Welcome to Republic of Gilead Radio! Commander Matt (Matt Besser) opens up his office to a Handmaid by the name of Offjack for a comedy show in which she can earn moments to speak freely about her past before the Civil War and to play a few games such as “Who can make the more realistic labor pains?”. Plus, guest Handmaid Traci Reardon stops by to answer questions about Handmaids in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”

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Hannibal Buress joins Paul, June, and Jason to discuss the 1985 martial arts film The Last Dragon. Recorded live from Colossal Clusterfest in San Francisco, they talk about everything including how insecure Sho’nuff is, the glow, and Eddie Arkadian.

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Where to Find Jason, June & Paul:

Paul’s new comedy Drive Share is available on Go90. Paul can be seen on Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later, Opening Night, and Veep. You can see June and Paul on NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU. June stars in Grace and Frankie on Netflix, as well as Lady Dynamite alongside with Jason.

Jason can be seen in The House, The Lego Batman Movie, How to Be Single, Sleeping with Other People, and is still indeed in The Dictator.

Tony-Award nominee and current King George III in Hamilton, Rory O’Malley joins the guys this week to dive deep into his Catholic school upbringing, surviving a long (long) distance relationship, and having Matt Bomer as a classmate. Plus, the guys chat Real World, Gaga, and answer a very interesting listener text question.

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It’s Fake the Nation abroad! Comedian Beth McGregor welcomes Negin into her London home to discuss Puerto Rico’s hurricane disaster, Trump’s latest travel ban, and the revelation that several of Trump’s advisers emailed about White House matters from their private email accounts.

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Bitch Sesh is back!!!!! And we talk everything we missed with special guest co-host Jessica Chaffin. From Mark Dueber vs Zuri Dueber to Shannon vs a spin bike to Kardashian baby vs Kardashian baby vs  another Kardashian baby, we cover it all. 

Also we mourn the loss of another Real Housewives Marriage (Mike and Kelly) and celebrate the beginning of another fake Real housewives marriage  (Kenya and whatever his name is). Too much garbage to fit in one episode, but God we try!!

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Actress Shannon Woodward joins Sarah and Susan to talk about the end of My Girl 2, The Wear Sunscreen speech from the Chicago Tribune that Baz Luhrmann turned into a song, and Ryan Adams’ “Dear Chicago.”

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Kathryn Bigelow month continues on Cracked Movie Club! In 1995, Bigelow released Strange Days, her vision of a near future in which people can record their everyday lives, and buying and selling those recordings has become the most popular form of entertainment. Meanwhile, civil unrest reaches a fever pitch after one of those recordings captures the murder of a prominent black entertainer at the hands of the LAPD. In other words, Bigelow’s predictions were absolutely correct.

On this week’s episode, Tom and Abe are joined by Caitlin Gill as they discuss the technical wizardry required to create Bigelow’s visionary sci-fi film, the intense themes woven into the story, and how many times Ralph Fiennes mentions his ridiculous necktie.

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Marching in with Rich Sommer.

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This week, Bryan brings a story about a long-lost Flemish portrait of the “handsomest bodied” English courtier and Erin recounts the recent protests sweeping not just the NFL but also the WNBA. Later, guests Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard join to discuss the origin of their camaraderie, the first female Globetrotter, and the duality of comedy and politics.

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Season 2 is almost over! This week Kamau and Hari are joined by Damon Young (Co-founder of VerySmartBrothas.theroot.com) and David Litt (author of “Thanks, Obama: My Hopey, Changey White House Years”) to discuss the power of the pen. Young explains Pittsburg culture and headline structure. Litt lets us in on the challenges and triumphs of writing for President Barack Hussein Obama. If you’ve enjoyed the podcast, call in and tell us what YOU’VE learned this season by dialing 646-389-3721. Your voice may appear in next week’s finale episode.

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Send us your comments using the #politicallyreactive. Thanks! Check out Hari’s tour dates and albums at Harikondabolu.com and for all Kamau’s projects check out wkamaubell.com.

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Tim Meadows, Dan Lippert, and Don Fanelli join Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! They improvise scenes about shoe-based instruments, a student with a highly unusual name, and the truth about the iPhone 9. Later, the finalists in the intern contest show off their promotional work, leading to scenes about John Williams’ one-man show and celebrity masks for your dog.

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The Shrimps take on the Miss Demeanors at Pan Pacific park. Matt and Mark call the action.

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It’s not exactly easy to be a transgender person in 2017. But at least now everyone knows what the word transgender means. Back in the 60s, 70s and 80s, the word ‘transgender’ and the concept of trans rights didn’t really exist. Today on Cracked Gets Personal, Brandon Johnson and Robert Evans talk to three women who transitioned during this time, which has been nicknamed the ‘trans dark ages’. They survived physical assaults, paparazzi shaming, black market hormone buys and so much more. Now they’re telling their stories.

Comedian and director Sara June joins Andrew to discuss meeting her cousin who sells Nazi memorabilia, more football players taking a knee during the National Anthem after Trump attacks the NFL, devastation in Puerto Rico, and much more. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

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Actress and improviser Janet Varney joins Matt to discuss her role as Party Girl in the 2004 superhero film Catwoman. Janet tells us whether shooting party scenes are as bad as being at a party with people you don’t know, crying on the drive home at 5am, and running into someone from her childhood on set. Plus, we hear how Janet had to pretend to be invisible for a pre-read for the role of Invisible Woman in Fantastic Four.

