Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

June 15, 2017

Casey and Danielle are joined by the utter delight that is Margee Magee. They discuss the loneliness that radiates under and throughout every RHONY scene this week and the alcohol that permeates every scene of Southern Charm. The girls are distressed that Luanne’s wedding isn’t its own special and Danielle asks listeners to take a VERY important pledge.

This episode is brought to you by Better Help (www.betterhelp.com/housewives), Dailylook (www.dailylook.com/elite code: HOUSEWIVES), and Nudu (www.nudu.com/housewives).

June 8, 2017

Bryan Safi (Throwing Shade) is back with Casey and Danielle and he deconstructs the new OC trailer with the eye of a surgeon and the heart of a true housewives connoisseur. They also take on PART FOUR of The Berkshires and break it all down, much like Ramona broke down all the wall sconces in her room.

All that plus a new theory on the Caitlyn Jenner/Kris Jenner feud and a thought about Tom that shakes Danielle to her core!

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June 1, 2017

Casey and Danielle are back in the nook and Casey is off caffeine and surly as hell. Danielle gives us an important update on her downstairs hair and the girls dive into part 1 and 2 of the Berkshires trilogy. It may be May in Los Angeles but it’s Christmas in the Berkshires!!!!!! 

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May 22, 2017

Casey and Danielle are live from vulture fest in New York City with very special corespondent Brian J. Moylan (who does the Housewives recaps for NYMag) and appearances by Meg Allan Cole and Nicole Shabti. We discuss brown and yellow ice, Southerns fading Charm and how no matter what happens we must remember to TOUCH IT UP!!!! Plus, Busy Phillips calls in for a very special epilogue!

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May 4, 2017

With the gathering of the storm toward the record FOURTH part of the Atlanta reunion approaching Casey and Danielle are joined by friend and Kardashian PodKaster Tricia Mcalpin (Brooklyn 99) to discuss Porsha’s bombshell about Phaedra and whether working for dish nation is true journalism, They talk Adam’s turtleneck, T Rav’s Khakis and Ramona’s rude breasts, plus Tricia ships a new couple that changes everything!!!

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April 28, 2017

Live from Largo in Los Angeles with special guest Lauren Lapkus, Casey and Danielle get at the most important question of the ages, “which house-husband can f*ck?” The Ladies perform a One Act play that will be winning awards for years to come and Lauren confesses a love for the (ex) Countess that no one thought was possible

Plus plenty of Boots on the Ground and another bunny bites the dust. 

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April 19, 2017

Casey and Danielle are back and are joined in the nook by the incomparable Jessica Chaffin. They deep dive into reunion looks, Casey’s new crush and of course… sweet Hucksley’s bunny. This entire episode could have been (and maybe should have been) solely  about that bunny. RIP.

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April 7, 2017

Danielle and Casey never thought they would ever feel exhausted by Housewives content…but, alas the day has come. With four cities in play and a Southern Charm premiere to discuss when will the girls have time to do the things that really matter- like finish Big Little Lies?!?! SPOILER ALERT: They made time!!!! 

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March 29, 2017

On Today’s episode Danielle has to once again see herself through another’s eyes while Casey gets her eyes on Sweet Home Oklahoma. The ladies try to process Phaedra’s bodysuit(?)as well as hot dog bun vaginas and PK’s taste in art.

Casey and Danielle also do a dramatic reading of an important new work and Shira Caspe Weiss (The Lighthouse) writes in with a request, no, a demand that people watch “the best housewives franchise you aren’t watching”.

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March 22, 2017

This week Casey shares some exciting news and Danielle opens up about a painful, ill-gotten injury. The girls discuss Atlanta, Richard Simmons, Big Little Lies and the EXPLOSIVE episode of Beverly Hills that had Danielle feeling for Eileen and Casey calling for Dorit and PK to be publicly lit on fire and burned. The bough finally breaks- and bough = Erika Jayne.

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March 15, 2017

On today’s podcast Casey and Danielle are joined by President and Founder of the Real Housewives institute Brian J. Moylan to discuss junk boats and junk humans. They also try to get to the bottom of Phaedras vacation wear and Erica Jaynes expensive hanger ons

Plus Adam Pally leaves a message to discuss his pajama clad appearance on watch what happens live.

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March 8, 2017

Casey and Danielle are joined by fan favorite Deanna Cheng to discuss some “grotesque” artwork that has made them doubt all they know to be true. They also talk Porsha’s carpet munching, Phaedra’s restoration and Bob’s breasts.

The ladies also seriously deliberate about which of them Erica Jayne would want to befriend. 

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March 1, 2017

Casey and Danielle go as guestless as Eileen went braless at Carnie Wilson’s dessert party. Casey discusses her fathers overly caffeinated emails, Danielle likens the Oscar mishap to the end of World War 2 and the girls reenact the now famous scene between Kandi and Porshia. Toodles, Bitch! 

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February 22, 2017

On this weeks episode Casey and Danielle are joined by the adorable, housewives fluent Cate Freedman (Teachers on TV Land) to talk what might be the best episode of Real Housewives in the history of time (“She wanted to lick me down” need we say more?).  They break down what makes the ladies of Atlanta so mean yet loving to each other, what caused Eileen’s pink eye, and what it’s like to be an elderly girl scout.

Plus Paul Scheer chimes in to bring us a recap of The Bachelor hometown visits and Casey forced Danielle to watch Britney Ever After.

This episode is brought to you by Home Chef and Texture.

February 15, 2017

Casey and Danielle delve into Hotlanta, the force of nature that is Marlo and Sheree’s looming yeast infection. Then they head down south Punta Mita way for an hour long advertisement for The Agency that finds Rinna in the hot seat and Eileen in the diarrhea seat. They are joined for a special segment by poet and playwright Dan O’Brien who unpacks a few famous scenes and enlightens the girls on Danielle Staub’s (long) sex tape. 

This episode is brought to you by The Skimm (www.theskimm.com/HOUSEWIVES).