Metallica guitarist and Rock & Roll Hall of Famer Kirk Hammett visits the studio to discuss his lifelong love affair with horror films, his priceless collection of movie memorabilia, his sympathy for “misunderstood” monsters and the shared connection between horror fans and metal heads. Also, Karloff goes digital, Kirk meets Robert Crumb, Forrest Ackerman drives a hard bargain and Gilbert pens a fan letter to Lon Chaney Jr! PLUS: “White Zombie”! “It Conquered the World”! Maria Ouspenskaya returns! The art of Basil Gogos! And Horrible Herman, the Asiatic Insect!

Food: you gotta eat it. No matter how you organize your diet, habits, and beliefs, you’re going to devour something that other people helped put in front of you, every day. And don’t get us wrong: eating is awesome. But did you know it’s also a lot more fascinating than you ever realized? Did you know you’re in a world where cheese is a conspiracy, fish are a lie, and every bit of the world’s honey WILL NEVER DIE?

On this week’s episode of The Cracked Podcast, Alex Schmidt is LIVE at UCB Sunset with Hallie Cantor (Arrested Development, Lady Dynamite), Brodie Reed (Channel 101) and Ian Abramson (Oddball Comedy Tour), exploring bizarre secrets of the foods we eat every day. Find out how wood found its way into…everything. Discover which common nut explodes without warning. And sit down to your next meal with a heady appreciation for the phenomenally weird process that puts those nutrients in front of us every day.

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Sean is joined by ADAM LUSTICK from Corporate for a call-in show during a tragedy.

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Certified public accountant Mr. Randall Foote (Kevin Sussman) joins Marissa and Lister for this week’s WOMP It Up! Mr. Foote discusses his unfortunate business circumstances and his “technical divorce” before they get into Hot Topix. Then, we’ll hear about the problem with aggressive students during an emotional What’s Cheesing You? and Mr. Foote explains how he first came to love numbers during Spotlight On.

Gillian Jacobs of Netflix’s LOVE returns to Comedy Bang! Bang! to talk about her new film Ibiza on Netflix and skeletons before Lavinia Marsh Caruthers aka Shevel Knievel the Lady Daredevil bursts into the studio to talk about which stunt she’s most proud of performing. Later, tourist Carmine visits from Brooklyn to tell us about his LA trip. Plus, Scott’s postal worker eDream Vignette stops by to deliver some packages.

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Chunt’s house gets pretty full when Arnie and Usidore are visited by Arnor and the Soul Walker.

Credits:

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Arnor: Blaine Swen
Soul Walker: Ross Bryant
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi
Tricia: Kate James

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Chris Rathjen
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Listen to season 2 of Hello from the Magic Tavern Presents: Offices and Bosses only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic  and use promo code ‘MAGIC’.

Drag queen Trixie Mattel sits down with Cameron to discuss peeing in drag, Americana folk music, and Provincetown.

This episode is sponsored by TomboyX (www.tomboyx.com/QUEERYNEUTRAL code: QUEERYNEUTRAL), SugarBearHair (www.sugarbearhair.com/QUEERY), and HelloFresh (www.hellofresh.com/queery30 code: QUEERY30).

Part 2 of the Mother’s Day Season Finale. Hari and Ashok interview the woman who brought the Kondabolu Brothers into the world: Uma Kondabolu. They come to terms on past grievances, discuss her American experience, and there are lots and lots of flowers.

The fully hilarious Ryan O’Connell (Will & Grace, Babe? Podcast) joins Dave & Matt this week to talk about muscle tee meet-cutes, dick docks, lazy sex workers and more! Plus dating the same guy as your girl best friend, disability for dummies, and Dave & Matt recap their adventures at DragCon!

This episode is sponsored by Joule: Sous Vide by ChefSteps (www.chefsteps.com/joule code: HOMOPHILIA) and Dollar Shave Club (www.dollarshaveclub.com/HOMO).

Joe Mande (The Good Place) and Tawny Newsome (Yo, Is This Racist?) join Paul and Jason to break down the 2004 sci-fi adventure film Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, and Angelina Jolie.

Negin takes a breather from political bedlam with an episode that’ll get you in the gut! A cast of all-stars assemble to chat about grief in the digital age, how to be good at being jealous, and the pitfalls of porn. Negin is joined by W. Kamau Bell (United Shades of America), Leah Bonnema (Comedy Drop), Kendra Cunningham (Last Comic Standing), Ophira Eisenberg (Ask Me Another), Akilah Hughes (Crooked Media), and Baratunde Thurston (How To Be Black).

This episode is sponsored by ModCloth (www.modcloth.com code: FAKE).

Bitchsesh is back with special co-host/royal watcher/Scheana Shay apologist Leslie Grossman who chides Danielle for being late to Vanderpump though she has her own (Valetta) skeletons in the closet. Then Hotwives co-creator Dannah Phirman stops by to talk bad lighting and snow globe abundance. 

They delve into the boring “BeSerkshires”, Robyn’s umbrella work, Shep’s bloated good looks and whether two different kinds of sperm are actually allergic to one other. 

Bryan and Erin celebrate the prerelease of Erin’s new book Feminasty: The Complicated Woman’s Guide to Surviving the Patriarchy without Drinking Herself to Death as they get into their top stories of the week. First, we’ll hear about ticket reseller TickPick’s wide ranging survey to determine the political leanings of music fans. Then, Erin reads a letter to the editor of the IndyStar from a sexist law professor, and the incredible Nina Parker (Love & Hip Hop) joins to discuss all things royal wedding, Luann de Lesseps’ racist moment, and the importance of checking a friend’s privilege for them.

