Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown
with Casey Wilson & Danielle Schneider
December 4, 2022
Casey and Danielle are back from their holiday to bring you their 5th annual Gift (to yourself) Guide and it’s chock full of psychics and things you don’t need but must have, goddammit! Then they get into the nitty and the gritty that is Potomac and SLC, with drink throws a’plenty. Plus, our love of sleepy Robin is fading and just how many Angie’s are we dealing with in Salt Lake? Too many for our taste.
Happy Gift Guide links here:
Go To Dinners by Ina Garten
https://www.amazon.com/Go-Dinners-Barefoot-Contessa-Cookbook/dp/1984822780
White Marble Rectangle Hand Towel Tray and Hand Towels
https://hudsongracesf.com/products/rectangular-marble-monogram-hand-towel-tray-set?currency=USD&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&gclid=CjwKCAiAhKycBhAQEiwAgf19enEOPV5yDJkf0I-U-K152gxLSPkoxi6_zVoqOItRHnWRiRm-R6Jx7RoCpIAQAvD_BwE&variant=39390573068370
Hello Molly
https://www.amazon.com/Hello-Molly-Memoir-Shannon/dp/0063056232
Heart Huggie earrings
https://www.the10jewelry.com/collections/earring-collection/products/copy-of-the-emma-huggies
Tarte Creaseless concealer
https://tartecosmetics.com/shop/creaseless-concealer-1312.html
Lawless Forget the Filler overnight lip plumping mask
https://www.sephora.com/product/lawless-forget-filler-overnight-lip-plumping-mask-P480326?om_mmc=ppc-GG_6557108122_78386322403_dsa-821893641530__463251591292_9031140_c&country_switch=us&lang=en&gclid=CjwKCAiAhKycBhAQEiwAgf19eqIWHmBoSP1HvVco76VDjirqSU0SDweJL0PumBOu3-WwSakP-r853BoCpdsQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&skuId=2592459
Avene SkinCare line
https://www.aveneusa
DROWSY Midnight Blue Silk Sleep Mask. Face-Hugging, Padded Silk Cocoon for Deep Sleep Therapy in Total Darkness. https://a.co/d/1Fhg4zL
The10 BFF scribble necklace
https://www.instagram.com/p/CkOnksjP1nk/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Hot ass swim suit!
https://www.target.com/p/women-39-s-ribbed-plunge-front-v-wire-one-piece-swimsuit-shade-38-shore-8482-dark-green-m/-/A-83478493?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&fndsrc=tgtao&DFA=71700000086349400&CPNG=PLA_Women%2BShopping_Traffic_Local_Traffic%7CWomen_Ecomm_AA&adgroup=SC_Women_Local&LID=700000001170770pgs&LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&network=g&device=m&location=9010487&targetid=pla-1069759242670&gbraid=0AAAAAD-5dfYuhz7oIE3_EaKWpKfA73_xG&gbraid=0AAAAAD-5dfYuhz7oIE3_EaKWpKfA73_xG&gclid=CjwKCAiAhKycBhAQEiwAgf19eqcFwzhjHRT5h9BWfhL-Wk5gxCmZFW66ye8PY8BvRi1alzEH0pAG1RoCZSsQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
Feathered Connections
Emily Fitch: Medium, Channel, Empath
To book: https://www.featheredconnections.com
https://instagram.com/featheredconnections?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Dermatologists
Dr. Jenny Segal and Dr. Brian Smith
http://www.metropolitaninstitute.com/
The 100 Dresses (kids book)
https://a.co/d/5GEKNIW
Christmas Trees!
BalsamHill.com
Christmas stockings:
Let’s Make Memories Personalized Needlepoint Vintage Christmas Stocking – Family Stockings – Old-Fashioned Christmas Decor – Mantel Décor – 8″x17″ – Tree – Customized Embroidered Name https://a.co/d/gaBfsdZ
Traditions Christmas store
https://www.christmastraditions.com/
Chai Modern Challah Board
https://chaimodern.com/products/mensch-challah-board
Christmas Dishes/Hanukkah gifts
https://www.spode.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-Spode-Site/default/Default-Start?gclid=CjwKCAiAhKycBhAQEiwAgf19egZFLIVtZfS8jkNdh5BGxWyP7LwDH_EaV9d_8ff0DeHJdb_FM8TH2RoCbSIQAvD_BwE
Lumbar travel pillow
The Original McKenzie® Self-Inflating AirBack Lumbar Support by OPTP (710) – Back Support Pillow for Travel https://a.co/d/5ZgwCpa
Parenting Book by Dr. Becky Kennedy
Good Inside: A Guide to Becoming the Parent You Want to Be https://a.co/d/jazkVjs
BIOLYTE Electrolyte Drink, Citrus 12 Pack | IV Liquid Bottle for Dehydration | Hydration Supplement Drink with B Vitamins | Amino Acid Energy Drinks | Keto-Friendly Natural Low Sugar https://a.co/d/8uZiKWW
Solvang Bakery Personalized Gingerbread Houses
November 24, 2022
Happy holidays everyone! Enjoy this re-release from the Bitch Sesh archive with incredible guest Michelle Collins!
