When The Razzies, Rotten Tomatoes, IMDB, and 9 year-olds all agree a movie is bad, it’s time for us to dig in! The Last Airbender is the universally despised M. Night Shyamalan film adaptation of a successful children’s show. Interested yet? You can rent it on Netflix and iTunes, and once you do, send us your back-handed compliments at howdidthisgetmade@earwolf.com

Where do we start with Old Dogs? Human puppet suits? A cross-eyed Rita Wilson? Sports marketing? Paul, June, and Jason invite Casey Wilson to help sift through the farts and crotch-shots that make up this 87 minute masterpiece. Casey and Paul reenact one of the more subtle, dramatic moments from the film, while Jason crosses the line with his jet-pack criticisms. Listen to see if your tag-line got used, and be sure to check us out on Facebook!

Is everyone ready for our third movie? For all you Netflix users, we’ve picked Old Dogs, quite possibly the WORST Robin Williams vehicle to grace Netflix Instant Watch. Enjoy it and send us YOUR original slogan ideas at HowDidThisGetMade@Earwolf.com.

Nic Cage makes his first (but almost definitely not last) appearance on How Did This Get Made with Season of the Witch, a psuedo-religious buddy movie set during the black plague. Chris Hardwick joins the HDTGM crew to experience the inconsistent accents and sub-par CGI that famed director Dominic Sena cultivated in this cinematic gem. They pitch some alternate endings, delve into the subtle differences between witches and demons, and ask the all important question: How many women were killed during the crusades? Keep leaving us your suggestions and tell us what you thought of this chain-mesh disaster!

You’ve waited patiently and after much deliberation, a second movie has been chosen! It’s the new medieval thriller Season of the Witch! Go get your ticket now so you’ll be ready next week to discuss this disaster from Nic Cage. See you then!

Paul Scheer and his friends went to see Burlesque, and you might be shocked to hear that they didn’t like it. Paul, June, Jason, and guest Nick Kroll help us sift through the glitter and sadness that makes up this Golden Globe nominated film. June shares with us some of the life lessons she learned from this future-classic and everyone shares their personal “WHAT THE FUCK?” moment. Email us at howdidthisgetmade@earwolf.com with your thoughts on Burlesque and nominations for future movies to investigate.

Paul shares a special announcement regarding the Paywall.

If you’ve ever wanted to watch crappy movies with the industry’s best comedians, you are in luck! Paul Scheer has vowed to watch the worst garbage Hollywood can produce and report back to us with the results. June Diane Raphael and Jason Mantzoukas will join him to watch the first selection: Burlesque! Come back next week to hear everyone has to say about it.