Danielle is live from The Largo with Jessica St. Clair taking the co-host reigns in a pinch and special guest Jerry O’Connell who will fuck anyone to get on housewives (especially Ken!). They talk Jax’s hero’s journey, why housewives hate the rain, and the safety of magnetic eyelashes.

Plus Casey chimes in from set about the NY ladies cruise from hell and Jerry and Jess perform stunning scene between Siggy and Joshua that deserves all the oscars this awards season.

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BREAKING NEWS. Matt McConkey has released a statement concerning today’s heartbreak. This is all that he will say on the matter. Please respect his privacy during at this time.

NO MF TAGGING!!! Casey weighs in on what’s going on with the original housewives. Happy Valentines Day!

Casey and Danielle are guestless in the nook. They cover Beverly Hills, Lisa V as devil/angel, Dorit’s bronzed bosom and why “3 is tough.” They process Stormi as well as Casey’s new attitude on PK and introduce a new show that will blow hearts and minds

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Casey is down with the flu this week (RIP Casey) but Danielle is joined in her own nook by actress and New Jersey apologist Deanna Russo who gives us new insight into the garden state and the garbage people who inhabit it. Plus Bitch Sesh favorite Nicole Shabtai graces us with our biggest investigative piece yet, she was BOOTS ON THE BOAT at PK’s 50the birthday party and she has tales to tell!!!!

Also Danielle’s husband Matt Besser stops by to reclaim his honor in light of his controversial lingerie purchase. It’s a jam packed episode that is sure to win us our first Pulitzer!!   

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In a sad, dark week for the Housewives world (RIP Bobby Zarin) we are joined by the bright light that is Riki Lindhome (Another Period, Garfunkel and Oats) to discuss the genius that is Vanderpump Rules. Casey and Danielle have changed their minds and their tune (much like Tom Sandoval’s gorgeous trumpet playing) and now worship at the church of Lala. 

They talk about about it all, except Siggy’s foyer, because if we talk about her foyer then she’ll talk about ours!

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Casey and Danielle are joined by National Treasure and Daily Beast Writer, Ira Madison III. They discuss his controversial opinions on Oprah’s possible Presidential run, Vanderpump Rules and why LaLa is really Marlo Hamptons in training. Hearts and minds are blown (like the men Lisa Rinna’s daughter has blown based on techniques from her moms book). What a year to be alive!

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HAPPY LU YEAR!!!!!!!! What hell hath Lu wrought! Join Casey and Danielle as they unpack the Lu of it all and then deep dive and plumb the emotional depths of our favorite housewives with EMPATH (!) Jamie Stein. It is a VERY special episode. Shit gets real. With special appearances by the only truly funny reality star, Greg Bennett and Ghost Writer to the Stars, Brian J. Moylan. 

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The girls are on hiatus but that couldn’t stop Casey from taking on the Bev Hills premiere. Happy Holidays!

Casey and Danielle are joined in hosting by Ms. June Diane Raphael for their second annual Largo Christmas spectacular! There is song, dance and Vicky Gunvelson. No tagging! Matt McConkey joins as does April Mouton. June Diane isn’t taking on Christmas but she DOES take on a complicated song from Hamilton. 

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Casey and Danielle are joined in the nook by the gorgeous Kara Brown who brings her years of experience writing about Housewives, Vanderpump Rules and all things garbage for Jezebel. And she describes a Beautiful Mind like web she spun surrounding the Kardashian dating world. The girls talk Jersey, Atlanta and make a very special announcement.

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Casey’s back from the void! And the girls are back where they belong, in the nook and much like Oprah have a list of Favorite Things to share. They are joined by two amazing guests, Paul James (The Path, Greek) talks Jersey, Atlanta and neck tattoos and Kate Spencer (author, The Dead Moms Club) talks Orange County, finding yourself ON Vanderpump Rules and her new book! 

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Danielle is joined this week by special co-host and Bitch Sesh assistant/old lady handler, April Mouton and hilarious writer Joey Slamon (Arrested Development, I’m Sorry). They cover FOUR cities, from Cynthia’s sensual tubbing to Carrie’s “furfillment”, to the toughest limo ride in housewives history. Plus ,Casey chimes in with her goings on with Kris Jenner and stylist to the stars Clare Mukherjee sends us a plea on why we should watch Real Housewives of Melbourne.

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Danielle is joined by Bitch Sesh all-star /American Horror Story genius Leslie Grossman to talk not only housewives, but something much more important…being at a wedding with Kris Jenner!!! Plus, Atlanta is back with a new “husband” for Kenya and a new look for Sheree. And Leslie answers one of the biggest questions known to man, “Why is Peggy doing the Real Housewives ?”

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Danielle is joined by fave special co-host Matt McConkey and hilarious comedian/housewives genius Joel Kim Booster whose theory on Kameron from Dallas is crushing yet important. A sheet over a head on a stretcher gives life to a once dying franchise and Dallas gives us it’s best Tennessee Williams realness. Plus we talk gaggles of Gorgas and Casey chimes in from the void with lots of deep thoughts on the gift of cocaine.

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