Also, this holiday season we are thrilled to be partnering with The Deep Dive podcast to raise money for an incredible non-profit, Baby2Baby. Sadly, one out of three families struggles to buy diapers. Baby2Baby provides basic essentials to children in need across the country. Please join us in donating to this amazing cause and helping them put necessities and holiday gifts under the tree for these struggling families. No child should have to wake up without a present on Christmas morning and Baby2Baby buys specific presents for children off their own personal wish lists. Plus winter coats and snacks and toiletries. Any amount you can give is so appreciated and our podcasts will be matching up to seven thousand dollars.
Link to donate:
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November 18, 2022
Casey and Danielle are joined by Kaya Wilson and Aaron Golden of the hilarious podcast and Instagram “Bravo! We’re Black” (formerly “Bravo While Black”) to discuss the sadness of non-beachfront Miami vacations, the difference between birthday and non-birthday people, and how we all need a Coach Shah in our life. Plus how did Heather get her black eye?! Plastic surgery? A door? Lisa’s fist? We’re dying to find out!!!
Also, this holiday season we are thrilled to be partnering with The Deep Dive podcast to raise money for an incredible non-profit, Baby2Baby. Sadly, one out of three families struggles to buy diapers. Baby2Baby provides basic essentials to children in need across the country. Please join us in donating to this amazing cause and helping them put necessities and holiday gifts under the tree for these struggling families. No child should have to wake up without a present on Christmas morning and Baby2Baby buys specific presents for children off their own personal wish lists. Plus winter coats and snacks and toiletries. Any amount you can give is so appreciated and our podcasts will be matching up to five thousand dollars.
Link to donate:
https://www.classy.org/campaign/2nd-annual-holiday-drive-with-bitch-sesh-and-the-deep-dive/c442558
November 10, 2022
Casey and Danielle fly solo, basking in the brilliance of this community’s Halloween costumes and regrouping post Beverly Hills.
They discuss Casey’s real life stint as Sonja Morgan’s intern, Candiace’s important one liners, the tub/taint scene no one asked for on Salt Lake and how The Vow season 2 has managed to surpass season 1. Enjoy!
November 4, 2022
Danielle and Casey are off doing their special Bitch Sesh Live from home Halloween Hangover show featuring Andy Cohen (which you can still watch on VOD for the next week at loopedlive.com) but please listen to this gorgeous episode from the archives featuring our lord and savior himself and we’ll see you next week.
October 28, 2022
Casey and Danielle are joined by esteemed Vanity Fair writer Britt Hennemuth who takes us behind the ropes at the Caribou Club to give us snow-boots on the ground on the night in question. They also talk Beverly Reunion part three, Whitney’s pronunciation of the word “Healing” and Wendy’s real feelings about Mia’s “Cancer”. A wild week deserves a wild episode and this is it!!!
Don’t forget to get tickets to Bitch Sesh Live from Home Halloween Hangover Show Thursday November 3rd 5:30 PST/8:30 EST at loopedlive.com .
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October 21, 2022
We have intrepid reporters Rae Sanni and Ira Madison III coming to us just after their wild adventures at Bravo-con and boy do they have tales to tell. From Kenya to Brooks Marks, She by Order it yourself at the Bravo Bazaar and of course toxic codependency from Teresa and Louis, there is so much to process. Plus we talk the New New York, Beverly Hills Reunion part deux and the Potomac taco party sans tacos. Also, how are we still in goddamn Arizona on SLC?
It’s the 6th Annual Bitch Sesh Live (from home) Halloween Spooktacular with special guest ANDY COHEN Thursday November 3rd at 5:30pm PST/ 8:30pm EST tickets https://app.loopedlive.com/c/3883 come dressed as in your favorite Bravo Cos-play there will be prizes awarded!!!
