Writer and producer Bryan Cogman returns to The Canon this week to discuss Busby Berkeley’s 1933 musical film, “Footlight Parade.” Amy and Bryan explore everything from finding humanity in the choreography to the death of the theatrical experience, noting the risks the film took as a result of being made pre-Code and its early Hollywood innovation. Plus, they take a look at some of the film’s more unsavory historical elements. Should “Footlight Parade” enter The Canon? Head to the Earwolf forums to cast your vote!

This episode is sponsored by Casper (www.casper.com/canon).

Mary Holland (Wild Horses, Blunt Talk) joins Paul, June, and Jason to discuss the 1986 science-fiction horror film Chopping Mall. Recorded live from Largo at the Coronet in Los Angeles, they talk about the slow moving robots, janitor bullies, the “furniture storgy,” and much more.

This episode is brought to you by I’m Sorry on truTV, Blue Apron (www.blueapron.com/bonkers), Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/how), and Thumbtack (www.thumbtack.com).

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Where to Find Jason, June & Paul:

Paul’s new comedy Drive Share is available on Go90. Paul can be seen on Veep. You can see June and Paul on NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU. June stars in Grace and Frankie on Netflix, as well as Lady Dynamite alongside with Jason.

Jason can be seen in The House, The Lego Batman Movie, How to Be Single, Sleeping with Other People, and is still indeed in The Dictator.

Join Samantha Jones (Erin Whitehead), Miranda Hobbes (Stephanie Alynne), Charlotte York (Mary Holland), and Carrie Bradshaw (Lauren Lapkus) as they reunite at their favorite brunch house in another episode of Sex and the City. They’ll catch up on their relationships, take a Pop Quiz as they recollect their past adventures, and decide on their new careers. Plus, Traci Reardon stops by to offer sex life advice in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”

This episode is brought to you by ModCloth (www.modcloth.com code: LAPKUS).

Stephanie Butnick (Unorthodox) and Azhar Usman (Ultra American) join Negin to discuss the collapse of the latest G.O.P health care bill, the upcoming tax reform battle, and how the right spins the Trump-Russia scandal. Plus, America’s infrastructure is in a state of crisis. How did we get in this mess and what can we do about it? The panel weighs the pros and cons of private financing for public works.

This episode is brought to you by Kiva (www.kiva.org/FAKE) and Talkspace (www.talkspace.com/ftn).

Casey and Danielle are home from their whirlwind world tour (of 4 cities on the east coast) and joined by one of their closest, funniest friends Andrea Savage (I’m Sorry, Hotwives of Orlando) to discuss Luann’s drunken fall…and follow-up drunker fall. They discuss the toilet in the middle of Shannon’s marriage and and new cast member Peggy and her house full of cars and Bump-it’s. This episode is more on fire than Ramona’s burnt face!

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In the early 1980s, Steven Spielberg embarked on a mission to tell the story of his parents’ divorce through the lens of a wrinkly alien puppet with skeletal crab fingers and the voice of an old lady dying of emphysema. After being rejected by one studio for being “too Disney” (the early 80s were a time when Hollywood would give a hard pass to the words “Spielberg” and “Disney”), Spielberg finally got to bring his vision to life in 1982 with E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial. The story of a young boy befriended a stranded alien sack of drooping flesh went on to become the number one movie of all time (a record that was not broken until Jurassic Park hit theaters eleven years later), and E.T. became one of the most beloved children’s characters despite the fact that E.T. scares the absolute shit out of most children.

In this week’s episode, Abe and Tom are joined by Cracked stand-up and podcasting guru Alex Schmidt as they discuss all the whimsy, technical know-how, and armless children that went into making E.T. an instant classic. Along the way, they discuss how E.T. almost ate fistfuls of M&Ms, how Elliott was nearly scolded at school by Principal Indiana Jones, and how E.T. is apparently a plant. Like, a house plant. From outer space.

Comedic actress and writer Annabell Gurwitch (Wherever You Go, There They Are) joins Sarah and Susan to talk about Dear Evan Hansen, Moonlight, Now and Later candy, thinking about the writer David Rakoff, and much more.

This episode is brought to you by Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/CRYBABIES) and Care/of (www.takecareof.com code: CRYBABIES).

Samantha Henig, Editorial Director for Audio at the New York Times, joins Chris Bannon on The Wolf Den. The two discuss the creation and challenges of her hugely successful new daily news podcast, The Daily, as well as new opportunities for short-form daily podcasts. Samantha also explains how the Times itself defines what makes a Times podcast. Plus, managing the paper’s famous editorial wall between advertising and journalism. And finally, the pros and cons of fielding podcast pitches.

This episode is brought to you by Shutterstock (www.shutterstock.com/WOLFDEN) and Podcast Advertising Works: How to Turn Engaged Audiences Into Loyal Customers by Glenn Rubenstein.

