Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

November 14, 2019

Danielle is joined in the nook by life saver and fast driver, Deanna Cheng, who last minute fills in for Casey when her child comes down with a case of projectile vomititus. Along with special guest Akilah Green (writer for A Black Lady Sketch show, Perfect Harmony ) they discuss Danielle Staub’s hard angles, what kind of animal does Beastiality imply, and Marlo’s foray into motherhood. Akilah also  breaks down the relationships/fights of OC with an impressive Good Will Hunting-esqe equation that blows everyone’s minds. All of this plus more while Casey cleans puke a mere floor above them. 

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November 7, 2019

Four housewife shows in one week require a very special guest so thankfully we have genius writer Lauren Ashley Smith ( head writer for A Black Lady Sketch Show ) to break it all down with us. From the glory of Atlanta bringing us babies and Barbies to lack of food at Leanne’s nuptials to the jersey ladies giving us all the best lewks from 2007 to David Beador’s wild photos in the wild, we bring you it allllllll. Also, Casey goes down a rabbit hole of housewife Instagram followers to some shocking results .

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October 31, 2019

Casey and Danielle, or shall we say DR. DEB and GINA are Live from Largo for Bitch Sesh’s 4th Annual Halloween Spectacular and Parade! Andy Cohen cos play is alive and well! The hilarious, gorgeous and spot on impressionist Lauren Lapkus guests as Shannon Beador with that damn sound bowl on her head. Jessica St. Clair fan favorite and favorite human – who knows nothing about Housewives – guests as Tinsley and makes everyone learn about the Dyson haircare line. No one cares. For pics of the night go to Casey and Danielle’s instagrams it was INSANE in all the right ways. Also special guest Dame Brian Moylan judges the costume parade! Happy Halloween. Nothing scarier than the Housewives. This is a long summary bye! 

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October 17, 2019

Danielle is joined by the MOST special co-host Leslie Grossman and hilarious writer Gary Janetti to talk housewives friendships, Patti Lupone and Gary’s incredible new book. Plus they discuss the  cheerleading rivalry between Brooklyn and Brandi and try to figure out how many children Braunwyn actually has. The answer, 7 to 10ish .

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October 10, 2019

Casey and Danielle are joined by hilarious comedian and writer Ziwe Fumudoh who has had intimate encounters with more than one Jersey housewife and lived to tell. They talk Dallas Glory Holes, Braunwyn’s photo shoot attire, and how Porsha and Kenya will be the tag team of our dreams. Plus, Casey spoke to a psychic and to the other side and they had lots to say about love, not so much about Bravo.

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October 2, 2019

This week Danielle and Casey fly solo, soaring high into the last two parts of the Potomac Reunion, down into the depths of Miraval with OC and then they swing over to Mexico with Dallas, where D’andra gives Stephanie a lap dance nobody asked for. We salute the end to a perfect season of Potomac and brace ourselves for the coming storms that are New Jersey and Atlanta. 

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September 25, 2019

Casey and Danielle sit down with their dear friend, comedian, writer, actress, director, producer, skin care enthusiast and animal nut, Whitney Cummings. They deep dive into her Housewife interactions, Casey’s future sex tape and Whitney’s new outrageously phenomenal Netflix special Can I Touch It?  PART 2 of their convo can be found as the first of many Bonus Sessions available every Tuesday on Stitcher Premium!

September 20, 2019

Casey and Danielle are joined in the Nook 2.0 by fan favorite – the stunningly beautiful and talented Ana Ortiz. They discuss Potomac Reunion Part 1, OC and Dallas and are left with many questions, like why is Michael Darby’s back so very sweaty? And why exactly did Emily strip for her husbands father? And why did a man get into Danielle’s car thinking she was his UBER driver? They demand answers. 

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September 12, 2019

On this weeks Bitch Sesh , Casey and Danielle plead for an important cause close to their hearts — themselves, specifically #SaveDanielle’sDress. They welcome hilarious comedian, actor and writer Yassir Lester to the new nook, and he has strong opinions on the houses of Potomac, Mama Dee, and a certainhair color. Plus Yassir remembers performing stand-up in front of TWO different househusbands, and they all revel in the audacity of a man giving doughnuts for his wife’s fiftieth birthday. 

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September 5, 2019

Casey and Danielle are back from their summer break with a Peoples Choice nomination ( ahhhhhh!!!) and a very inappropriate Postmates order. With their hilarious and well researched guest Henry Goldblatt ( former editor in chief of Entertainment Weekly) they get into Gina’s tough hair choices , the toilet of a husband that is Shane and the missing case of Katie in the airport . 

Plus Casey has discovered the genius of Captain Sandy and she’s now saying “all aboard” to Below Deck. 

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August 21, 2019

Breaking News. There’s been a loss. 

August 2, 2019

BFFFFFFF of Bitch Sesh, June Diane Raphael, guests on an INTIMATE, legendary episode wherein Danielle Schneider gets a bikini wax on stage while discussing housewives. Enjoy. See you all in September!

 

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July 17, 2019

While Danielle vacations in Florida (sigh) Casey is joined by two delightful and inspired co-hosts.

Fan favorite, living legend Joel Kim Booster shocks Casey out of her chair with his controversial theory about Denise and Erika. And fan favorite, national treasure Vanessa Bayer asks the tough questions. Such as why does Candace think so very much of her own singing voice? They discuss the most recent EXPLOSIVE episodes of Potomac and Reunions Part 1 of NYC and Bev Hills. Go away Camille! 

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July 2, 2019

Casey and Danielle came together to share some breaking news.

June 28, 2019

TO BE ALIVE IN THESE TIMES! Today Casey and Danielle pay tribute to a masterful season of New York. Brava, Bravo! They discuss the finale, upcoming bold reunion lewks and wonder aloud why B. can’t stay away from fishy soups. Then they throw to a live show with beloved Jennifer Aniston stalker Matt McConkey and dig into Beverly Hills and the fact that no one gave one fuck that Camille’s house burned to the ground. (But thanks be to God she got that second hand Burberry coat!) The girls are off next week because, America. Bless you one and all and thank you for your continued service.

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