Danielle is joined by hilarious guest co-host Joel Kim Booster, who is fresh off a gay cruise and ready to take Lisa Vanderpump down (but only for the right reasons). They welcome lady of a thousand housewife voices Amy Phillips, who gives them all the inside scoop on Andy Cohen’s baby shower/rave and comes up with a new housewife impression on the spot. They talk Porsha’s engagement, LaLa’s BJ’s for PJ’s, and most importantly, how you never enter a housewife dinner wearing shorts. NEVER!!!

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Casey is joined by iconic special guest co-host Danny Pellegrino (host of the amazing podcast Everything Iconic). There’s a new housewife in town and her name…is Lucy Lucy Apple Juice. Beverly Hills is back and the first 45 seconds are as riveting as anything Casey and Danny have ever seen ever, ever. Ever. Ever. Joining them in Casey’s basic rental house is the lovely Emily Arlook (Grownish) who has insights into Kristin Doute’s anxiety and high hopes for Denise Richards. They cover Atlanta, Jersey, Vanderpump and the stripper at Casey’s bachelorette party. We open with a snippet of James Kennedy and Ariana Madix’s new (hit?) single PARTY. #WINNING

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Start spreading the LU’S!!!! Hahaha!! Casey and Danielle are finally on Broadway!! Well. Broadway adjacent, but WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?! Joined by the disturbingly magnetic Andrew Rannells and the only normal person to ever be on reality TV, Gregg Bennett- they cover it all. And by all we mean how to suck a monkeys a**hole. It’s a powerful, beautiful night of THEATRE. Secial guest stars abound, namely one up and comer…Paul Wilson.

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The don’t want to grow up, they got plans to blow up! Danielle and Casey are back together and they don’t care, so what….Actually they do care, but mostly about Lala and Sheana Shay’s orgasm acting class. They talk Stassi’s mom, Marlo’s luggage, Porsha’s pickles and all the fabulous housewives trips past, present and future. Happy OOTD day everyone!!!!

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Danielle is joined by hilarious writer and undercover housewives reporter Nicole Shabtai who brings us an (old) boot on the hallowed ground of New Jersey. Plus she asks the biggest most important question of our time “why weren’t cameras at Todd Tucker’s Micheal Jordan bday party?!!!” They are also joined by empath to the stars Jamie Stein who goes deep on the dark soul of Vanderpump Rules and Casey’s birthday Cameos to Danielle finally arrive, each one more glorious and “cutting” than the next. 

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Casey and Danielle celebrate a new year and a new marriage…that will soon end in divorce, RIP Marty Caffrey and Danielle Staub, we hardly knew you. They are joined by hilarious comedian and writer Chelsea Devantez to talk Beer Cheese , morning fart time and the paper of Record: The Bergen NJ Record”. Plus Casey, always an onion, reveals a regretful roommate assault.

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Casey and Danielle have added a bonus holiday show. It’s the last night in the nook. Literally. And who better to stop by than Casey’s beloved husband David and his hilarious and delightful friend Daniel Libman who share thoughts on Jax and Friends. And a very special surprise guest pipes in. Casey and Danielle pay tribute to Penny Marshall and to the even more beloved nook, where we have all spent so much time together. Merry Christmas and Happy LU Year! Also HUGE Congrats to Andy Cohen on his big news! 

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Casey and co-host Deanna Cheng get INTO IT with dream guest Rae Sanni who hits us with powerful insights and a phenomenal sermon On Shannon which is met with a standing ovation. Despite the holiday rush, Bravo has given us four housewives to catch up on as well as the gift of the Vanderpump premiere under the tree. We open them all!

Happy Holidayzzzzz!

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BREAKING HOLIDAY NEWS, TOO

Casey is holding down the fort in the nook with special co-host, the wondrous Blair Beeken. They are divided on important issues such as: Are we more focused on the Housewives boobs or butts??? No objectifying here! They are joined by stand up comedian and all around lovely human, Camirin Farmer who has hilarious insights but also simple burning questions we all want answers to, such as, re: Dallas, “Who and why is Carrie?” The ladies rip through and rip apart four cities and no one is safe. Least of all Shane. 

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Bitch Sesh is Live from Vulture Fest with the most special guest Leslie Grossman who graces our heads and hearts with so many important thoughts and one AMAZING phone call. 

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What a week!!! Two premieres (Atlanta and Jersey), two face lifts and two gorgeous hilarious men in the satellite nook, Matt McConkey and Rob Sudduth. Also Casey phones in with a special dedication to celebrate the birth of our new lord and savior , Brooklyn Daly (Kenya’s baby) 

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IT’S THE 3rd ANNUAL BITCH SESH HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA! Where grown humans do Andy Cohen cos play! Casey and Danielle are joined live at Largo by costumed national treasures Vanessa Bayer (Darcey) and Bryan Safi (Paul) for scenes and song and judging of the Halloween Parade. For images and costumes go to Casey and Danielle’s instagrams. @caseyrosewilson and @daniellecarolinescheider 

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Danielle and Casey are joined by Housewives Historian Brian J. Moylan and he has a big announcement. (HINT: He will be making more money off the housewives backs!) They discuss OC, DALLAS and where the franchise is headed. Dream of dreamzzzz they are all then joined by 90 Day Fiancé Historian Shira Caspe Weiss who explains why the tide is turning and why we must all hop aboard. 

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Casey and Danielle tricked the guest of their dreams into the nook, hold him hostage to talk housewives and he rises to the occasion. Andrew Rannells ( Book of Mormon, Girls) has strong thoughts on vaginal rejuvenation, which Dallas cast member looks like a Gremlin, and of course his days in the sun Nene Leeks. Special thanks to Kathleen Gibson for all her musical help (duh , of course there will be song).

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