Chad Carter, Ian Roberts, and Sean Conroy join Matt Besser to celebrate 300 episodes on this week’s improv4humans! They perform scenes about a variety show performer with terrorist inclinations, President Martin Van Buren’s upbringing as a bubble boy, and dating someone who speaks like a James Joyce book. Plus, we witness the final round of cuts for the Safety Patrol, and a struggling ice cream franchise promotes itself with fancy napkins.

This episode is sponsored by Audible (www.audible.com/IMPROV).

This week, Bryan and Erin discuss the Activist Mommy’s response to Teen Vogue’s anal sex guide and the changes being made to Utah’s family planning services. Then, they welcome actor/comedians Kurt Braunohler and Lauren Cook on to talk about the difficulties of proposing in a hot air balloon, the tackiness of Hearst Castle, and sweet bonobo love. Plus, Kurt and Lauren share some of the adventures they went on in preparation for their new podcast, “Wedlock.”

The Shrimps take on the Sports Bras at Pan Pacific South. Matt and Mark call the action.

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Actor and comedian Tom Arnold joins Matt to give us a behind the scenes look on what it was like working alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger in the James Cameron 1994 action film True Lies. Tom tells us about how he ended up bonding with Arnold and James in his audition for the role of Albert “Gib” Gibson, many of his ad-libs making it into the final cut of the film, and James making a reluctant Arnold do a dangerous stunt by doing it in front of him. Plus, Tom confirms some trivia surrounding the movie as he plays Confirm or Deny: IMDB Trivia.

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Former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ryan Stanger) stops by Hard Nation to clarify that he and Donald Trump are not “hanging out pals,” stump for the right to keep exotic pets and recite his favorite poems. Plus: Mark is learning to boogie board.

Mateen Stewart and Papp Johnson join Andrew to discuss nazi marketing for TV shows and film, Comic-Con costumes, Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor, live action Aladdin, and much more. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Bryan Safi and Erin Gibson (Throwing Shade) join Howard and Kulap for a midsummah night’s Who Charted! Bryan and Erin celebrate their big move to Earwolf and debate the sexiest season for songs while counting down the Top 5 Hot Tracks on iTunes. Then, they talk new gay trends during an historic Movie Chart, and Kevin unwraps a special present on Two Charted.

This episode is sponsored by Audible’s Hold On with Eugene Mirman.

Calling in from a tattoo parlor, this week’s caller is getting inked up to commemorate a grim experience. Some wild tattoo stories are told as the phone gets passed around. Secret family drama gets dissected: an estranged brother, internet stalking, rumors of the mafia.

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Join Kevin as he sits down with actor and comedian Jeff Garlin (Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Goldbergs). Jeff chats about how actors need to be true to who they are, his ghost encounters, and that you shouldn’t be around comedians at funerals.

Meghan Tonjes joins Jensen and Matty to talk about a weight loss clinic stealing her identity, meeting Ellen and Adele, Lou The Human, Kevin Garrett, The Defiant Ones, how we were late on 2048, and many more things you should know about.

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Actor/writer Allyn Morse (Scotch Moses) joins Deanna as well as guest host Bryan Safi for this week’s HTBLO! Bryan shares the scariest thing about having a late night show before they talk to Allyn about the origin of her cool name, having respect for Bella Thorne’s unabashed vanity, and Ed Sheeran’s abundant tats. Plus, they break apart the Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna revenge porn scandal.

Sean and Hayes are joined by SPENCER CRITTENDEN of Harmontown and they play a game.

This episode is sponsored by Chapman University (www.chapman.edu/grad) and Harry’s (www.harrys.com/HOLLYWOODHANDBOOK).

It’s Bitch Sesh live from Washington DC where we have the most powerful man in town as our guest…Casey’s Dad, Paul. They talk Skinny Girl snowboards, Quinoa sadness and a revolutionary new story line. Plus, Casey and Paul perform a piece titled Monster Daughter not to be missed. 

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Check out OFF BOOK: The Improvised Musical with Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino, premiering on Tuesday, July 25th!

All the hip young kids are using a thing called the internet these days. In fact, if you’re reading this summary or listening to this episode, odds are you’re using the internet right now. But what if it all just went away? No podcasts, no turn-by-turn directions, no swiping for romantic partners, hell, most of us wouldn’t even have jobs if there were no internet (see: everyone at Cracked).

It’s an interesting thought experiment to…think about…and experiment on. What would you do for a living; how would you get by day-to-day without the comfort, the convenience, the necessity of the internet?

Alex Schmidt and Kristi Harrison ask the Cracked staff that very question in this episode. They chat with Abe Epperson, Tom Reimann, Ann Smiley, Saundra Sorenson and Brett Rader about the unthinkable–how could we live 21st century life without the internet?

East Coast! The Cracked Podcast is coming to you! The Cracked Podcast will be a part of the Now Hear This podcast festival in New York, taking place September 8th-10th. For $20 off your ticket, head to NowHearThisFest.com and enter code ‘CRACKED’ at checkout.

