If you’re not a fan of Dave Koechner yet, you will be after this episode of Sklarbro Country. Dave talks very sincerely (yet still hilariously) about fatherhood, building a rapport with Will Ferrell, and the importance of loving one’s self. Resident Fantasy Expert Jesse Thorn makes his second appearance to talk Rococo, Baroque, and of course, Victorian furniture. Be sure to see Sklarbro Country LIVE at SF Sketchfest where our mascot may or may not be giving lap dances. Take time to visit our new sponsor Legal Zoom. Lastly, visit Earwolf to hear some bonus material from before we started recording. Zoom!

Is everyone ready for our third movie? For all you Netflix users, we’ve picked Old Dogs, quite possibly the WORST Robin Williams vehicle to grace Netflix Instant Watch. Enjoy it and send us YOUR original slogan ideas at HowDidThisGetMade@Earwolf.com.

A newborn turns blue, is rushed to the NICU, and his parents deal with going home while the baby remains in the hospital, hooked up to machines.

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What do video stores and the Manson Family have in common? If you’re Drew Droege, more than you can imagine! He recounts his VHS nostalgia this week with the help of guests Melanie and Jackie. They discuss the Mark Twain controversy, give us some great snack ideas courtesy of Food Network, and usher in the return of “The Actor’s Little Corner.” Our audio engineer is out for the week, but hopefully all the false starts and yelling fits were edited out! Be sure to let us know in the comment section at Earwolf!

Brody Stevens is here for Who Charted? and you will undoubtedly ENJOY IT! He talks with Howard and Kulap about getting laid, cleaning up after his dog, being in the Hangover, why his house stinks, and of course, the charts. They discuss R&B, movies, and play a super fun round of Chart Roulette. If you want to hear Kulap show off her flirtation skills, Howard pronounce “banana”, and Brody play a rockin’ drum solo, this is the Who Charted? for you!

Get your Hollywood insider information this week on Comedy Bang Bang! Matt Braunger and Chris Hardwick take time away from creating their new T.V. pilots to stop by the Earwolf studios. They talk about performing stand-up on television, what goes into making a show, and their first forays into the industry. Scott debuts yet another game with Guess the Misheard Lyrics, and another feature with the WTF? Question of the Week. Matt and Chris play one of the most competitive games of Would You Rather? in show history, leading to a plugs extravaganza that has to be heard to be believed! Subscribe to Mike Detective to follow the rest of his story, and pick up Droppin’ Wallets in the Earwolf Store.

Writing/Acting/Directing power couple Paul Dooley and Winnie Holzman join Kevin!

What a treat! The Apple Sister’s KIMMY GATEWOOD is hilarious and adorable but mostly she’s just a ginormous ray of sunshine! Even mention of Elizabeth’s butt mouth cannot tarnish her golden shine! Enjoy.

Who wants to watch Mike Tyson race pigeons when you can listen to Sklarbro Country? Randy and Jason welcome Kyle Brandt (from The Real World) and Jason Stewart (from Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss) to talk about working on The Jim Rome Show. They air out their listener grievances, attest to the accuracy of Big Fan, and help us make the connection between LeBron James and Bob Dylan. The golden voice himself Ted Williams joins The Sklars to discuss the ways he (and his beautiful girlfriend Leighton Meester) have been blessed. And while we don’t have naked pictures of Steffi Graf for you, we DO have tickets to Sklarbro Country LIVE at SF Sketchfest, and the chance to win an iPad over at Prediculous!

Ding Ding Ding! It’s a new week on Glitter in the Garbage and time to talk about glory holes and My Strange Addiction! Drew shares memories of his late friend James, and brings in his friends Beth and J.C. to talk about the empowering programming of TLC. In the meantime: Learn about tablescaping, pageant parents, what it takes to be a young comedian, and how YOU can learn all of Criss Angel’s most famous tricks! Now eat some toilet paper, watch some Baxter Birney, and join us next week on Glitter in the Garbage!

