A new looking Howard joins Kulap & East coast traveler Stard on this week’s TWO CHARTED! We hear about Howard’s adventures in cooking, Kulap’s Top 5 Tart Chewy & Fruity Candy, and why Starburst is a fuck fuel. Plus, Howard & Kulap got some GIFTS y’all!

Andrew Ti and this week’s special guest David A. Grant finish the week off by discussing Southern rap, misogyny in rap, and if rap gets a worse rap than rock music. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Sean Clements, Dominic Dierkes, and Joe Wengert can’t help but take a life ending leap, explore a rich teenager’s terrible crimes, and witness curling magic on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! Plus, the vigilante of good taste, Doug Levison returns to discuss Daniel the Miracle Beagle in another edition of Case Closed. You can now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com! Humans of Los Angeles, there will be a LIVE improv4humans on Friday, January 10th as part of the RIOT LA festival. Go to www.riotla.com for tickets.

Damien Fahey, Megan Koester, and Brock Wilbur join Jake LIVE from UCB-LA to look at some real dimwits. They’ll chat about some classic catchphrases, check out some guys hanging out in trees, and watch the worst video on the internet. As always, all the videos from this episode are over at youtube.com/TheFogelnestFiles! People of San Francisco you can now get your tickets for a LIVE episode of THE FOGELNEST FILES on Friday, February 7th at Stage Werx as part of SF Sketchfest! Go to www.sfsketchfest.com for tickets.

Andrew and David A. Grant discuss if Anglocentrism is racist. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Never Not Funny is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by Jimmy Pardo and produced by Matt Belknap. On this episode, Scott Aukerman joins in on the fun.

Lets Bing in the new year with Jonah Ray of the Nerdist and Jonah Raydio! We discuss the polar vortex, the rivalry of Laos, and cool looking dudes while counting down Billboard’s K-POP Top 100 Chart. Then, Jonah shares some sweet Hollywood goss during the Movie Chart and tells us what the best part of being married is as he answers your Twitter Qs!

Today David A. Grant and Andrew discuss meeting people on the bus, black people being white nerds, and prank questions. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Happy 2014! Be a better person in the new year by watching a great movie with a magical harmonica, a talking snowman, and a dead father starring Michael Keaton in 1998’s Jack Frost. Paul gives the first ever boot to someone as he goes through some Corrections & Omissions for last week’s movie Deck the Halls, explains why that guy in the song “Wipeout” is laughing, and tells us what our new year’s resolutions should be as he answers your Qs. Make sure to go see June in Anchorman 2 and Paul on Comedy Central’s @midnight!

Happy New Year Blastronauts! After Tig, Kyle, and David share stories from their holidays, they bring us part one of the best of Professor Blastoff 2013 as chosen by YOU. Did the origin of night guy or Tig’s impression of a 4 year old packing a little suitcase make it on the episode? You’ll have to tune in to find out! Don’t forget to keep submitting your favorite moments from the podcast for part 2 over at earwolf.polldaddy.com/s/professor-blastoff-s-best-2013-moments.

Sean and Hayes ring in the new year with a look back at their favorite podcast moments of 2013. Then BRIAN HUSKEY joins the boys for a table read of TEEN POPE, one of Brian’s many scripts currently in development at studios.

The Mighty Boosh’s Rich Fulcher is back to kick things off on the first Sklarbro County of the new year! He chats about holiday pie eating, the first words spoken by his 18-month-old baby, and the fantastic sketch show “Snuff Box” he did with Matt Berry. Daniel Van Kirk is also here to bring us the first stories of 2014 which include an angry Dayton, Ohio wife who torches her husband’s truck due to her hatred of her Christmas gifts, a South Carolina wife who stabs her “beerless” husband with a ceramic squirrel, and an Oklahoma man who proposed to his girlfriend while an officer was trying to arrest him. Then, we get some closure for this football season from our good friend Doug Buffone. Make sure to check out the archives of Daniel Van Kirk’s NFL column over at cover32.com and don’t forget to get your tickets for the Sklar Bros one-hour special tapings at the Majestic Theatre in Madison, WI. People of Los Angeles, you can now get tickets to see Sklarbro Country LIVE with special guest Brendon Small on Thursday, January 9th at The Smell as part of the RIOT LA festival! Go to www.riotla.com for tickets.

Join Kevin as he sits down with comedian and actor Jon Daly, (Kroll Show, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Betas) as they discuss his sprawling comedy career. Jon chats about his beginnings at UCB, his childhood obsession with Garrison Keillor, and his imaginary friend in Fabio.

