The Shrimps take on themselves in a holiday white elephant gift exchange at Matt and Amanda’s house. Mark and Matt call the action.

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Actors Milana Vayntrub and Sandeep Parikh join Andrew once again to discuss their show That Moment When, how they’ve been dealing with 2017, a Taco Party, and much more. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton (Patty Guggenheim) and actress Penelope Cruz (Sofia Gonzalez) aren’t playing around on this week’s Hard Nation. Penelope wants to throw Woody Allen off a building and almost voiced a churro once, while Kate hates Meghan Markle is and shares her favorite Boxing Day traditions. Plus: Mark’s wife chose Captain Sully as her ‘hall pass.’

Comedians Arthur Meyer (The Tonight Show) and Alex Song (Asian AF) join Jo and Manolo to play listener-created games with callers. 

Games played: Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman, Stop The Train!, and Let’s Reboot This.

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Thank goodness there’s a new episode of Raised By TV, all about Step By Step, Dinosaurs, and the rest of the classic TGIF lineup! Lauren used to think Perfect Strangers was called “Balki,” Jon realizes the racist Family Matters episode he half-remembers actually happened, and both of them eat way too many Gushers. Plus: a Very Special Episode of “Fresh Prince” featuring Scott Aukerman!

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It’s another edition of “I Wasn’t There Too” featuring the on-set voices of the Chipettes from Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, Amanda Lund, Maria Blasucci, and Sara Sposito. The girls give a sampling of their chipmunk voices before getting into stories about who they bonded with on set, drama between PAs, and what it was like filming on the Universal backlot. Plus, we hear about their problems with lateness before the Chipettes share what they learned from the experience.

This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh (code: IWTT30).

Who Charted celebrates its 7-year anniversary this week with special guest Paul F. Tompkins! Paul recounts holiday party festivities with Howard and Kulap before they kick it with old school chart themes during the Billboard’s Hot 100. Later, Paul shares his idea for a new VR game and lays down a mustard verse during the Movie Chart, and Howard finds his softer side after watching over Georgia Michaela on Two Charted.

This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (code: CHARTED) and Sock Panda (code: WHOCHARTED15).

Friend of the show Andy Secunda joins Matt and Matt to dissect the wonderfully diseased corpse of Brosnan’s last outing as Bond.

Join Kevin as he sits down with actor Joe Keery for a mostly Stranger Things chat. Joe discusses the audition he shot on his phone, the memorable first table read, and how much Steve Harrington has matured. 

Gethard has a surprisingly light-hearted chat about death with an expert in the field.

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The one and only Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang! Bang!) joins Jess and Zach for a locomotive musical murder mystery! Featuring such gruesome, grim, grizzly and great songs like “I’m A Man Of Purpose”, “One Free Club A Month”, and “Did I Do It?”, you’ll be wanting your own pair of maracas to play along!

Comedian Barry Rothbart joins Jensen and Matty to talk about his competitive eating documentary “Hungry,” Rapsody, latest bath of JFK files, how were we late on the NBA, and many more things you should know about.

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This week Marissa and Listler welcome on infamous student Alexa Crobble (Lauren Weedman) to get her feelings on modeling for Maidenform at age 12, sharing an internal organ with her godmother Madonna, and possible style choices for Listler’s wedding. Plus, Alexa doles out shade to the inauthentic during “What’s Cheesing You?” before Listler recounts her first sexual experience on Listler’s Love Lockdown.

Emily and Deanna swap the juiciest rumors spread about them in their schooldays before welcoming on actress Saxon Sharbino. We hear about Saxon’s “Freakish” side and her personal worsts and bests of 2017, as well as how she relates to the struggles of her character on “American Vandal.” Plus, the girls test Saxon’s knowledge of television plots gone by in a 90s TV show themed quiz.

This episode is sponsored by ThirdLove.

Comedian Jimmy Pardo hosts a pop culture game show-interview podcast; three call-in contestants vie for prizes. Special guest: Cristela Alonzo.

This episode is sponsored by Sock Fancy.

Sean and Hayes say hello to KATE BERLANT and JOHN EARLY and talk to them about being duos and the business of Hollywood.

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Growing up: it used to be as easy as drinking your milk, preparing to work 1 job for 40 years, and not misusing the height of telecommunications (a landline phone). Now that all of that has changed (side note: turns out milk isn’t all that good for you), what should we be teaching the new generation of kids about life on Earth? Also, hold on, we’ve all seen the Internet. Maybe the adult generation is the one that actually needs the advice.

On this week’s podcast, Alex Schmidt is joined by Kristi Harrison (Cracked) and Andrew Ti (“Yo Is This Racist”) to explore every lesson that ought to join the pantheon of Things We Tell Kids About Life. Find out why you might not be apologizing very well, why your retirement plan might be a mirage from the 80s, and most astonishingly, why Kim Kardashian and Guy Fieri are f***ing awesome.

