Are you ready to have “the talk” with Duncan Trussell? He treats us to some comedy jazz with his great insight into The Comedy Store as well as, you know, zen meditation. We’re also bringing you some retro tunes and a rare in-studio appearance of Bruce “B.J.” Jenner who is seeking revenge! And speaking of bjs…well, you’ll just have to hear the takes yourself.

It’s a small world on Totally Laime this week. Cole Stratton from the Pop My Culture Podcast joins us and he shares with us his special relationship with Scott Aukerman, his game show knowledge, and treats us to fascinating conversation about pee etiquette and cinema. Enjoy!

Matt Walsh drops by to discuss kettle corn, kids, and the KKK. Plus the ladies get him to dish on all the inner workings of Walsh’s HBO show Veep. Lie back in your relaxing cowboy tub, and enjoy!

Chartists, this one’s for you! Howard covers more sea stories of summah in his chart, and Kulap follows up with the Top 5 interactions with YOU, the fans, via social media. Listen to see if you made the list. The duo also discusses crazy nicknames, screaming lobsters, and vikings. Oh, the joys of summah!

Eric the Paid Intern is leaving Earwolf to take a job in facial recognition software (because he’s a genius) so here are some awesome Eric interviews and improv scenes that we’ve saved up from past episodes. Hear improv from Horatio Sanz, Adam Pally, Sean Conroy, Mookie Blaiklock, Danielle Schneider, and your other favorite improvisers.

Thune Heads are in for a fun episode, filled with discussions about Ben Stiller, Boogie Nights, and socks. Howard and Kulap cover a Dusted Magazine Album Chart, the movie chart, and a new game… Chart Mart! This episode will make you want to hold Nick Thune’s hand in happiness.

This is an episode about human energy. Not juggling squirrel energy. New York-based comedian Dave Hill visits the hatch to discuss the connections between pregnant women and their children, and the living and deceased through the power of energy.

Pick up a plate of recycled spaghetti and join Erica Oyama and the How Did This Get Made? crew for a look at Judge Dredd. Block wars. That about covers it. Join us on this trip to Aspen with Rob Schneider and enjoy the horrible sets and futuristic insanity. Enjoy!

The boys share a crazy story involving Richard Simmons, Laura Dern, and RZA from the Wu Tang Clan. Plus, NASCAR romance novels and tons of naked news is discussed. Comedian Hampton Yount visits, Mark Walhberg leaves a voicemail, and we speak on the phone with competitive eater, and official Sklarbro Country glutton, Patrick “Deepdish” Bertoletti about his run at Nathan’s Hotdog Eating Crown this 4th of July. Don’t freak out, citizens! You’re in store for a good one. Be sure to pick up your tickets to see Sklarbro Country live at Montreal’s Just for Laughs Festival on July 25 and at Denver’s Comedy Works on July 27 and 28.

Need a cleansing experience, in addition to your 8-to-12-week smoothie diet? This week’s show has everything you need to purge the soul. Andy Kindler trots out his Jay Leno and Al Pacino impersonations, Loudon Wainwright III performs several songs off his new album “Older Than My Old Man Now,” and Oscar winner (Sir?) Gwyneth Paltrow, wife of Chris “Coldplay” Martin, honors us with her presence. Plus, the group plays Who Said It! Hee hee! Shamone! Dah!

Johnny Knoxville, actor and “Jackass” creator joins Kevin in one of our most entertaining episodes to date.

Looking to have a crazy weekend? Why not start it off with drunk Dennis Rodman, prostitute hunting Mike Tyson, and premature death from too much televised soccer? Broken Lizards Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan, of Super Troopers and The Babymakers, talk movies and baseball. Plus, a call with Bryant Gumbel reveals potential new Olympic games. P.S. F Greg!

If you haven’t seen Brian Gallivan’s Sassy Gay Friend videos yet, do yourself a favor! Wait, but first, listen to him as this week’s guest on Totally Laime! We talk about the strange and embarrassing world of online dating and the surprisingly less controversial topic of cannibalism. Enjoy!

Let’s Drop Anchor and listen to the special Have a Summah episode you’ve been waiting for! Kulap and Howard cover the tracks on Howard’s new album for all you Summah Starved Zombies out there. So grab your seagull friends and avoid those Summah Sirens to give this a listen!