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32 year-old White House policy adviser Stephen Miller (Zac Oyama) opens up to Mark & Pete about growing up on the mean streets of Santa Monica, littering to make a point, and stabbing Cesar Milan. Plus: Is Stephen more like Tommy Bahama or Tom Bombadil?

Actor/comedian Paul Rust returns for this week’s Who Charted! He gives the scoop on his band Don’t Stop or We’ll Die’s new album while they count down Billboard’s Top 5 Streaming Songs. Later, Paul reflects on how his kids will interpret his music during the TV Chart, and the gang counts down Kevin’s Hot Picks during Two Charted.

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Tomorrow Never Dies again! Will Matt finally agree with Matt or will Matt convince Matt that Matt is right? Cracked’s Alex Schmidt drops by to help us settle the debate.

Kevin chats with filmmakers Bobby and Mikey Roe, whose new film “The Houses October Built 2” just opened across the land. It’s a “found footage,” “haunted house mockumentary.” Kevin won’t shut up about his LOVE of their first one.

Today’s caller is a dad with two sons who just dropped his 5 year old off for his first day of Kindergarten and he and his wife have their first couples therapy appointment that afternoon. The caller says that recent professional changes, growing confidence and a desire to get more out of life are driving him and wife apart but Gethard notices him expressing strong feelings toward a female coworker.

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Writer Demi Adejuyigbe (The Good Place, @midnight) joins Jensen and guest co-host Ali Segel to talk about doing the podcast Gilmore Guys, Apathy & O.C.’s “Perestroika” album, Detroiters, how we were late on Insecure, and many more things you should know about.

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Literal babbling brooks, navigational-related drama, too many siblings, talking woodland creatures and SO much more are all in this very special live edition of OFF BOOK from the Now Hear This: Podcast Festival. Starring Griffin Newman (The Tick, Blank Check Podcast) and Michael Cruz Kayne (ASSSSCAT, Baby Wants Candy) with Dan Reitz on piano!

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Sean and Hayes are joined by JESSICA CHAFFIN to shoot a pilot.

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“The Voice” finalist Aliyah Moulden joins Emily and Deanna this week to share her personal “day ones” and to talk about acting in the new movie “Anastasia: Once Upon a Time.” Plus, she tells the girls about her favorite singer under 25 and her feelings about GroupMe before they play a game of Love It or Leave It.

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Comedian Cameron Esposito joins Amy this week to discuss the 1999 sci-fi film “The Matrix.” They break down “The Matrix” as a product of queer theory as well as the implications of the famous “red pill, blue pill” scene. Then they consider the film’s relevance to technology and culture at the end of a millennia, how it utilizes a mashup of styles to entertain the viewer, and why the success of “The Matrix” changed the playing field for new directors. Does “The Matrix” belong in The Canon? Cast your vote on the Earwolf forums now!

Comedian and actor Richard Lewis joins Gilbert and Frank to promote the new season of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and to reminisce about his 45 years in comedy, his history of “nightmare gigs” and his relationships with Don Rickles, Jerry Lewis, Rodney Dangerfield and Jonathan Winters. Also, Larry David goes to camp, David Brenner buys a stapler, the Juggalos heckle Lionel Atwill, and Richard joins the mile-high club (sort of). PLUS: John Cassavetes! Fred de Cordova! “The Island of Dr. Moreau”! Richard plays Carnegie Hall! And Gilbert plays Queen Elizabeth! 

From Mad Max to The Road to the illustrious career of Roland Emmerich, it’s clear that the modern pop-culture consumer loves apocalypses. Climate change and the threat of nuclear war or worldwide super-virus make imagining an apocalypse easy. And if you look back through history, it’s obvious that as long as there has been civilization, there has been the fear of complete and utter worldwide destruction.

One of the most prolific names today in speculative fiction is N.K. Jemisin. The first two books of her Broken Earth trilogy have won the Hugo Award for best novel the last two years consecutively. If you want to read the best sci-fi about the apocalypse, you need to be reading N.K. Jemisin’s books. 

That’s what we did, and N.K. Jemisin was kind enough to join Cracked’s Alex Schmidt and Michael Swaim in New York for a conversation about world-building contemporary sci-fi, some of the most interesting real-life apocalypses in human history, and the difficulties of writing end-times fiction when the world so often is stranger and crueler than fiction.

Footnotes and other links: https://goo.gl/BRmXxG

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Paul F. Tompkins slowly eases listeners into this week’s Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special guest is Arden Myrin of MADtv, Shameless, and Will You Accept This Rose! They chat about the last time Arden pretended to know something, just starting to tell the truth after realizing she was lying all the time, and learning some stuff way too soon from her sex-ed teacher. Then, they are joined by improvisers Maria Blasucci, Little Janet Varney, and Steve Agee to improvise a story set in a Tommy Bahama Store. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!

Andy Samberg of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Saturday Night Live fame is back to talk to Scott about the new season of Brooklyn, their dream SNL cast, and which musician would they switch professions with for a whole year. Then, Mayor Junius Bobbledoonary stops by to inform us about being a part of the ancient race of little people that live inside the walls. Plus, former pro-skater Derek Contrera arrives to talk about why he left the world of extreme sports to become the next great American entrepreneur.

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