guests Adam Pally, Seth Morris, and Gil Ozeri discuss if cats are a feminine pet and search for a pet of their own that they can show some aggressive love to.

Scott is back from the Comedy Bang! Bang! tour and brings one of the best guests you can get on a show, Todd Glass! Todd joins us with his own jingle, shares how he took a bit too many pot cookies, and discusses his stance on spanking jokes. Plus, we welcome children’s book author Glenn Maxx to the safe zone to talk about his multi-part saga and to read an excerpt of his book for the first time. Don’t forget to pick up the Comedy Bang! Bang! LIVE Summer Tour episodes!

Welcome to the first episode of The Fogelnest Files! Jake Fogelnest has scoured the Internet and his personal archives for cool stuff to show you. This first episode was recorded live at UCBEAST as part of the CBGB Festival with special guests Julie Klausner and Chris Gethard! Jake, Julie, and Chris have a civilized discussion about Punk rock by watching a series of clips which include; a tape faced Sex Pistols fan, Jello Biafra explaining the Beastie Boys to Oprah, an infomercial for a hardcore Punk CD compilation, The Ramones on Regis and Kathie Lee, and FEAR’s legendary performance on “Saturday Night Live.” Tweens enter at your own risk.

Welcome to the first episode of The Fogelnest Files! Jake Fogelnest has scoured the Internet and his personal archives for cool stuff to show you. This first episode was recorded live at UCBEAST as part of the CBGB Festival with special guests Julie Klausner and Chris Gethard! Jake, Julie, and Chris have a civilized discussion about Punk rock by watching a series of clips which include; a tape faced Sex Pistols fan, Jello Biafra explaining the Beastie Boys to Oprah, an infomercial for a hardcore Punk CD compilation, The Ramones on Regis and Kathie Lee, and FEAR’s legendary performance on “Saturday Night Live.” Tweens enter at your own risk.

You don’t have to search for the nearest two-story church to enjoy this week’s Sklarbro Country! Rory Scovel joins Randy & Jason to discuss his love of making pre-game soccer speeches, experimenting with his creepy German side, and the power of crowds. We also discover more of Rory’s past connection to sports during Quick Hits! Plus, a very gaunt Matthew McConaughey returns to the calming shores to share his experience of mentoring Ryan Lochte through his M.D.M. School of Acting.

Ever wanted more debates about half-boners on podcasts? Then look no further as Eliza Skinner returns with tales of her cat’s close relationship with a stuffed rabbit, gross bachelor parties, and catching people have public hotel sex. Also, Elizabeth has a revelation about present day Oprah. Enjoy!

John Ross Bowie, a jack of all trades, drops by to talk about David Bowie’s eyes, playing an alpha-nerd, and his book on the movie Heathers. The ladies also explain the definition of a sex pest to Bowie and try to figure out a solution to a poison ivy outbreak possibly caused by a certain ice-cream scooper.

Feeling a bit of Olympic withdrawal? Get over it with this week’s Two Charted! Howard’s personal chart involves a possible trip overseas, the charisma of past Presidents, and a preview of a new Dragon Boy Suede track. Kulap’s chart on the other hand is a love letter to Vancouver featuring a cameo from Brody Stevens. So sit back, take an in summation sip of a beverage, and enjoy the rest of Summah!

Adam Pally, Seth Morris, and Gil Ozeri join Matt Besser for a venture through the pussy mines on this week’s improv4humans! Along the way they make up names for gum, get better acquainted to living without technology, debate about proper egg cooking terms, and are approached by a vengeful Bob Dylan. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

The rookie and grizzled veteran are back this week with an episode of Love, Dad! Dave & Jeff discuss sharing attention with multiple children, proving dads are funny with the clean joke of the week, and being prepared with the responsibility of spending a one-on-one day with your child. Also, Dave & Jeff share a tool of the week and offer each other a little mutual advice on balancing time.

