Celebrate your Thanksgiving weekend with today’s episode of Two Charted! Join us as Howard counts down his Random Tandem Chart and explains why a Slideshow with Music is a dope genre. We then hear what Kulap cooked up as we countdown her What She Made For Thanksgiving Chart. Plus, an update on the new Dragon Boy Suede album and a Have a Summah 2013 tour! Happy Chartsgiving!

Jon Daly is back with a vengeance! Rafflecast is back and is bringing you more sketches, impressions, songs, and celebrity guests like Rob Huebel! Wake up from your NPR induced nap, tell those shock jocks to shut the fuck up, and spend an hour with the greatest innovator in the history of spoken word entertainment, Jon Daly!

Welcome to the first ever episode of Jon Daly’s Rafflecast! You’ve loved Jon during his appearances on Comedy Bang Bang and now he has his very own podcast where he can do absolutely anything he wants! If you have an idea for Rafflecast, be sure to follow @JonDaly on Twitter and let him know.

Enjoy your Thanksgiving with a helping of improv from Matt Walsh, Lauren Lapkus, and Sean Conroy! They join Matt Besser to light shit on fire, get fined in smiles, and enjoy some pussy snacks. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Today Jeff is joined by fellow Earwolf podcaster and special guest Jason Sklar as they discuss fatherhood. Jason tells us about chatting with his son before bed with a series of talkabouts, getting him into music on drives to school, and putting his son’s needs before his. Also, Jason talks about how his wife is better at getting their son unstuck when he’s battling, the importance of innocent lying, and looking forward to finding out what kind of person he will grow up to be. Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, race cars!  Avoid your racist family for a few minites to listen to Kulap and Andrew discuss how come there are almost no Native Americans in the entertainment industry.  We also hear about the racism of pilot season and the dangers of Tofurkey!  Call in with your questions at (323) 389-RACE.

Drunk History’s Derek Waters explores the idea of body texting on this week’s Who Charted! Derek talks about being mistaken for being drunk his whole life, his love of Christina Aguilera, and why he once spilled Coke on his head with the Billboard Dance Club Play Songs Chart. Also, Derek tells us why he thinks Twilight is so appealing, meeting John Waters, and how he enjoys watching a movie during the Movie Chart. Plus, Derek shares a story of regret with a stripper when he plays a game of Chart Darts! Don’t get us Charted!

Patrick Carney of The Black Keys gets down to the basics on today’s Nocturnal Emotions! Patrick & Har Mar talk about haunted hotels, the worst experiences from van touring, and the most terrifying towns they’ve ever visited. Also, Patrick tells us how dark Full House was, describes what goes into an illegal sandwich, and pitches a Beanie Baby reality show & an infomercial sitcom during Let’s Create A Show!

Everyone you respect throughout history was basically racist! Host Andrew Ti and Who Charted”s own Kulap Vilaysack field a question about the past.  Also, we find out about Kulap’s infamous past and how Andrew would hold up in an interrogation.  If you have a question about racism, call Andrew at (323) 389-RACE!

The iconic Julie Brown comes by the studio and drops knowledge about MTV, comedy songs, and how to handle crotchety game show hosts on this edition of THE FOGELNEST FILES! Jake talks to her about what it was like to be on a game-changing episode of Laverne and Shirley, how she got MTV to come west, and her wonderful work in Earth Girls Are Easy. Things get crazy as they also discuss the menace of Chuck Woolery and the increasing battiness of Victoria Jackson. Plus, some great clips of Julie’s music like “The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun,” Weird Al Yankovic on Just Say Julie, and the unreleased pilot for “Julie Brown – The Show.”

Today in Sklarbro prairie comes the awesome Cash Levy (from the podcast Cashing In With TJ Miller). He talks about his propensity for catching foul balls, sneaking into the Super Bowl, and how to get into any gym in the world. Dan Van Kirk tells us crazy stories about a guy outsourcing the police to clear out his party, the worst toy ever invented, and arguing in public using a jeep truck. Then Alan Arkin calls in and clears up how he gets his mushrooms. Christmas comes early this year on the calming shores of Sklarbro County. It’s fresher than Kentucky Rain.

Sean and Hayes put on their podcast hats as they reveal some upcoming challenges on the upcoming episodes of “Top Chef.” The two of them recap “The Challenge” with a game of That’s Not What’s Happening, talk about the Top (Secret) Chef e-mail they received, and keep a keen eye on the products used on “The Voice” and “Shark Tank.” Fighting expert Dominic Dierkes drops by to turn the tide on the ratings for “The Ultimate Fighter” and weighs in on which judges from “The Voice” and “The X Factor” would win in an all out brawl.

David and Aaron reunite with Tig and Kyle in the East Coast hatch and welcome expert voter Wyatt Cenac for a discussion about elections! After a whisper meeting they talk about what the steps are to getting elected, the importance of debates today, and how personality is a major part of the presidency. Also, Abraham Lincoln, Elmo, and Bill Cosby stop by to weigh in on some debate topics!

Andrew Ti and guest Kulap Vilaysack field a question from possibly the most genial caller.  We discuss the merits of baseball, and more importantly, cheesesteak.