It’s time to look back at the best music and movies of 2010, with special guest Sarah “Big S” Silverman. Sarah tells us what it’s like to wake up feelin’ like P. Diddy and treats us to a very special performance of Fever. Learn what makes Sarah cry, and how to communicate with George Hamilton in the middle of the night. We have our very first restaurant chart, plus a response song to California Gurls from Dragon Boy Suede and Engineer Doug. Keep leaving your remixes and reviews!

Nic Cage makes his first (but almost definitely not last) appearance on How Did This Get Made with Season of the Witch, a psuedo-religious buddy movie set during the black plague. Chris Hardwick joins the HDTGM crew to experience the inconsistent accents and sub-par CGI that famed director Dominic Sena cultivated in this cinematic gem. They pitch some alternate endings, delve into the subtle differences between witches and demons, and ask the all important question: How many women were killed during the crusades? Keep leaving us your suggestions and tell us what you thought of this chain-mesh disaster!

We’re droppin’ wallets in the Earwolf studio this week! Attractive comedians (and teddy bear enthusiasts) Chelsea Peretti and Nick Thune join Scott for a feature-filled episode of Comedy Bang Bang. With the premiere of Sports Results, the return of Mike Detective, and classic favorites Jukebox Jury and What Am I Thinking?, we get to learn about Nick’s brand loyalty, Chelsea’s middle school lunch lady, and, of course, fucking. Plus, the story that LITERALLY brought Scott to giggles once when he was drunk! Keep leaving your catchphrase suggestions and while you’re online, might as well submit an iTunes review.

Stephen Root on KPCS!

He’s cute. He’s funny. He’s smart. and guys? He’s CANADIAN!!! oh yeah, and THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH is also insanely talented – in UCB’S Baby Wants Candy, and as the star of Splinterheads! Happy 2011. Enjoy.

You’ve waited patiently and after much deliberation, a second movie has been chosen! It’s the new medieval thriller Season of the Witch! Go get your ticket now so you’ll be ready next week to discuss this disaster from Nic Cage. See you then!

It’s time for the Sklarbro Country Year in Review episode! Randy and Jason talk through the biggest events…of 2011. Then they go back and look at 2010 with the help of Jerry Jones, Tiger Woods, Racist Vin Scully, Snoop Dogg, Sam Elliot, and Owen Wilson! Plus an update on the Bruce Jenner saga, and some very important news from the world of darts. Be sure to see Sklarbro Country LIVE at SF Sketchfest, and join Prediculous while you’ve still got a chance! If you have a second, check out the video of a Sklardinal attracted to the dulcet tones of Randy and Jason.

If your New Year’s resolution is to enjoy more fabulous sketch comedy, you’ve come to the right place! Drew and friends Mikey and Amy grant us insight into directory assistance operators, focus groups drama queens, new age friendships and more! Learn Drew’s resolutions, and get to know Mikey and Amy through their past drug experiences and television habits. Be sure to comment and let us know what YOUR resolutions are, and join us next week on Glitter in the Garbage!

It’s a new year on Who Charted? and we finally have a guest who knows what we’re talking about! Comedian Jason Nash gives actual legitimate feedback regarding the top country music singles and family-friendly Redbox rentals of the week. The Wild Card Chart is made up of listeners most uncomfortable Holiday moments, which gives Kulap a forum to air her Fleshlight questions. Thanks for listening and, as always, leave your comments and dubstep remixes on Earwolf!

It’s 2011, and you’re listening to “Mike Detective” with Rob Huebel! Also, before and after that you are listening to Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast with Scott Aukerman, Patton Oswalt and the aforementioned Mr. Huebel. The gang somberly and respectfully discusses the great phosphorous attack of 2010 before launching into hilarious comedy bits like our newest feature: Alive or Dead. It wouldn’t be a Patton Oswalt episode without Star Wars talk, and it would be a shame to have Huebel on without discussing prostate cancer prevention or letting him show off his brilliant foley work. Thanks for listening, and be sure to leave us comments with your catchphrase suggestions and applause videos.