Footnotes: https://goo.gl/naZgWK

Gilbert and Frank are joined by veteran comedy writer and producer Ed. Weinberger, who looks back on six decades’ worth of career highlights, including touring Vietnam with Bob Hope, penning jokes for Johnny Carson, firing Tony Clifton (but not Andy Kaufman) and befriending the late, great Dick Gregory. Also, Dino hits the sauce, Vaughn Meader hits the skids, George C. Scott hits the roof and Ed. remembers the infamous Harry Crane. PLUS: When Orangutans Attack! “Ted Baxter’s Famous Broadcasters’ School”! Ol’ Blue Eyes places a bet! Gilbert makes like Lenny Bruce! And Ed. auditions to play…himself?

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Never Not Funny’s own Jimmy Pardo joins Scott to talk about his new podcast Playing Games with Jimmy Pardo, Houdini, and performing Grease. Then, best friends Jake and David stop by talk about their friendship and being bullied in school. Later, Hollywood Toys and Costume employees Lou and Carl arrive to give Scott the best podcast hosting costume. Plus, everyone plays Charades By Proxy!

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This large treasure chest has just been sitting near our table for years. Let’s open it.

Credits:

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy
Assorted Other Characters: Paul Sabourin
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Garrett Schultz
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all back to Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special guests are Beth Newell and Sarah Pappalardo, editors and co-founders of Reductress! Beth and Sarah chat about whether or not they’ve ever stolen anything, being propositioned by an older man while bagging groceries as a teenager, and the one time babysitting for a mother who got accusatory when she asked how they knew her child was constipated. Then, they are joined by improvisers Ryan Gaul, Amanda Lund, and Jordan Black, to improvise a story set in The Belly of a Whale. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!

San Francisco: Spontaneanation will be LIVE at the Marines Memorial Theatre on Friday, January 12th at 10pm as part of San Francisco SketchFest! For tickets go to www.paulftompkins.com/live

NPR film critic Chris Klimek joins Amy this week to pit two 1940 Cary Grant screwball classics against one another: “His Girl Friday” vs. “The Philadelphia Story.” They discuss the underlying cynicism of “His Girl Friday” and why it isn’t a true romance upon deeper inspection. Then they break down the themes of class and wealth in “The Philadelphia Story” as well as the way Katherine Hepburn plays with the audience perception of actress as goddess followed by an assessment of the portrayal of writers in both films. Should “His Girl Friday” or “The Philadelphia Story” enter The Canon? Cast your vote on the Earwolf forums now!

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From the first actor ever CGI’d to whether The Jazz Singer actually being good is covered on this week’s minisode! Paul goes through Corrections and Omissions for The Jazz Singer, Blake J. Harris chats with The Jazz Singer producer Jerry Leider about the movie, and the Movie Bitches review Mother. Plus, you’ll find out which movie we will be covering next!

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Where to Find Jason, June & Paul:

Paul’s new comedy Drive Share is available on Go90. Paul can be seen on Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later, Opening Night, and Veep. You can see June and Paul on NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU. June stars in Grace and Frankie on Netflix, as well as Lady Dynamite alongside with Jason.

Jason can be seen in The Good Place, The House, The Lego Batman Movie, How to Be Single, Sleeping with Other People, and is still indeed in The Dictator.

Welcome to the first episode of Where’s Don? with your hosts Carol Henderson and Junies Beaties (Katie O’Brien, Katy Colloton)! Don has been missing for 9 years and law enforcement has done nothing so now we will try to figure out what happened to Don with the help of special guest and neighbor Sheila. Plus, Traci Reardon drops by to share clues on Don’s whereabouts from her Twitter followers in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”

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Comedian Solomon Georgio (Homonégro Superior) sits in with Matt & Dave this week to gush about Karen from Finance, Taylor & Kesha’s new albums, and the incomparable Grace Jones. Solomon also goes deep about his first relationship, growing up as 1 of 7 kids, and being non-confrontational.

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Comedians Judy Gold (Kill Me Now) and Seena Ghaznavi (Sirius XM) join Negin to hash out who wins and who loses in the GOP tax plan. Just hours ahead of the Matt Lauer and Garrison Keillor news, the panel also digs into how recent sexual misconduct scandals in politics are playing out. Plus, they take a closer look at Jared Kushner and the changing power dynamics in the White House.

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Casey’s back from the void! And the girls are back where they belong, in the nook and much like Oprah have a list of Favorite Things to share. They are joined by two amazing guests, Paul James (The Path, Greek) talks Jersey, Atlanta and neck tattoos and Kate Spencer (author, The Dead Moms Club) talks Orange County, finding yourself ON Vanderpump Rules and her new book! 

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John Hughes month concludes on Cracked Movie Club! By 1989, John Hughes was closing out a decade of wild success with teen comedies and had been steadily branching out into more adult-oriented fare, most of which starred John Candy. Hughes kept that train rolling with Uncle Buck, starring Candy as the titular uncle who has to care for his brother’s kids after a family tragedy. Out of the surprisingly few films of which Candy was the star, Uncle Buck was the most successful, and its production inspired John Hughes to create Home Alone, which isn’t bad for a movie most of you probably haven’t seen.

On this week’s episode, Tom is joined by Cracked’s David Bell and The Bechdel Cast’s Jamie Loftus as they discuss how the movie was almost not filmed in Hughes’ home state of Illinois, whether or not Uncle Buck is in the mob, and why every teen in Winnetka is goth.