October 14, 2022
We needed an extreme expert for this intense week in the Real Housewives Universe and thankfully Bryan Safi heeded the call. The Ladies of Potomac are back to give us LLC houses, cancer confusion and invitation tacos. Plus Bryan has lots of thoughts on Jamie Lee Curtis, Doug the producer and the joy of Jen Shah.
All that and a story about a vengeful owl that rivals The Staircase. Bryan Safi always brings it and this time he raises the bar.
October 8, 2022
Casey and Danielle are as delighted to be joined by Ugly Betty’s Mark Indelicato as the gals were at the Birkin and Bubbles party. There’s trouble afoot in a disgusting mansion in Arizona for our Salt Lake gals and tensions boileth over between Rinna and Hilton in a glorious preview for the Reunion. We can only thank our lucky stars we get to witness this miracle!!!! Praise Be!
It’s the 6th Annual Bitch Sesh Live (from home) Halloween Spooktacular with special guest ANDY COHEN Thursday November 3rd at 5:30pm PST/ 8:30pm EST ticketshttps://app.loopedlive.com/c/3883come dressed as in your favorite Bravo Cos-play there will be prizes awarded!!!
October 4, 2022
The third installment of “Sister Wives Sesh” is (finally!) here. As always, Sister Casey is joined in prayer by wife June Diane Raphael and wife Elizabeth Laime and the topic is of course, Season 17. The gals must grapple with the fact that it seems the first SIXTEEN seasons of Sister Wives were…previews? As Elizabeth said, “The first 16 seasons walked so season 17 could run.” There is so much to process. Christine is fleeing, Meri is a ghost haunting the family, Janelle remains our steady rock and Kody is being driven MAD by Covid 19 while working out of his red convertible.
WARNING: If you or a loved one is suffering from continuing to be on Robin’s side, proceed with caution. Enjoy.
September 30, 2022
The brilliant and beautiful Brandon Kyle Goodman (Big Mouth, Human Resources) joins Casey and Danielle to discuss Kathy’s cowboy cosplay and why you NEVER mess with a Hilton. Lisa Rinna almost cut a bitch and yet here she is shriveling like a wet dog, we’re not buying it!! Plus we’re back in the loving, snowy arms of SLC where alliances have changed and people are literally logging out of the Mormon religion. And we discuss part THREE of the Atlanta reunion and we want a Marlo to succeed!
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September 23, 2022
Casey and Danielle are joined by Becca Tobin (1/3 of the incredible Lady Gang podcast) to find how a simple request to Conga at The Caribou Club could go so bad and ask once and for all WHERE WERE THE GODDAMN CAMERAS?!!!!! Was Rinna truly terrified? Why has Erika’s voice lowered a thousand decibels since her first season? And why is Dorit’s daughter keeping her from a full fat Coke?
Plus, we are once again treated to why Kenya is the OG VIP of Atlanta and we learn that Sheree finds no shame in her sucking D game.
It’s the 6th Annual Bitch Sesh Live (from home) Halloween Spooktacular with special guest ANDY COHEN Thursday November 3rd at 5:30pm PST/ 8:30pm EST tickets https://app.loopedlive.com/c/3883 come dressed as in your favorite Bravo Cos-play there will be prizes awarded!!!
September 16, 2022
Deanna Cheng is back as we talk Rinna’s downfall, Kyle’s love of hats, Kathy’s lack of snow wear knowledge, Crystal’s balls and of course Erika being a bad human. Plus there’s all the fuschia fashion from part one of the Atlanta reunion, and Deanna has strong thoughts on Marlo’s new position…Heavy is the head that wears the peach. Also Bitch Sesh is coming to you LIVE (from home)It’s the 6th Annual Bitch Sesh Live (from home) Halloween Spooktacular with special guest ANDY COHEN Thursday November 3rd at 5:30pm PST/ 8:30pm EST tickets https://app.loopedlive.com/c/3883 come dressed as in your favorite Bravo Cos-play there will be prizes awarded!!!
September 9, 2022
Join Casey and Danielle, along with the rest of the world, in mourning (although nothing to do with The Monarchy and everything to do with SHE By Shein). They are joined by the hilarious and gorgeous Jana Schmieding (Rutherford Falls) who is just as startled as Casey is by Danielles oddly arrogant and personal take away from Sheree’s fashion show. Enjoy!
September 2, 2022
Casey and Danielle fly gorgeously solo this week. Casey is all abuzz over her new favorite show (also the worst show ever made) Selling OC. The girls dive into all that’s going on in the morass that is the Bravosphere. And most importantly, Danielle is incredibly upset that Kyle made Kathy sleep in a bunk bed. Enjoy!