Randy and Jason throw down some mad sledge this week on Sklarbro Country! T.J. Miller graces the calming shores primarily as a note-taker, but fortunately he finds time to tell us about his journey to Hollywood and to share one of his favorite jokes. The Sklars are back to sklarbitration, this week helping Diego Maradona with his drug accusations. And for those who have been worried, Bruce Jenner calls in to give us an update on his living situation. There’s still time to join Prediculous, and to pick up a Sklarbro Country shirt to start your new year right!

Happy New Year! We saved an awesome one for last of 2010 – even though it’s a few weeks late, we know you’ll enjoy it because it’s with our special guest, stand up comedian SHANNON HATCH! She’s funny, she’s into cheez-its and guys? she’s a total slut (evidence: her twitter name is cheezitslut. So there.) As if that weren’t enough, she also tells one of the best rancid meat stories we’ve heard. EVER! Enjoy.

If you look past the candy wrappers, gift wrap, and greeting cards, you can still see the glitter in the garbage! We bring you some post-Christmas catharsis from Drew and his friends Stephanie, Ron, and Sam. Hear how Spice World and a place called “The Butterfly House” changed Drew’s life before we head into the conversations of traveling strangers and teachers at a lunch room. Listeners will get some free therapy by proxy, and hear an exclusive one-of-a-kind reunion of The Facts of Life cast! We hope your New Year’s plans involve drinks, drugs, and of course, glitter.

Why count down the stupid seconds until the lame new year with your idiot friends when you can listen to Kulap and Howard count down the charts! We get a break from Katy Perry and Rhianna with a look at the hottest rock charts, plus movies and the brand-new segment Chart Roulette! Guest Brendon Walsh talks to us about hot dog innovations, doing comedy in Austin, and crappy corporate rebellion. Let us know in the comments what you think of the new chart intro music, and have a Happy New Year!

Billy Bob Thornton on KPCS!

‘Tis the season to relive your favorite comedy bits from the year! You voted and the answers are in for the best characters, guests, songs, and episodes of Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast 2010. Scott and some of Earwolf’s closest friends count down the awards while lifting the curtain on what goes into making Comedy Bang Bang so special and hilarious. Thanks for listening this year and happy holidays!

A music teacher tries to stop her newborn’s crying with lullabies. Turns out it’s the worst thing she can do.

Sklarbro Country returns to it’s athletic roots with Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner and black belt (slash Roastmaster General) Jeffrey Ross. Jeff takes us through his career from his stand-up origins to his favorite roast jokes such as this rare gem from the roast of Emmitt Smith. He holds court with Randy and Jason as they Sklarbitrate the case for Fed-Ex heir Cannon Smith and figure out what in the world Paris Hilton needs with a motorcycle racing team. We catch up with Bruce Kardashian, I mean Jenner, and his version of reality-show stardom. Fill your boring holidays with fun through Prediculous and email us with your names for the Rocky theorem. Folks!

“…The glitter was hung by the garbage with care in hopes that St Drew Droege soon would be there!”

This week, Drew gets festive with his friends Michaela, Colleen, and Edi as they celebrate everything abhorrent about spending time with family. We learn about Drew’s traumatic educational experiences, as well as the traumatic experiences of a poor robbed restaurateur dealing with the gayest detectives on the force. It gets a wee bit voyeuristic as we journey into the lives of some of Utah’s finest sister wives, as well as prescient as we look into the future with Mystic Visions. Merry Christmas!

Merry Xmas Laimewads! As our gift to you, please enjoy this podcast with the hilarious GIL OZERI, comedy writer for ABC’s upcoming “Happy Endings” and also star of the amazing upcoming Comedy Central album featuring his legendary phone sex prank calls – one of which is featured here. And of course it’s the Jewish one because we can’t leave psychic Andy out. Happy Holidays and Enjoy!