And make sure to check out Deeper Shade of Shade on Stitcher Premium, where Bryan and Erin interview their favorite friends of the show. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/shade and use promo code ‘SHADE’.

This episode is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club (www.dollarshaveclub.com/SHADE) and TomboyX (www.tomboyx.com/SHADENEUTRAL code: SHADENEUTRAL).

Musician and author Ryan Walsh of Hallelujah the Hills joins improvisers Andy Daly, Danielle Schneider, and Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! Ryan talks about his book Astral Weeks: A Secret History of 1968, inspiring scenes about a homeschooled music class that goes off the rails, a musical jug salesman, and a U2 imposter band. Later, we’ll hear calls to an LSD support hotline before meeting a couple of disinterested local heroes.

This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/IMPROV code: IMPROV).

Jason Snell from the Incomparable podcast network joins Lex on The Wolf Den. The two discuss Jason’s path to podcasting full time, the practical advantages of streaming episodes live, as well as the pros and cons of more companies making podcasts. 

This episode is brought to you by Pretty Litter (www.prettylitter.com code: wolfden).

Strap on your death sandals, as Paul & Amy jump into 1959’s Roman epic Ben Hur! They discuss the incredible scope of the film, how Star Wars ripped off the famous chariot race, and how many characters say the word “leper.” Plus: Paul & Amy talk to stunt professional Christopher Leps about his career, and where Ben Hur ranks among the great stunt films.

For next week’s episode, call the Unspooled voicemail line at 747-666-5824 and tell us how you would cast a modern Wizard Of Oz! Don’t forget to subscribe to us on your podcast app, and follow us on Twitter @Unspooled.

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Cam and Rhea talk “The Leftovers,” “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman” and “David the Gnome.” Sets from Hampton Yount, Aby James and Kat Radley, and a chat with Zach Sherwin.

Waiting by the door with Andy Daly.

This episode is brought to you by Away (www.awaytravel.com/pardo code: PARDO), SeatGeek, and ZipRecruiter (www.ziprecruiter.com/PARDO).

The Pistol Shrimps take on Lucille Ballers at Pan Specific South. Mark and Matt call the drifts and mostly just open gifts.

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Actress Yeardley Smith joins Matt to discuss her role as Nancy in the 1991 film City Slickers as well as being the voice of Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons. Yeardley talks about acting in Tom Stoppard’s The Real Thing in her early years, working with Stephen King, and the draw of the live stage. Plus, we’ll hear the story behind Homer’s voice change, tales from Mom’s on Strike, and the origin of Yeardley’s podcast Small Town Dicks.

This episode is sponsored by Netflix’s Arrested Development.

Adam Scott Aukerman continue on this week to discuss R.E.M.’s tenth studio album New Adventures in Hi-Fi. We’ll hear from a listener during an episode of “How’s Your Baby” and Adam tries to figure out which Parks & Rec character he would be. Then they cover how an onstage aneurysm in Switzerland led R.E.M. to produce the looser 1996 album before listening through song by song.

This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/REM code: REM).

Humorist Jonny Sun (Everyone’s a Aliebn When Ur a Aliebn Too: A Book) joins Andrew and Tawny to discuss if you should use the n-word if your black friend “gives you the pass,” the Thug Kitchen cookbook, and much more. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

This episode is brought to you by Joe Pera Talks With You on Adult Swim.

Dan Black (Comedians Of Wrestling) and Matt McCarthy (We Watch Wrestling) are here to teach Jon and Lauren (especially Lauren) all about professional wrestling! They explain why wrestling appeals to your inner sense of justice, and watch classic moments from Rick Rude hitting on Jake “The Snake” Roberts’ wife to The Miz blowing up at Daniel Bryan. Plus: a Very Special Episode of Full House!

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Comedians Chelsea Davison (The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, MadTV) & Brandon Scott Jones (Gentrify, Grandma’s Ashes) join Jo & Manolo to play listener-created games with callers. 

Games played: Is It Potter? Or Is It Potter?, Good Day, and Goblins & Gilmores.

This episode is brought to you by Joe Pera Talks With You on Adult Swim.

Nineteen years ago, Amy Throckmorton donated an egg. Eighteen years later, she was contacted out of the blue by Gaba, whose life she helped create.

Amy and Gaba met, and discovered that Gaba is currently a singer in the SoCal Vocals, the acapella group that Amy was a member of at college. Jonathan had to talk to them and serve some Pitch Perfect realness.

Amy Throckmorton is on Twitter @Hereinamyland. Gaba is @elizabethgaba.

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The incredible Nicole Byer (Nailed It!) and John Gemberling (Broad City) join Jess and Zach live at the Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles for an all new weather, sex-ed, and Lean Cuisine-filled rock musical improvised on the spot! With songs like “Through To Them”, “What The Weather Do”, and “Beep Beep Goes the Lean Cuisine”, you’ll finally graduate “Punk Rock Academy” hearing these new jams.

This episode is brought to you by Mack Weldon (www.mackweldon.com code: OFFBOOK) and Leesa (www.leesa.com/OFFBOOK).

Brand new Spanish teacher at Marina Del Rey High School Señor Guillermo Guillermo Rodriguez (Tony Rodriguez) joins Marissa and Listler to WOMP it all the way up top! Señor Rodriguez talks about founding the Latinx club and the perks of living near the beach before explaining how he became the new Spanish teacher. Later, Listler recounts her run-in with a jogger before Señor Rodriguez shares why he left his family behind during Spotlight On.

Once again the two boys Sean and Hayes are joined by DAVE HOLMES but this time to learn how to do a book like he did.

This episode is sponsored by Harry’s (www.harrys.com/HANDBOOK) and Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/savings).