BREAKING NEWS: A statement regarding Shannon and David Beador’s separation from Casey and Danielle. TGIF.

Casey takes a break from maternity leave to sink into Leanne’s two face and Danielle doesn’t need Algae 22 to channel Deeeeeeeee for the second annual Halloween extravaganza! Adam Pally guests as his favorite reality star of all time and Casey and Danielle force a Miss Saigon song on everyone. It’s soooky! With special appearances from dames Jessica St. Clair and Clare Mukherjee. 

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Danielle is joined by special guest co-host and former Vicky apologist June Diane Raphael and she drops some thoughts on David Beador’s chip eating, Carol Radziwill’s life choices and Vicky Gunvalson’s sex appeal that will shake your foundation. Plus Vulture’s own Brian J. Moylan stops by to discuss working with Erika Jayne and to confront June on a truth she needs to face. This is an all-star ep that you’ll eat up faster than a flesh eating bacteria infection after a botched boob job. 

Danielle is joined by reality TV chameleon Amy Phillips (Reality Checked on Sirius XM) who left her tiny baby at home in favor of something more important, talking shot about housewives. They dish on what baby gifts she got from which Bravo celebs, what will become of Milania and how Leanne got her new tits through that volleyball game.

Plus Nobleman Magazine has finally arrived and it’s everything we thought it would be!

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Danielle and special co-host/Dennis Rodman truther Deanna Cheng have quite a task in front of them with THREE cities to cover this week, so they bring in fan favorite Michael Rapaport to help and he COMES TO PLAY. They talk pigtails, tiny dicks and which housewife’s tenure was short on time but had a real KICK (hint, hint)). 

Plus, Danielle’s husband Matt Besser stops by and Michael helps them to speak the same love language: Drama. 

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Bitch Sesh is back!!!!! And we talk everything we missed with special guest co-host Jessica Chaffin. From Mark Dueber vs Zuri Dueber to Shannon vs a spin bike to Kardashian baby vs Kardashian baby vs  another Kardashian baby, we cover it all. 

Also we mourn the loss of another Real Housewives Marriage (Mike and Kelly) and celebrate the beginning of another fake Real housewives marriage  (Kenya and whatever his name is). Too much garbage to fit in one episode, but God we try!!

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Danielle and Casey are together one last time before hiatus discussing why Cary and Mark are the new Shannon and David, the snoozaroo that is O.C. and big ‘ole mesh diaper undies. Danielle informs Casey she had to scream at her father and Casey feels he finally got what’s been coming to him. Until September 27th, Alene’s!!!! 

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This week in the nook Danielle is joined by special co-host/Bitch Sesh assistant/old lady handler April Mouton and British journalist and novelist Elizabeth Day. They go in hard on eclipses, male camel toe and early morning Titos, while Elizabeth gives us all the deets on why Vicki Gunvalson rejected an interview with her. Plus, we have a verrrrrrry special surprise guest with a breaking announcement. This episode is chock full of as much fat as some buttermilk chicken, don’t miss it!

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Casey and Danielle go guest-less this week as they take on THREE cities. Exhausted and battle worn they come out the other side with a new respect for Real housewives of Dallas and less respect for themselves. Plus, Casey needs a bra for an unexpected part of her body and we find out some breaking news about a publication simply known as “Nobleman”.

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After a week of great tragedy, Casey and Danielle are joined by Leslie Grossman to help them mourn, process and heal from the loss of Tommy’s cookies. There is song, prayer, and discussion of Tamra’s rotten insides, all to help in the grieving process. Plus, Greg Bennett chimes in with his thoughts and wishes for the future of his precious Countess O Countess.

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It’s about Tom! Stay tuned tomorrow for the full podcast.

Danielle and Casey are as troubled as Captain Fred watching the NY skinny girls get MES-SY in Mexico. From Ramona and Bethenny’s naked drunk pool cry to Sonjas private parts on parade it was a glorious episode. The girls also dig into OC, Deko and Mama Joyce 2 (Lydia’s mom). Much like the restaurant, the women refuse to be quiet.

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Danielle and guest co-host/ Jennifer Aniston aficionado Matt McConkey welcome fan fave Ana Ortiz (Ugly Betty, Devious Maids) back to the nook to talk the roller coaster that is Shannon, Dorinda’s daughter’s strange beauty and watching others take a dump. Still basking in the glory of last week’s “Louann in a bush”, the gang flies high til they are brought crashing down by Shannon’s “monster” trainer. Also there’s Peggy. Do we care? Find out on this weeks episode. 

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