Attention podcast listeners, the answer to stuff is in this week’s Professor Blastoff! Hampton Yount joins us for an all out discussion on religious upbringing. We dive into baptism, going to church, and the social aspect of religion. Get up on your feet, put on your best velvet suit, and listen!

I’m definitely not projecting on you when I say you’ll definitely love that Amy Schumer is on this week’s episode of Professor Blastoff! Amy joins Tig, Kyle, and David to share of times when she has projected complete backstories for people, her enjoyment of looking like someone who might not be good at stand-up, and how one becomes a narcissist. So you’re gonna listen and enjoy now right?

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone here at Professor Blastoff so this is a departure from a regular episode. Tig, Kyle, and David look at the positives and appreciate all the fans that are reaching out to offer help. We get Tig’s recollection of her infamous Largo set, her astonishment on how quickly word spread, and the future of Professor Blastoff.

True Fact: We all love Tig! Spend some time with Tig as she shares stories with us about her gratitude and support from good friends and how her peers are reaching out. Today’s episode also has a B-side as we check in with the professor to have a chat about Autism with our guest Steven Yates. Steven chats with Tig, Kyle, and David about  raising a child with autism, self-awareness, and perseverance.

Sometimes life has its brutal moments so it’s always good to talk things out and tell your family and friends how durn much you love them. Take a journey with Tig, Kyle, and David as they discuss how relationships start and why they sometimes end. Along with what is considered cheating, what is a turn off and if flowers are dorky. Don’t worry, this episode contains no boner danger.

Are you ready to ingest this episode? Pump up the bacteria and get ready to learn about fecal transplants and everything else about C. diff from our giggly pal Emily Rittershaus. Kyle’s stomach issues don’t hold a candle to Clostridium difficile which Tig is intimately acquainted with. Just, please wash your hands after you listen, okay?

What do you get when you cross a quark with a gluon? Honestly, we still don’t even think those are real words. Baby genius turned adult genius/comedian David Relyea is educating us today on Quantum Physics and using a lot of words we’ve never heard before. Plus, Tig updates us on life off of the grid. Travel inside the hatch, and inside an atom or two, on Professor Blastoff!

This is an episode about human energy. Not juggling squirrel energy. New York-based comedian Dave Hill visits the hatch to discuss the connections between pregnant women and their children, and the living and deceased through the power of energy.

Do you believe in podcasts? Of course you do! But what about Sasquatch, the Lost City of Atlantis, the Titanic, or quicksand? Today we’re discussing legends, like the Legend of Knockout Ball, with Doug Benson. Someday generations far into the future will speculate on the existence of this episode, so be part of something legendary!

As the great Madonna once sang, “Music makes the people come together.” That is certainly the case this week as improvisational musical comedian Reggie Watts travels into the hatch to test his vocal range, and test his friendships with the Blastoff crew. There is some sweet jamming, a teaser of Kyle and Reggie’s new cover album, and of course, the flute part! Plus, the forgotten tale of civil rights leader Huba Tubeman. Now do your scales so you’ll be warmed up!

We predict that the future includes you listening to this episode of Professor Blastoff! Your future includes a rousing round of sound effects, a visit into the pasts of the Blastoff crew, and a breaking of four, five, even six walls. Lastly, our psychic superpowers say that you’ll pick up a Professor Blastoff poster and t-shirt. Spooky, isn’t it?!

When your mom pushes you to approach girls. When your co-hosts barely notice you on your second week back. The Blastoff crew is discussing self esteem today, and we can learn a thing or two from the embarrassments of Tig, Kyle, David and Aaron.

It’s been a long 6 weeks in the hatch without her, but Tig is back!  Tig shares stories with us about her last two difficult months and her gratitude for good friends and fans.  Today’s episode is another free for all of sorts, as we also discuss dentists, automatic cars, and Kyle’s grandma explains how to use a cell phone.