Hayes and Sean start the show by critiquing segment theme song submissions from fans. Then, on the first Hollywood Handbook writer’s panel, DAVE KING, STEVE HELY, and KEVIN ETTEN join the boys to talk about TV writing, real writing, the creative process, conflict, and alt and main jokes. Then, the Popcorn Gallery is back to ask the panel about their A/V Club GPAs, cams, and the writer’s room boys club.

Emily Yoshida & Andrew talk all about the term “racist” and GamerGate. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Randy, Jason, and guest Matt Gourley, start off the show with a nostalgic reflection on the genesis of improv, old comedy troupes, and how they have surfaced in the world of podcasts today. Then, Daniel Van Kirk walks us through a play by play adventure of finding a cell phone, in which we meet Maurice, the Joker of boyfriends. Then, the group breaks down the power of free bread sticks, perhaps enough to spark a new religion? Lastly, Doug Buffone, Chicago Bear’s leading interceptions holder at the position of linebacker, stops by the show to field some phone calls and asses the value of porcelain Beanie Baby’s.

Rapper Lil Dicky joins Jensen & Matty for his podcast debut to talk about how rapping came from his job in marketing, getting a million hits the first day his first video was posted on YouTube, looking for love on tour, DeJ Loaf, LA Gear, giving T-Pain a second chance, Ma$e Pandora, Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition, how we’re late on Philips Hue Connected Bulbs, washing your face, Tinder and many other things you should know about.

SNL Hall of Famer and Suburgatory’s Ana Gasteyer joins the first timer club and Intern Gino returns on this week’s Comedy Bean Bag! Ana tells us about her Broadway career post SNL, shares what her SNL dream cast would be, and plays a couple of tracks off her new record “I’m Hip.” Then, officer Jay Gutwill stops by to warn us and protect us from internet perverts. Plus, everyone shows off their pipes during a game of Riddle Me This!

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Hollywood never fails to remind us that we only use 10% of our brains. That statistic is bullshit, but it’s true that around 90% of the activity in our brains is completely unconscious. We make most of our decisions without even knowing it. Our brains are constantly making decisions for us before we even know it, and it’s our conscious mind that fills in the rest of the details, crafting this decision into a narrative. That’s how a guy like Dennis Rodman could know where every ball was going to go as soon as it left a player’s hand — it’s also how most racism happens, and the reason why “when the judge ate last” is the best predictor of how he’ll rule.

This week on the podcast, Cracked editors Jack O’Brien and Jason Pargin (aka David Wong) discuss the conscious and unconscious sides of human decision-making, how they’re tied together, and the unexpected biases they produce. They’ll also talk with writer and improvisational comedian Ali Farahnakian to learn how these theories can be applied to comedy.

Listen now to get some solid advice on improvisational humor — and to learn why your political preferences might be less the result of your own decisions than of how your brain is hardwired.

Emily Yoshida returns to join Andrew all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they talk about eyelid folds and the standard of beauty for Asian people. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

This week Devin Faraci and Amy Nicholson debate whether or not Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a seminal motion picture in Hollywood history that belongs in the canon. Can Devin’s argument that the movie is made for 3rd grade boys change Amy’s mind on the racism and misogyny? Does this movie make Crystal Skull look much better? Is Short Round Indy’s friend or child slave? Tune in for the battle — and head to the forums to cast the deciding vote! Plus, we’ll find out if Goodfellas made it into the canon.

Sick of all the white couches and salads in stock photos of family life? Sara Given’s hilarious Tumblr “It’s Like They Know Us” skewers that world. And it all started here!

Randy and Jason kick off the show with what Jose Canseco has been up to and weather or not his most recent accident will affect his baseball career moving forward. Then, the Sklars are joined by sports anchors Jay Onrait and Dan O’Toole, who pitch the idea of an old school sports show, just two anchors, highlights, and a little tickling. Later, Jay and Dan touch upon the adversity that Canada has faced in the wake of Wayne Gretzky having had a daughter, as well as swim diapers and how they are turning babies into NBA wives, and what happens when Fleetwood Mac unexpectedly shows up next door. Also, in the first official drama out of Cleveland, the gang discusses “Gade Gate” and what the would happen if professional sports replaced Gatorade with Capri Sun. Lastly, Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, stops by the show to explain how much he’s worth and how the Cowboys are going to take NFL by storm.

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The always sharp Matt Besser of improv4humans joins Ronna & Beverly to tackle his issues with disgusting eaters. They also chat about the use of improv in many TV shows today, Monica Lewinsky being back in the news, duck penises, his upcoming Adult Swim infomercial parody “In Search of Miracle Man” with Rich Fulcher, and the brand new UCB-Sunset theatre. Plus, Beverly tells us about her recent sugar fueled rampage on Halloween.

YOU GUYS, he’s here!! The man who puts the T and the B and the D in the BDT. Big Dig Travis is here to discuss what it’s like havin’ the legendary BD, his favorite memory with psychic Andy, how he met his future wifey and what Elizabeth and Andy screamed at each other from across the street one drunken eve in NYC. Enjoy!

Howard, Kulap, and Stard kick off the show with a brand new seasonal slogan! Then the gang reviews their Halloween costumes and experiences, including celebrity hayrides, original holiday characters, and dog costumes (now available for select chartists.) Also, Stard explains the chaos that ensues when you dress as a bottle of mustard but leave your ketchup counterpart at home. Later Kulap shares the experience she had with “Scotty too Hottie,” at The Greek concert venue, only to have Howard and Stard give a whole new meaning to the term “going greek.” Lastly, Howard brings us home with a blast from the past “Pepperjack Hymen!”