It’s time to once again revisit the world of Twilight with Breaking Dawn Pt. 2, but first Paul takes a second look at Dolph Lundgren, killer clowns, and the show’s theme song with a new segment called Corrections and Omissions. Also, Paul answers some viewer mail regarding Christmas movies, a new name for Black Friday, and Thanksgiving desserts. Tickets are still available for the 10pm How Did This Get Made? LIVE show from The Bell House in New York, keep submitting new logos for the show, and come out to Paul’s 4th Annual Sexy Christmas Spectacular Dec. 10th at Largo!

Academy Award-winner Nat Faxon reveals his most secret pain on today’s Comedy Bang Bang! Special co-host/DJ Forsythia drops by to bring up listenership to her late night radio show, lifts spirits by playing some of her favorite songs, and tells us about the struggles of becoming a woman at the age of 14. Also, Nat describes the premise of the show Ben and Kate, shares the truth behind Hall & Oates’ “I Can’t Go For That,” and talks about his pet collection. Plus, Forsythia has something to tell her mother during a game of Would You Rather?

Nashville based artist and producer Charlie Peacock sits down to chat about his musical influences on this week’s Shortwave. Charlie talks about living in a former church, how he started working with The Civil Wars, and drops some knowledge about peaches. Also, Charlie tells us about working with Marc Ribot & Ravi Coltrane, describes the pain that comes with producing a record for himself, and explains how technology has drastically changed the process of recording music. Plus, Sam Ashworth and Ruby Amanfu join Charlie to play some live songs from his latest album, “No Man’s Land.”

Join host Andrew Ti and very special guest Kulap Vilaysack, of Who Charted fame, as they decide whether or not the term ‘Jap’ is racist.  If you want to know if something is racist, call in at (323) 389-RACE today!

Figure out how to help your ideas travel on today’s episode of Seth Godin’s Startup School. Seth talks about how getting rejected early is helpful, the sale cycle, and Bob Lefsetz’s email newsletter.

Creator of The Shield, showrunner for The Unit, created The Chicago Code

Need a boost for this weekend? We get a ‘lil Sklarbitration as a football fan tries to stop the Buffalo Bills from texting him. Then Dave Attell comes by the calming shores and the guys talk one-legged streakers, Lance Armstrong, and how much involvement Dave has in his show Dave’s Old Porn. Randy & Jason talk New York and tell Dave their favorite Dave Attell joke. It’s a rip-roaring bacchanal. And back by popular demand is Sam Elliot. He joins the guys and gives us his Thanksgiving slogans. Enjoy! And make sure to check out Partners on Monday on CBS!

Who is newly betrothed and the host of The Moth? This week’s guest, the wonderful Brian Finkelstein! He shares with us his wedding deets, what it’s like being the second favorite son, and we all discuss the one thing we have in common even though he’s never been there: Montana. Enjoy!

Yo, what up race cars! Today’s special guest Jay Caspian Kang sits down with Andrew to talk about Johnny Depp’s portrayal of Tonto in the upcoming film The Lone Ranger.  Call 323 389 RACE to let us know about other racist depictions in Hollywood history and  ask us a question about whether or not something is racist.

We’re making smoothies Dragon style on this week’s SMOOTH CHARTED! Howard gives us a look behind his smoothie making ritual, countdown his Top 5 Songs That Have Nothing To Do With Smoothies, and says the most controversial thing about the Insane Clown Posse. Liquefy, pulse, and enjoy!

Charlie Sanders, Eugene Cordero, and Jon Gabrus join Matt Besser to improvise scenes inspired by Eric the formerly paid Intern’s Man on the Street Interviews with some very intimidating voters. They will explore topics such as fast paced game shows, the Russian government, and political commercials. Will you enjoy this episode? Why or why not? Let us know! Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Yo, what up race cars! Jay Caspian Kang joins Andrew today to discuss becoming police officers and the racism in the police department. Call 323 389 RACE to give us your opinion on cops and leave us a question.

Join Jeff and special musical guest/co-host Eban Schletter as they delve into the world of fatherhood. Many topics are discussed including gender norms, the “other n-word,” and environmental activism.  Also, Schletter gives Jeff advice about what to expect from older children and we get to hear some hilarious songs written and performed by Schletter! This episode is fairy-princess worthy!

American treasure Todd Glass shows off his new tattoo on today’s Who Charted! We learn which songs make Todd cry, the story behind his silly dance parties, and why he defends Justin Bieber to his mom during Dusted’s Top 5 Alternative Albums Chart. Todd tells us why he doesn’t see a lot of movies, explains why not smiling when making eye contact with a performer makes you a bully, and the importance of checking in early at an airport with the Movie Chart. Plus, we hear about the early days of Todd’s stand up career with the help of Hermes the Chart Goose!

Yo, what up race cars! This week’s guest Jay Caspian Kang figures out if labeling a grocery store aisle as Asian Food is racist or not. Call 323 389 RACE to give us a better solution to organizing grocery stores and to ask us a question.

Imagine Dirty Harry but more violent and with robots. Our two special guests Brian Posehn and Rhett Miller joined us to talk about Cobra on this week’s How Did This Get Made? LIVE at Bumbershoot! We discuss everything from Stallone’s obsession with food, the modeling shoot music video, and the New Order’s decision to attack in bright daylight. That’s not all, we also open it up to questions and hear about Jason’s childhood fear of killer clowns. Feel the heat!