Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

May 5, 2016

Bravo aficionado Daniella Pally joins Danielle and Casey in the nook to discuss the last dying gasp of both the Beverly Hills season and the friendship of NYC’s “Sony & Mona”. The ladies then go deep and dirty on the sexy gem that is Southern Charm, and try to figure out which cast member they’re most attracted to (spoiler alert- its ALL of them). Casey also gives on update on her marital bed and Danielle tries to bond with millennials.

April 28, 2016

Drew Droege, our amazingly special guest joins Casey and Danielle as they discuss the demise of Cut Fitness, Kelly Bensimon’s 2010 Playboy spread and Bethanny’s tailgate chic shit show. They also all drink black water. For you. They do it all for YOU!!!!

April 21, 2016

Join Casey and Danielle as they go guest-less this week and explore every thing from micro-penises to sad carnies to who their housewife spirit animals may be. They talk Potomac, Dallas, Beverly Hills, NYC and throw in a little Manzo to spice things up. Also, they give you a taste of Erica Jayne’s newest single and it may not go down that smoothly.

April 14, 2016

Bitch Sesh favorite guest June Diane Raphael by Alene Too joins Casey and Danielle! They delve into the nitty gritty of Dorinda’s psyche, June goes out on a limb for Luanne’s niece and they all bemoan low lights gone awry. Also the theme song from Southern Charm is sung. Twice.

April 7, 2016

Join Danielle and pinch hitting co-host Leslie Grossman w/ special guest (and Danielle’s husband & Housewives hater) Matt Besser (Improv4Humans) as they say good-bye to Dub-ai and hello to the big apple. They talk Kyle’s long hair vs Jules’ long hair, Eileen’s sweaty feet and Eskimo teeth blow jobs. Plus Matt wonders at the largess of Ramona’s eyes and why the ladies argue over apologies. 

March 30, 2016

Join Danielle, guest co-host Morgan Walsh (Burning Love) and special guest and hilarious Texan Rob Sudduth (Telenovela) as they talk about the snoozy Real Housewives of Dallas, camel meat & toe, and caftan chaos. Also a special Kasey’s Korner from the ATL where she tells of the pleasures of Jackee’ and the nightmare of vagina sweat.

March 23, 2016

Casey and Danielle are joined by delightful Housewives Impressionist to the Stars Amy Phillips who graces them with some impressions and the worlds finest,  Kulap Vilaysack who has NEVER SEEN AN EPISODE OF THE HOUSEWIVES and has… questions. Questions like, “Um, are they friends???” It’s a VERY special episode. Also, Danielle rails against Vincent (as per usual) and Casey isn’t drunk (for once).

March 16, 2016

Join Casey, Danielle and Real Housewives anthropologist Jessica Chaffin (Ronna & Beverly) as they deep dive into sad luggage store outings, Ken’s man cleavage and a Yolanda cashmere sweatsuit conspiracy theory. Also we read an excerpt from Eileen’s soap opera mystery novel (yes, that’s a thing) and Casey and Danielle make a BIG announcement about the future of Bitch Sesh.

March 9, 2016

Join Casey and Danielle and the English rose Amy Barham and Calabasas’s own Jerry O’Connell as they do a rose taste test, try to guess what exactly Kathryn is on and delve into a new Jolander theory.

March 2, 2016

Joining Casey and Danielle in the nook today is Retta (Parks and Rec, Girlfriends Guide to Divorce) to talk Yolanda emails, choosing to be the bad guy, and why the new RHONY teaser brought Danielle to tears. The ladies also uncover a secret in Mohammad’s pants and it’s a doozy.

February 24, 2016

Join Casey, Danielle and Housewives SUPERFAN Jen Zabrowski as they do some HWB (“Hard Work Bitch”) breaking down the kids of the Housewives because they are terrible people. Danielle finds it VERY hard to say anything nice about one particular wife and Casey and Danielle reenact a scene that will probably be nominated for an Oscar this year (Lisa and Kim’s famous limo ride to Vince’s poker night). 

February 17, 2016

Join Casey, Danielle and fellow Real Housewife historian Leslie Grossman (Scandal) as they dive into awkward house-husband side-bars, another sad Eileen ensemble, and the quiet anger of Mr. Girardi. Also, Leslie reminisces fondly about classic Kim and Kyle fights and Casey and Danielle call for Vicki (RHOC) to “ándale” out of her new relationship.

February 10, 2016

Join Danielle and Casey and BFF Adam Pally (Happy Endings) as they demand an all new Beverly Hills Housewives roster, the O.J. Mini series and THAT… yes THAT jumpsuit. We’re looking at you Eileen by Alene Too. Plus Adam rates the Housewives F***ability. Spoiler alert: Adam thinks Kyle’s body be bangin. 

February 3, 2016

Join Danielle and special co-host Dannah Phirman (Hotwives of Las Vegas & Orlando) with return guest Matt McConkey (Marry Me) as they discuss Kim Richards’ new mother/daughter reality show, Casey’s possible Munchausen syndrome, and Kyle’s sad and desperate party splits. Also, Danielle reads a brutal email from Yolanda to Bella involving a tampon strewn car and Casey tells us her thoughts on THOTS.

Check out the archived Bitch Sesh Rabble over @ https://www.rabble.tv/broadcast/56829ffa381e23e660ad87f5/view

January 27, 2016

Join Casey, Danielle and special guest Shira Weiss as they discuss the morally corrupt Faye Resnick, “The Brooks effect” and reveal the special Vanderpump Rules Star they spotted at SUR where they feasted upon dry chicken and microscopic goat cheese balls. Also, Shira tells us the TV shows you should be watching. Hint: none of them have been nominated for anything and some can only be found on YouTube.

Don’t forget, we’ll be Rabbling live during the February 2nd episode of RHOBH (during the 9p PT west coast feed.)  Check it out @ https://www.rabble.tv/broadcast/56829ffa381e23e660ad87f5/view