Best Friends
with Nicole Byer & Sasheer Zamata
December 15, 2020
Nicole and Sasheer are all bundled up and ready to discuss paying for heat, weighted blankets, sleep entanglements, alien abductions, angel encounters, ghost sightings, the movie Casper, cell phones over the years, pay phone tricks, roasting strangers, flight attendants’ covid material, being in L.A. longer than ever before, the T.V. show Zoom, and how many stars the Disney channel gave us. Then they take the quiz: Which Old Hollywood Icon Are You? And answer your questions. This week’s voicemail comes from a truly wonderful no-a-kid 14-year-old that both Nicole and Sasheer want to be friends with. The gals give advice about what is and isn’t bullying (being verbally mean IS bullying), how to find like-minded friends (search hashtags) and how to dump not-friends (stop hanging out with them.) Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
December 8, 2020
“Hey Dune Buggies everyone come here!” Sasheer and Nicole are back to discuss accents, the stealing genre, appreciation for Will Smith, Palm Springs getaways, Tetris parking, flower pots and feeling horny, and what cleaning crews of Airbnb’s must see. Then they take the quiz Are You More Crocs Than Crocodile? And they answer YOUR questions with advice on reaching out and a friendship success story! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
December 1, 2020
Despite sustaining a shoulder injury trying a ballerina spin on the pole Nicole is still here with Sasheer to discuss election night, delivery people, how to pronounce “rivaling”, Lion King 2, and bra straps. They also try Buzzfeed’s Snack and Netflix pairing quiz and answer your questions. This week Sasheer and Nicole give and receive advice on body comments and farming. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
November 24, 2020
Sasheer and Nicole begin this week’s episode with breaking news: we’re gonna be underwater in 3042. They also discuss The Boys, One Strange Rock, Unsolved Mysteries, ideas for the current prison system, crochet braids and John Milhiser’s pops in to recap a scene from American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Then, they take the quiz Could You Survive Being Stalked By Joe From YOU? Plus, your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to be happy living by yourself and how to navigate secret relationships. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
November 17, 2020
EP. 75 — Nicole Has Never Once Got It with Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk
Guest Kara Klenk & Liza Treyger
Nicole and Sasheer welcome best friends, Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk, for another round of Besting Each Other! Hear all about how Liza and Kara met, tiki bar fishbowl drinks, eating until it hurts, Kara’s kind spirit, being Virgos, being too organized, tomatoes that make Nicole weep, match-making green rooms, ordering well, standing up for your friends, and who would be better at Survivor.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003
November 10, 2020
This week Byer Nicole and Zamata Sasheer discuss pig-Latin, hypothetical parenting, childhood punishments, how money is Nicole’s baby, bathroom renovations, how Sasheer’s vacuum has never heard of Squatter Rights for spiders, tittie goop and Jordan’s jarring jug, sink woes, and mattress sizes. Then they take the quiz: The House You Build Will Determine Who You Are In A Friend Group. And of course, your questions are answered! This week Nicole and Sasheer get more information on a previous question about a mysterious boyfriend.
November 3, 2020
This week Nicole and Sasheer begin with a serenade just for you. Then they discuss Glitter, Ritz Cracker based ice cream and politics, Halloween costumes, Hocus Pocus, Miley Cyrus covers, Sasheer’s food and drink, group mind/wishing COVID away, Quibi and roller skating news. Then your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to handle a person who is being reckless about COVID, and how to navigate a vibe during end times.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
(424) 645-7003
October 27, 2020
Nicole and Sasheer are back with another episode LIVE FROM ITALY! (Wouldn’t that be great?) They’re still in quarantine but are here to discuss Nicole’s bike, Instagram scams, Theragun, sleepy vibes, a misguided skate gang coach, Sasheer getting recognized as an artist, Jordan’s gallon of water a day, Nicole’s Jussie Smollet fake hate crime anniversary party, and how every year is “the worst year ever” thanks to oligopolies and fast information. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the “quizzy-poo” How Brave Is Your Style? And of course, your questions answered! The ladies give advice on throwing friendships away and how to meet your friend’s significant other.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
October 20, 2020
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
October 13, 2020
After an update on Nicole’s garden, they discuss their mothers’ thrifty habits, favorite childhood trees, how to grow (or not grow) strawberries, an update on Cellino & Barnes, and Nicole’s take on Emily in Paris. They take a quiz where they plan a vacation to see what flavor of Jelly Belly they are, and answer listener questions about how to help a friend who is part of a pyramid scheme, and how to make new friends at school while only on zoom.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
October 6, 2020
Nicole started her morning with a Ratatouille/Mickey Mouse in her pool and from there she and Sasheer discuss forgotten bagels, set calzones at 3 AM, new COVID protocols for filming, manifesting a good October, trying to figure out what is happening with this administration, taking a spill at skate gang, favorite emo music, social media limits, The Social Dilemma, the joy of returning things, message gun scams, and being sore after pole. Plus your questions, answered! This week Nicole and Sasheer hear a follow up on advice they gave about an ex, and they give new advice on how to hang out with a crush!
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
(424) 645-7003
September 29, 2020
This week begins with the pros and cons of having a Dog Mayor. Nicole and Sasheer also discuss makeup choices, being a movie star in quarantine, getting more people on the positive bus, cry/laughing at the question “What were you supposed to be doing this year?”, not understanding why people won’t wear masks, and getting information too fast makes it feel like the end of times. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the “What Type of Millennial Are You?” quiz and answer your questions about disrespectful friends (who frankly are bad people), and being friends with your mom. We’ll see ya next week, until then follow Engineer Jordan’s advice “Have Fun! Don’t Go Missing!”
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
September 22, 2020
EP. 67 — Nicole Isn’t Sure How Loud She Is With Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey
Guest Franchesca Ramsey & Michelle Buteau
This week “very good friends” Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey join Nicole and Sasheer to discuss what makes a good cake, Palm Springs and getting white girl wasted, confrontation, perfectionism, a future without judgment, not remembering exactly how they met, appreciating honesty, being a prude, early people vs late people, and super powerful electric toothbrushes.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
September 15, 2020
Sasheer and Nicole are up early this week to discuss ideal wake up times, home improvements, ant season, lady bugs and whether or not they’d ride a giant one, critter friends, Nicole’s pizza update, watermelon is a great summer snack, how to describe a tortilla, 90’s talk shows, and determining that crushes are great! Then they take the Date Or Dump These Disney Men to Reveal Your Type quiz and of course your questions are answered!
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
September 8, 2020
EP. 65 — Nicole Wants To Travel Like Gabrielle Union and Larry Sims!
Guest Gabrielle Union & Larry Sims
Best friends Gabrielle Union and Larry Sims are here! They gab about Larry’s transition from dancer to hair stylist, yacht vacations, fighting for your friends, being a good mom, punctuality, how their new haircare line Flawless came to be, how to balance work and personal life, where they hope to be in 20 years, making up dances in Paris, angels you can party with, food based arguments, and morning salutations.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