Andrew Ti and special guests Jamie Kilstein and John Frusciante finish the week off by discussing the use of the word “chica” by white people. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Recorded LIVE at the brand new UCB-Sunset Theatre in Los Angeles, Mark Wahlberg (Daniel Van Kirk) returns with his very famous friends Richard Dreyfuss (Mike Still), Penélope Cruz (Alison Becker), Adam Sandler (Eric Moneypenny), and Matthew McConaughey (Josh Brekhus) for another edition of “The Wahlberg Solution!” These A-List celebs discuss voting in the recent elections, Taylor Swift’s new album, Renee Zellweger, hover boards, and much more.

Michael Sheen is a raconteur, a brilliant actor, and an adorable person with a true sense of wonder. Michael & Jeff chat about the best concert ever, how the Universal Studios studio tour is connected to the perfect Columbo episode, Frasier, one of Michael’s greatest moments in his life, and one of the most difficult scenes Michael shot for Masters of Sex.

Baron Vaughn, Amanda Sitko, Joe Hartzler, Mookie Blaiklock are ghosting the world on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! They’ll also browse through the foggie section of a cellphone store, make their way to the rainbow bridge, and follow the life of a bragger. Plus, everyone debates a caller as they discuss Monica Lewinsky comparing herself to Tyler Clementi in another edition of Case Closed. Humans, watch Matt Besser & Rich Fulcher’s Adult Swim infomercial parody “In Search of Miracle Man” November 10th-14th at 4am. Program your DVRs now humans. Be sure to watch many of the stars of improv4humans on the new Hulu series Hotwives of Orlando. This is some funny shit and it’s all available now on Hulu Plus. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

Passing notes with Matt Besser.

On today’s episode, Andrew, Jamie Kilstein, and John Frusciante talk about Ebola related Halloween decorations. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Healer Persephone Goldstein joins Bob for a very loaded episode in which they discuss past life regression, sensual goddess pottery, assaulting spirits, the term Sit Shiva, their past deeply electric relationship, and to read Bob’s aura. Plus, Bob shares a very heartworming story about his journey to bond with canines.

Howard, Kulap, and Stard pick up right where they left off with an update on Howard’s Beetlejuice memorabilia, and the ebay bidding war that has ensued. Later, the gang is joined by Hank Green, long time chartist, and investor of Kulap’s upcoming film “Origin Story.” Then, Howard breaks down what it means to be more than an “average princess” and why Taylor Swift isn’t ready for her “King and Queen Romance.” Lastly, in epic game of “Chart Goose,” Hank fields eggs from Hermes, wherein he explains why famed Broadway director Lee Strasberg never played professional baseball.

Brian, Blaine, Ken, and special friend Steve Agee battle all types of evil, including song copyright litigation.

In Episode 1 of Season 4, Michael and Michael are back in the saddle as they recap and rehash this year’s Topicon. Their conversation covers everything from the long lasting friendships to all the study groups that attended from almost 30 different countries to the major announcements for next year’s Topicon.

“Topics” features original music by Dan Deacon.

Earwolf and Midroll Media just launched a new podcast network: Wolfpop. Curator Paul Scheer and Podcast Developer Matt Gourley join Adam for this conversation recorded six hours after Wolfpop went live (and an all-nighter for Adam). They talk about how the idea for a pop culture focused network came together, and their strategy for building a slate of shows. Paul and Matt discuss how the focus was first on finding passionate hosts, then helping them develop formats that work best. Then they share some of the process of recruiting the Wolfpop talent–like cold-calling film critic Leonard Maltin, host of Maltin on Movies–and how Paul helped bring people on board by sharing his own experience hosting a podcast within an already busy schedule. Finally, they tackle the reasons for launching with a line-up of more than a dozen shows, and consider the “Waiting for Godot” of podcasting.

Jamie Kilstein, John Frusciante & Andrew talk about white people being the race police. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Welcome to the first episode of Reading Aloud with Nate Corddry. Nate loves all aspects of the written word from comedic essays to personal letters. On this episode, the hilarious Brian Stack reads a Simon Rich piece entitled “Guy Walks Into A Bar” which was recorded live at UCB-LA. Then, the compelling Aimee Mann joins Nate in the studio for a chat about her music career, her time at Largo, working with Ted Leo on their new collaboration called The Both, and her reading habits. Finally, the incredible Steven Weber reads a heartbreaking letter written by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest author Ken Kesey to five of his closest friends shortly after his son had passed away. Don’t forget to participate in the book club by going out and buying “Wolf In White Van” by John Darnielle and send in your thoughts on the book at readingaloudpodcast@gmail.com.

Welcome to OMFG! with Deanna Raphael and Emily Foster. Deanna & Emily reach out to the youth of America in an attempt to stay young and hip. Today they are joined by stand-up comedian Brandon Wardell to talk about dating in 2014, the word “fap,” the meaning of “zero chill,” sexting, and to read his 5 most recent texts in exchange of reading one of Emily’s middle school notes. Then, the gorgeous & talented Morgan Walsh drops by to chat about dating in yesteryear and getting her swerve on.

Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus joins Jensen & Matty to talk about new changes to the show, the TRL era, weird Twitter, Nothing and Nobody, childhood Halloween memories, Mark’s embarrassing first day of school story, Run the Jewels 2, Kemper Profiling Amp, Whiplash, Beekeeping, Dead of Winter: A Crossroads Game, how we’re late on Dr. Woo (@dr_woo_ssc on instagram), Mumble, Ray Donovan and many other things you should know about. You can find the past 162 episodes of Get Up On This on iTunes!

Jamie Kilstein, John Frusciante & Andrew talk all about Oompa Loompas. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.