Dr. Nathan Bateman has hired Caleb Smith (Matt Besser) to conduct a series of turing tests to ascertain whether or not a machine’s artificial intelligence has actually achieved independent consciousness. In these interview sessions between Caleb and test subject Melissa, you’ll hear how a machine defines humor, music, and love. The United States of America has also hired Caleb to interview different citizens to see whether or not they are replicants, androids, robots, or any kind of artificial intelligence. Traci Reardon is his first interview subject and gives her honest answers to the Voight-Kampff test.

Welcome back beautiful listeners to Down in the Valley with your host Mary Toliver (Zoe Jarman)! Podcasted from Big Snur, California comes the show about the goings on of the people, the animals, and the plants in the community. This week Mary is joined by brilliant business woman and neighbor Jane-Anne Silvestri. Mary shares a poem with the listeners, Jane-Anne goes into detail about her medical issues, and they both relive a moment from a past summer. Plus, Traci Reardon stops by to offer her advice on sleeping, hugs, and more to her Twitter followers in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Ho! Ho! Ho! Welcome once again to the North Pod with your host Santa Claus (Paul F. Tompkins) and this week’s special guest Ho Ho the naughty Elf. They will get into all the important business of the North Pole including reindeer check ups, toy workshop gossip, and answering phone calls from curious folk from around the world. Later, Traci Reardon stops by to offer advice on liking bad Xmas gifts and more to her Twitter followers in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.” Merry Christmas!

Rory (Mike Castle) has been sober for a while now and he couldn’t have done it without his friend and spirit animal Skip Rollins. Rory and Skip share their thoughts on current news during “Hey, What the Heck?”, discuss Monica Lewinksy & Bill Clinton during “How A little Bit of Violence Would Have Solved X,” and have a healing moment as they talk through what makes them self conscious during “A Little Bit of Lovin’”. Plus, Traci Reardon arrives to offer advice on marshmallows, t-shirts, and more to her Twitter followers in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Alright chickadees, welcome back to Chick Chat with your host Bishop Gertrude Steinham (Cameron Esposito)! It’s the show in which we discuss women’s rights, women’s needs, and every other important thing in between. This week we are joined by the head of the Women Studies department at Sarah Lawrence college, Miss Sarah Lawrence for a special summer show. They’ll chat about Sarah’s use of invisible barriers, learning when you are first becoming a woman, and women in television. Later, Traci Reardon arrives to offer her advice and answer all women related questions to her Twitter followers in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Guten tag! It’s time for another episode of Film Chat with Adalwolf Ditmar (Brendon Small), the premier film chat show for those who appreciate the “key of G”. This week, the new head of the Board of Directors for the American Film Institute stops by for a chat. This wonderful “unicorn of a woman” explains what current films should be added to the archives, the underrated glory of ‘Desolation of Smaug’, and her constant drooling. Then later Traci Reardon stops by to answer Twitter questions for “Help Me Rhonda!”

Welcome to Smiles and Sunshine live from Rolling Hills with your host Del LaRue (Kyle Dunnigan)! It’s a throwback radio show coming to you from the old age home Rolling Hills. This week Del is joined by the delightful Lucy Anderson, a ball busting nurse here at Rolling Hills. They’ll chat about how Lucy was once on the road to being a supermodel, Del’s clowning days, and play a game of “Scrotum or a Piece of My Leg Skin?” Later, Traci Reardon, a friend of Del’s granddaughter, visits Del to offer her advice to Twitter followers in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Welcome back to Second Chances with Donald Faulter (Ben Schwartz), the show in which you can reach those in the afterlife including loved ones, historical figures, and celebrities. On the 1000th episode, Donald is joined by yogurt contest winner and famous acrobat Salmy McFurft all the way from India. Salmy gets closure as she communicates with her grandmother, father, and Bea Arthur. Plus, Traci Reardon finally gets to ask her grandmother a very important question as well as offer her advice to Twitter followers in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

The Wild Horses are back! Erin Whitehead, Mary Holland, Stephanie Allynne, and Lauren Lapkus bring you a fully improvised show today just like they do every first Saturday of the month at UCB-Franklin in Los Angeles. So grab yourself a seat, relax, and enjoy as you’re transported to a garden party like no other!

Hello world! Gil Stanley (Gabe Liedman) is back with a new episode of Bad Religion (Not the Band), the podcast in which he discusses cool new cults you should join and which you should avoid. This week Gil is joined by a real blind God from Outer Space by the name of LaLa ALoLo. They talk about LaLa’s church Wooden Vine, living in outer space, and LaLa’s favorite follower. Later, Traci Reardon stops by to offer advice on meeting women, what to do in Vegas, and more to her Twitter followers in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Welcome back to Down and Dirty with Dr. Doug (Nick Kroll), the call-in show that helps people deal with their pooch! On this episode Dr. Doug talks to a caller by the name of Tawny about the relationship with her dog Rambo going to the next level. Pamela from Big Bear also calls in to share her thoughts on Tawny and Rambo’s relationship. Plus, Traci Reardon joins Dr. Doug in studio to offer advice on dating, haircuts, and more to her Twitter followers in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Welcome back to Ideas with your host Glenn Michaels (Nick Thune)! In celebration of the 3000th episode, aspiring inventor Glenn welcomes special guest Heidi Melon, renowned inventor and author of NY Times best seller “Renowned Inventor.” They’ll talk about many possible inventions including scented Wi-Fi, Califoregonton, and 50/60. Then, Traci Reardon arrives to offer advice on itchy noses & more to her Twitter followers in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Welcome back to the Amanda & Jennie Best Friends Podcast with your hosts Amanda Sitko & Jennie Pierson! It’s the best podcast for snacks, gossip, boys, diet tips, tweens, fashion, magazines, skin care lines, also shirts, shoes, etc. Their assistant Karen joins them to chat about celebs, wig tips, some of her failures during “What Happened There?”, and to answer True & False questions about Amanda & Jennie during “Is It True?” Then, Traci Reardon stops by to offer advice on friends & more to her Twitter followers in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

California Supreme Windows Presents: The California Supreme WinShow with your host Aaron Toblerone (Joe Wengert)! It’s the only AM radio show about the most valuable and beautiful aspect of any home, windows! Aaron is joined by his brother Darren Toblerone to talk about windows you didn’t realize were windows, new window innovations, and to play a game of trivia during their segment “What Do I See Through The Window? The Tanners or the Winslows?” Later, Traci Reardon stops by to offer advice to her Twitter followers, possibly window related, in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Welcome to NBA on NPR, the only NBA broadcast on NPR with your hosts Bill, 3-time NBA Champion (Dave Theune) and Phil, 3-time Fantasy League Champion (Casey Feigh)! Joining them as always is true NBA insider The Gooch. They’ll give us the inside scoop on everything happening in the NBA with classic segments like The Gooch Report, Complaint Corner, and Retractions, Apologies, and Explanations. Later, Traci Reardon drops by to offer advice on hiding Easter eggs and more to her Twitter followers in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”