Not one, but two Perettis join Ku-Ku & Wie-Wie on this week’s Who Charted! Chelsea Peretti drops in with Howard & Kulap for an inspection of her mom’s fanny pack, delve into the duality of Drake with the R&B/Hip-Hop chart, explain the visual masterpiece that is Magic Mike, and show her support of Ray J. Plus, we find out that Chelsea has a lot in common with Joan Rivers with the help of Hermes the Chart Goose!

Take your victory lap this week with a new Sklarbro County! Jason Nash joins Randy & Jason in studio to make a formal offer to Bruce Jenner, contribute in an Olympics wrap-up, and help bring some crazy stories to life. Insane stories that are covered include a couple of Olympians who were too quick to celebrate, a judo match won with weed, and Randy Travis not wearing his regular clothes. We also have a special voicemail left by Bob Costas reporting from the Olympic games.

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone here at Professor Blastoff so this is a departure from a regular episode. Tig, Kyle, and David look at the positives and appreciate all the fans that are reaching out to offer help. We get Tig’s recollection of her infamous Largo set, her astonishment on how quickly word spread, and the future of Professor Blastoff.

You’ll find yourself humming during this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans! Guests Sean Conroy, Brian Huskey, and John Gemberling bring the superheat to these cool portable scenes complete with a great soundtrack! The End.

Three words: Giant Mechanical Spider. Any movie where Will Smith literally raps the title theme is a perfect candidate for How Did This Get Made?! We also get an update on the How Did This Get Made? Awards! Plus listener questions are answered!

Today’s episode of Comedy Bang Bang is an episode of firsts! Childrens Hospital‘s Megan Mullally makes her first appearance on the program to talk Emmy nominations, the Party Down movie, and her musical group Nancy and Beth. The other half of Nancy and Beth, Stephanie Hunt, joins us as well for the first time to accompany Megan in serenading us with magical songs that will be sure to make you whistle. That’s not all, we welcome energy expert David Eros for the first time to the show to give spiritual interpretations to Scott, Megan, Stephanie, and El Chupacabra! Don’t forget to pick up the Comedy Bang! Bang! LIVE Summer Tour episodes!

Ladies and gentlemen, we are honored to have legend Richard Simmons join us for the first ever musical episode of Sklarbro Country! Richard electrifies us with tales of early beginnings as a waiter, his appearances on Letterman, and how Sweatin’ to the Oldies became an overnight success. Randy & Jason also give Sir Richard Branson a call to chat about all things olympic and new innovations to his Virgin empire. Stop reading, sit up straight, tighten your obliques and just listen already!

We are overjoyed to have Jon Lajoie with us on this week’s Totally Laime! He’s willing to share stories of women approaching him on the road, becoming a comedian after being a serious actor, and how easy it is to get a weed card. Elizabeth & Andy also discuss the idea of smoking pot with Andy’s 70 year old mother. Enjoy!

As Summah comes to an end, it’s time to unwind and listen to this week’s Two Charted!Get Sautéed with Howard & Kulap as they countdown their personal charts and explore fucktables, reunions, Howard’s first kiss, and the Official First President of Summah. Plus, an update on the new Dragon Boy Suede album!

Want to pass something along to a friend but don’t want to have an awkward conversation about returning it later? Pass along this week’s episode of improv4humans as guests Sean Conroy, Brian Huskey, and John Gemberling create scenes about dinosaur museums, questionable fast food chain policies, and peanut butter creatures. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Welcome to the first episode of Love, Dad! Each week Dave Koechner & Jeff Ullrich will try to figure out how to be better dads. A general episode will consist of Dave’s clean joke of the week, answering listener questions, tackling a challenge of the week, and a tool/tip of the week. In this week’s episode, Dave & Jeff explore the question of why they decided to have kids.

Welcome to the first episode of Love, Dad! Each week Dave Koechner & Jeff Ullrich will try to figure out how to be better dads. A general episode will consist of Dave’s clean joke of the week, answering listener questions, tackling a challenge of the week, and a tool/tip of the week. In this week’s episode, Dave & Jeff explore the question of why they decided to have kids.