Guys. Gals. Aliens. Did you miss the premiere of Cracked’s newest podcast, Cracked Movie Club? Don’t worry. There’s plenty of time to catch up. Hosts Tom Reimann and Abe Epperson feature a new director each month as they do a deep into four of the director’s films with jokes, insane behind-the-scene stories and crazy fan theories. And July is devoted to none other than Steven Spielberg.

Listen to their episode about Raiders of the Lost Ark here: https://goo.gl/ygBfW1

Listen to their episode about Jurassic Park here: https://goo.gl/FK9gV4

And to hear the newest episode each and every Thursday, search for Cracked Movie Club in your podcast app of choice or click here to find it on Apple Podcasts: https://goo.gl/fQ2o72

Footnotes:

Data: Pew Research: Internet/Broadband Fact Sheet: https://goo.gl/zc7G2e

Article: Pew Research: How US Tech-Sector Jobs Have Grown, Changed In 15 Years: https://goo.gl/KfE5sx

Data: TechCrunch: Unicorn Leaderboard: https://goo.gl/QhMzds

Article: Mashable: Twitter’s Massive 2008: https://goo.gl/64sLFp

Book: Seneca: On The Shortness Of Life: https://goo.gl/sRJS3c

Article: MIT Technology Review: First Object Teleported From Earth To Orbit: https://goo.gl/dvhKiq

Article: New York Times: ‘Manspreading’ on New York Subways Is Target of New M.T.A. Campaign: https://goo.gl/BkS5r2

Gilbert and Frank welcome comedian, actor, writer and director Bobcat Goldthwait, who discusses his transition from performing to directing, his love of Universal horror films, his delight in making audiences feel “awkward” and his decades-long friendship with the late, great Robin Williams. Also: Bob wrestles with Arsenio, runs afoul of Nickelback, writes a “Billy Jack” movie and raves about Gilbert’s new documentary. PLUS: John Lennon doodles! Robert De Niro watches “Problem Child”! In praise of Barry Crimmins! In defense of Ed Wood! And Bobcat and Gilbert remember “Hot to Trot”!

This episode is brought to you by Phil (www.phil.us/GILBERT) and Bombfell (www.bombfell.com/GILBERT).

Paul F. Tompkins keeps his cool on this week’s Spontaneanation! This week, Paul’s special return guest is Scott Aukerman of Comedy Bang! Bang! They chat about something Scott’s hometown is known for, students mostly being interested in the famous people Scott knows when he goes to talk about his profession at schools, and the public access talk show he hosted when he was in high school. Paul is then joined by Jordan Black, Hal Lublin, and Jean Villepique, to improvise a story set at Karaoke Night at A Small Logging Town Tavern. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!

Want to submit a location for our improv? Follow @Spontaneanation on Twitter! We’ll ask for locations before we record, and once we do you’ll have five minutes to submit your suggestion! One suggestion per recording, thanks!

Arnie and Usidore sneak into the basement while Chunt distracts Blemish.

Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Blemish/52 Sacks of Flour: Martin Wilson
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Chris Rathjen
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

SNL’s Kyle Mooney joins Scott as well as Benny and Barrett Bachelor aka The Bachelor Brothers on this week’s Comedy Bang! Bang!, babe. They talk about Kyle’s new movie Brigsby Bear, The Bachelor Bros.’ new musical acts, and Kyle’s dream SNL cast. Then, young girl Rosie Jipps appears to tell us about her dreams of traveling the world and owning her own franchise with her mom. Plus, local high schooler Chris Fitzpatrick stops by to play a song he wrote for his summer school creative writing class. You don’t want to miss this episode, babe.

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This week, Time film critic Stephanie Zacharek joins Amy for a Sofia Coppola-directed head-to-head between 2003’s “Lost in Translation” and 2006’s “Marie Antoinette.” They discuss what “Lost in Translation” has to offer up in the way of Coppola’s unorthodox techniques with the cast and its themes of taking seriously the problems of the privileged. Then, they get into how “Marie Antoinette” tells story through its costumes, explores perceptions of class, and what it reveals about the nature of fame. Which Sofia Coppola film belongs in The Canon? Cast your vote on the Earwolf forums now!

From a blood stain memorial to the truth about foxes and everything in between is covered on this week’s mini-sode! Paul goes through Corrections and Omissions for Timecop and Blake J. Harris returns to talk to Peter Hyams, director of Timecop (for the full interview go to www.slashfilm.com). Paul also goes through the mail bag and the Movie Bitches review Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Plus, you’ll find out which horror film we’ll be covering next week!

This episode is brought to you by I’m Sorry on truTV.

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Where to Find Jason, June & Paul:

Paul’s new comedy Drive Share is available on Go90. Paul can be seen on Veep. You can see June and Paul on NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU. June stars in Grace and Frankie on Netflix, as well as Lady Dynamite alongside with Jason.

Jason can be seen in The House, The Lego Batman Movie, How to Be Single, Sleeping with Other People, and is still indeed in The Dictator.