Comedian extraordinaire Aparna Nancherla joins Scott on this week’s Comedy Bang! Bang! to talk about the last letter she wrote, how would she revise the government if she could change any law, and  some of the topics she covers on her new stand-up album “Just Putting Out There.” Then, amateur sports critic Ming arrives to tell us about his favorite sports and songs from The Cranberries. Finally, financial advisor Doug Gropes hastily advises Scott on how to prepare for his retirement.

This episode is sponsored by HBO’s Vice Principals, Stamps.com, Leesa.com, Sweet As Honey by Jennifer Beckstrand, and Now Hear This Podcast Festival.

Comedy legend Dana Carvey (Secret Life of Pets, Saturday Night Live) joins the Comedy Bang! Bang! First Timers Club! Dana takes us through a myriad of micro-impressions before meeting HP-DP-69B (the Hewlett-Packard Sex Robot) aka Little Button Puss. Plus, a 7-year-old who calls himself Little Dammit Man wanders into the studio to join in on the fun.

This episode is sponsored by Avion Tequila, Spotify, Wiener-Dog from IFC Films, and Now Hear This Podcast Festival.

Brett Gelman was previously banned on the show but Scott has since lifted the ban on his old friend in order for him to tell us about his new Adult Swim special “Brett Gelman’s Dinner in America.” However, Brett seems as though he has something else on his mind that he needs to share about his dear friend. Later, pet medium Chris Dante arrives to communicate with Brett and Scott’s ghost pets. Finally, travel consultant Ydeda Elaine Brown stops by to give everyone some much needed travel tips.

This episode is sponsored by Wiener-Dog from IFC Films, Leesa.com, SeatGeek, Bonobos, and Stela.

Orphan Black’s Kristian Bruun returns to tell us about what happened on the previous season of the show (without any spoilers), why Canadian money looks so fake, and to play a game of “How Dumb Are You As A Canadian?”. While Kristian and Scott continue their conversation, a little 8-year-old girl by the name of Beth charms her way onto the show on her power wheels. Later, community activist B.Q. stops by to speak on the very serious issue of getting rid of sunscreen.

This episode is sponsored by Squarespace, Wiener-Dog from IFC Films, and Stela.

Jason “Hey Nong” Mantzoukas and Thomas “Middle-earth” Middleditch are back on Comedy Bang! Bang! Jason, Thomas, and Scott talk Smash Mouth, a risqué story overheard at the gym, virtual reality gaming, and Montell Jordan. Plus, an amateur barrister by the name of Edmond Carlyle stops by in the middle of his hot case to reveal some of his other hobbies and a possible connection to Scott.

This episode is sponsored by Mack Weldon, Leesa Mattresses, Bonobos, Stamps.com, and Black Tux.

Rhys Darby of The Flight of The Conchords enters the CBB 1st Timers Club! Rhys tests his movie trivia, plays a game of “Agree or Disagree?”, and acknowledges his immortality. Then, Margie Donk returns to tell us about her new venture to pursue her dream as a writer in Los Angeles. Later, personal trainer Reggie Tote arrives to talk about his specific Hollywood trainer expertise which began with the original Roots series.

This episode is sponsored by Ritani, Audible, Legal Zoom, and MVMT Watches.

Another Period creators Natasha Leggero and Riki Lindhome are back along with singer-songwriter Dan Mangan on this week’s Comedy Bang! Bang! They join Scott to chat about Dads and Grads season, peeing your pants, and how Natasha & Riki spend their leisure time. Later, Russian oligarch Mikhail Titscoffski arrives with news that he has bought Earwolf and has some suggestions on how to improve the show. Plus, Dan will perform songs throughout the episode in honor of his new EP “Unmake.”

This episode is sponsored by Travelocity, Leesa, Black Tux, and Seeso.

Ben Schwartz aka The Elegant Mr. S & Horatio Sanz are back baby! Ben, Horatio, and Scott talk about the finale of House of Lies aka House of Pies, chat with Ben’s family and sing a montage of Billy Joel songs. Plus, Barney Schwarts of the Cleveland Zoo stops by to share some interesting news as well tell us about his new business plan.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping star Andy Samberg is back with Scott and the co-hostess with the mostess Claudia O’Doherty for a rare Comedy Bang! Bang! After Dark episode. Claudia pitches an incident heavy film for Andy right before famous Australian actor R. Schrift pops in to give us a preview of his new drama sketch show Sunday Afternoon Taped. It’s pretty electric.

This episode is sponsored by Black Tux.

Superstar musician “Weird Al” Yankovic and co-host/one man band leader of the new season of Comedy Bang! Bang! the TV show joins Scott to talk about what it’s like to being back on a set in almost 20 years, his latest World Tour, and the brand new CBB theme remix. Then, businessman Greg Kerns arrives to really paint us a picture of the ins and outs of his business. Later, lifestyle coach Crap Pollo teaches us his expert steps on how to achieve all of our dreams.

This episode is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club, Seeso, and Stamps.com

Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber and Scott reunite to chat about all the songs Lloyd Webber wishes he had written, what it’s like to live with him, and his favorite playwright of all time. As they continue their conversation, a faint voice is heard in the room. It is none other than the stabby lil’ orphan boy Fourvel who insists he has changed from his stabby ways. What could have happened to create this “new” Fourvel? Tune in to find out!

This episode is sponsored by Squarespace, Black Tux, and Leesa.com.

Chris Gethard welcomes Scott to the Big Apple on a New York edition of Comedy Bang! Bang! Chris tells us about the evolution of his Earwolf podcast Beautiful Anonymous, the haunted places in New Jersey, the new season of The Chris Gethard Show on Fusion, and being infatuated with Galco’s Soda Pop Stop. Then, legendary filmmakers Woody Allen and George Lucas arrive to talk about the upcoming joint projects they have in development. Plus, entrepreneur Renalda stops by with some unfortunate news for Chris.

This episode is sponsored by MVMT Watches, Legal Zoom, and Shudder.

Lady Dynamite star Maria Bamford is back on this week’s Comedy Bang! Bang! Maria and Scott chat about how her new Netflix show Lady Dynamite is loosely based on her having to deal with mental health issues, Hollywood facts, and doing her own stunts. Plus, Hollywood stuntman Brock Stone arrives to tell us how he accidentally fell into being a stuntman.

This episode is sponsored by Squarespace, Leesa.com, and Seeso.

Oakland’s own indie rock band Rogue Wave and professional actor Haley Joel Osment join the 1st timers club on this week’s Comedy Bang! Bang! We’ll hear about Haley’s acting journey as well as live songs by Rogue Wave off of their new album “Delusions of Grand Fur.” (which is confirmed to be a play on the phrase “delusions of grandeur.”) Plus, Scott’s nephew Todd stops by having smoked a little too much of the reefer in celebration for the 420 episode and announces that he wants to become an actor.

7 years is a wonderful amount of TIME! Scott celebrates 7 years of Comedy Bang! Bang! with Jason “Heynong Man” Mantzoukas, Paul F. Tompkins, and show favorites. We’ll hear from one of the original members of The Beatles, a keeper of time, shoe shiners, and a character with a keen sense of direction. Join us for singing, freestyle rapping, and a surprise phone call!