Wouldn’t it be funny if you guys, I don’t know, like, listened to today’s episode of improv4humans or whatever? Our humans for the week are Amanda Sitko, Mookie Blaiklock, and Will McLaughlin who get a vocab lesson and get to know some men on the street. It’s more pleasant than lasik and more thrilling than your first shot of whiskey.  Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

There has been a lot of coastal talk on the show lately, so we thought we’d bring in T.J. Miller for some of his patented Denver energy! He’ll teach you the art of faxing during our Billboard Heatseekers Chart and he even makes an appearance in our Movie Chart. His stories about Tom Cruise are fascinating, and his technique with Hermes the Chart Goose is erotic, so prepare to get Denver-y up in this joint!

Do you believe in podcasts? Of course you do! But what about Sasquatch, the Lost City of Atlantis, the Titanic, or quicksand? Today we’re discussing legends, like the Legend of Knockout Ball, with Doug Benson. Someday generations far into the future will speculate on the existence of this episode, so be part of something legendary!

Drunken golf course driving, disruptive dancing, and ghosts are on the docket this week with guest T.J. Miller. Plus, sad clown Professor Giggles, well, he’s just done.

Time to board your flight to this week’s bonus episode. Horatio Sanz and Sean Conroy join Matt Besser to discuss airport frustrations. Oh, that 5’6″ human-shaped balloon filled with helium? That’s nothing. Pay that no mind.

Our next How Did This Get Made? choice has everything we love in a movie: Bad sci-fi, even worse action, and the stellar acting combo of Sylvester Stallone and Rob Schneider. It’s the kind of movie that is on Youtube and nobody is bothering to take it off. Watch it, and join us next week!

International Singing Sensation Tony Clifton, joined by Cliftonettes Maxim and Phoenix, tells exclusive stories about Andy Kaufman, Jim Carrey, and Nicolas Cage, as well as cracking some off-color jokes. Plus, “House of Pies” star Ben Schwartz competes head-to-head against Scott in a cutthroat game of What Am I Thinking. Don’t forget to pick up your tickets to Comedy Bang! Bang! LIVE in a city near you!

One pregnant woman on her fears of mothering a boy. And why she doesn’t even really want to be called “Mom” in the first place.

What would a 100th episode be without a Sklarbitration, topless golfing women, and old Greek man pillows? Fred Armisen, of Saturday Night Live and Portlandia, has been friends with Randy and Jason Sklar for over a decade, and the show is filled with old gags and new ones. Throw in a phone call with Former Gov. Jesse Ventura, and let me tell you, McMahon, this is one for the books.

Former NFL star turned TV darling Michael Strahan talks ladies of the night, marriage, football, and Tom Brady’s looks with Ronna and Beverly. Stay tuned to find out if he shows off his tush.

Giggles abound on Totally Laime as the delightful and hilarious Maria Thayer steps into the living room and brings with her cookies, suicide, and everything in between. You might learn a thing or two about word etymology, and you’ll FOR SURE learn a thing or two about dicks. Also, be warned, there may be a Mad Men spoiler or two. Enjoy!

It smells like sunscreen, it tastes like Bud Light Lime, it sounds like the Have a Summah album! It’s Two Charted and this week it’s all about Howard’s Summah Stories and Kulap’s Summah Checklist. You can’t say we didn’t prepare you for the season!

How about you go speed dating with four of the best improvisers on the planet: Horatio Sanz, Sean Conroy, Matt Walsh, and of course, Matt Besser. They may give you the third degree, but they will also provide you with aural bacon and pancakes. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Fresh off of Howard’s Have a Summah album release and Kulap’s Gotham City debut, Who Charted? is here with Eric Andre and ready to talk Hip Hop, R&B, movies, Cheetos, Chart Piñata, and dating gossip. Howard’s voice goes on an adventure and we learn an important lesson about Ringo Starr’s mortality. You might even pick up some Lao! It’s a key jangling good time!

Pop on your headphones, but be careful no giant dinosaurs sneak up on you!  Attack Of The Show’s Chris Gore bravely sat through Godzilla to discuss this summer movie disaster with the HDTGM crew, and it’s agreed that cute baby Godzillas eating popcorn aren’t enough to save this one.