Musician David A. Grant & Andrew talk about whether the movie Rush Hour is racist or not. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

House of Pies star Ben Schwartz aka Benny Schwaz is here to share his new year’s resolutions on another edition of Comedy Bing Bang Theory! After some wonderful duets, Coco Marx (Groucho Marx’s grandson) returns to tell us about his past in the celebrity sex tape biz, some of his new jokes, and his new office prank show. Then, the guys play the first Would You Rather of 2014! The End.

Jack O’Brien welcomes Soren Bowie into the studio and calls up Jason Pargin (aka David Wong) to have a discussion about why certain types of music, like classic rock and old school hip-hop, can always seem cool, but why others, like hair metal, become more embarrassing with age.

Musician and artist David A. Grant joins Andrew all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they talk about feeling guilty for exposing the homophobic and racist comments made by that guy from Duck Dynasty. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

After having a preemie, my friend Kirsten unwittingly takes on her husband’s personality, and becomes obsessed with numbers. To the decimal point.

Once again the characters that inhabit Sklarbro Country have gathered together to share what their year was like and what we can expect from them in the new year. Join Randy and Jason as they welcome special guests Dennis “The Worm” Rodman, Steven Seagal, Jerry Jones, Doug Buffone, Jesse “The Body” Ventura, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Leykis, Mark Wahlberg, Bryant Gumbel, Tim Gunn, Bruce Jenner, Sam Elliott, and Dick Vitale. People of Los Angeles, you can now get tickets to see Sklarbro Country LIVE on Thursday, January 9th at The Smell as part of the RIOT LA festival! Go to www.riotla.com for tickets.

Start off the new year right with Ronna & Beverly! They bring you a terrific LIVE episode from the UCB theater in Los Angeles with Academy Award nominated actress Jacki Weaver and delightful actor Patrick J. Adams of USA Network’s Suits. People of San Francisco, you can see Ronna & Beverly LIVE as part of the SF Sketchfest on January 30th at The Eureka Theatre at 8pm! Go to www.sfsketchfest.com for tickets.

He’s a hilarious comedian with a kick ass podcast on the Nerdist called The K-Ohle, KURT BRAUNOHLER came on and discussed alternative simulated universes, wether or not the pubes match the curtains, and oh yes, there is LOTS more discussion about the nether regions. Enjoy!

It’s time to celebrate the new year with Ku-Ku & Wie-Wie on episode 100 of TWO CHARTED! Howard talks ‘shville and explains how he could have been in One Direction while counting down the Top 5 Country Songs of 2013. After Kulap receives a very special GIFT from Howard, she looks ahead to the future as she counts down her Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions. Keep counting down charts in the new year chartists!

Andrew Ti and this week’s special guest Herman Li finish the week off by discussing how people assume someone who has an American accent is from America. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

And now the exciting conclusion to the best of 2013 countdown with special guest Paul F. Tompkins. What will be the number one episode of 2013? You’ll have to tune in to find out!

Start off the new year right with Horatio Sanz, Matt Walsh, and Rob Huebel in a next level improv4humans recorded LIVE from the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles! Shit detectives are on the case, terrifying camp legends are shared, and the day after a long night of drinking is explored in an episode you won’t want to miss! You can now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

Spend the new year celebrating VHS with Nick & Dimitri of Everything Is Terrible! They’ll discuss how they began curating lost & forgotten gems from television, the process of searching for thousands of tapes to showcase important things such as the costumed yellow dino character who hunts pedophiles, and how they build new worlds for each one of their live shows. As always, check out all the videos over at youtube.com/TheFogelnestFiles! People of Los Angeles, you can now get your tickets for a LIVE episode of THE FOGELNEST FILES on January 12th as part of the RIOT LA festival with special guest TODD BARRY! Go to www.riotla.com for tickets.

Andrew and Herman Li talk about a super racist blackface panda sticker on Facebook. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Chart off your the new year with a bang with Steve Agee, Ku-Ku, & Wie-Wie! They talk about the time Howard almost drowned and the unreleased Steve & Dragon Boy Suede collabo track while counting down the Top 5 Best New Year’s Songs. Then, Howard grosses Steve out with his hair clump during the Top 5 Highest Grossing New Year’s Films chart. Finally, Steve shares what was the grossest thing he’s ever eaten while he answers your Twitter Qs. Happy New Year!

As the battle with the reptilian creature continues, it blindly attacks the dwarf guide Trondoor. Will our heroes be able to save him before he gets devoured? Tune in to find out and have a happy new year!

Happy New Year race cars! Today Herman Li and Andrew talk about overcompensating for racism. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.