Matt and Matt hadn’t seen Diamonds are Forever in… Forever. So they decided they should watch it again with all of you.  But everything is not as it seems. Is this movie the jackpot Matt and Matt have always thought, or does the plot go bust upon further examination? Cue those blu-rays up and rewatch along with the Matts.

Geth gets a peek into the chaotic life of a stay at home dad with 3 kids, a 4th on the way, and a daughter in the hospital.

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Elsa does her best as the new Captain of the anomalous ship, while Tucker gets ready to tie the knot with Sylpheed. However, Sorry reveals some information to Stew about the planet Adara that reveals things might not be quite as good as they seem for old Tuck. Featuring special guest Nyima Funk.

A talking tree joins the campaign as our team enters the deadly Company Retreat.

Credits:

Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai
Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young
Metamore: Bill Arnett
Caball’on Valentin, aka Gail Davidson-Durst: John Sabine
Slorp Dorfman: Liam O’Brien
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
High Time Queen: Brooke Breit

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover
Editor: Garrett Schultz
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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Comedian and Roastmaster General Jeff Ross returns to the podcast (along with special drop-in guest Dave Attell) to talk about performing in the age of political correctness, using comedy as a teaching tool, the lesser-known stand-ups of the ’50s and ’60s and the Netflix series “Bumping Mics” and “Historical Roasts.” Also, Aretha Franklin flips the bird, Jeff takes down Jerry Lewis, Dave gives props to Steve Martin (and Rod Serling) and the boys remember the never-aired New York Friars Club roasts. PLUS: “The Omega Man”! Uncle Miltie whips it out! Gilbert boards the Maxi-Bus! Dave launches a new series! And Jeff pays tribute to the late, great Don Rickles!

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Aphorisms: they’re the world’s favorite way to let somebody else handle the thinking. We all turn to a time-tested saying or phrase from time to time. It’s not a crime or nothin’. But what if lots of our most common sayings have actual meanings that are the opposite of our intention? What if lots of our go-to words and phrases have nightmare historical origins? And when we find out our language has those dark secrets, what should we do next as responsible speakers?

On this episode of The Cracked Podcast, Alex Schmidt teams up with comedians Greg Edwards and Caitlin Gill for a trip back in time, back through vocabularies, and back to the basics of the English language. They’ll examine how history, slang, and surprising shifts in meaning can mess with our most trusted sayings and phrases, turning our ordinary speech into insane ahistorical nonsense.

Footnotes: https://www.cracked.com/podcast/11-common-sayings-phrases-everyone-uses-wrong

Comedian extraordinaire Max Silvestri joins Scott to talk about his upcoming 10 minute stand-up set at the Great American Comedy Festival, the show 24, and taking a tour of Johnny Carson’s childhood home. Then, Sprague The Whisperer returns to talk about his new job. Plus, stuntman Conroy stops by to talk about his process.

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Comedian and actor Martin Short feels ashamed about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

Martin and Conan sit down to chat about the best time to be 30, the production of Godspell that started it all, how Martin’s Irish heritage shaped his comedy, doing Bette Davis in front of Bette Davis, and which character Martin would like to be buried as. Plus, Conan and his team deconstruct the family dynamic of the show.

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All rise, all rise, for the case of the century! It’s Freddy V. Jason and the gloves are off. Well, they’re on but one has finger blades and one is missing fingers. The point is, Matt and Paul are back to discuss the head-2-head of the dead-2-dead, in this, the final Friday of the original timeline. It’s In Voorhees We Trust With Gourley And Rust!

Kulap Vilaysack (Origin Story) joins Paul, June, and Jason to discuss the 2002 family musical comedy The Country Bears. They talk about the scale of the bears, Queen Latifah appearing as herself and a character, why Trixie wasn’t one of the Country Bears, honey being booze for bears, and much more. Plus, June shares advice on what to do if you encounter a bear.

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Conan monologue writers Brian Kiley and Laurie Kilmartin join Conan writers Mike Sweeney and Jessie Gaskell to talk about jokes that got cut from this week’s show. Then, Mike and Jessie have a conversation with Conan music director Jimmy Vivino, who has been with the show since 1993, and do a follow up from a previous episode with guest Chris Gethard. Plus, Australian stand-up comedian Rhys Nicholson stops by to chat right before making his American TV debut on Conan.

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A surprising plot development makes Sue reconsider marrying Jude. Plus, Michael’s wife Martha returns to discuss this new intrigue.

Drag queen Nina West joins Dave and Matt live from DragCon 2019 to talk all about the revisionist history amongst the Drag Race girls, Miss Piggy and Miss Yvonne as inspirations and the Nina West Foundation! Plus, surviving extreme homophobia in college, crying at the booth and Dave and Matt take questions from the audience!

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Leah Bonnema and Ted Alexandro join Negin to talk about Trump’s recent trip to London, the national desensitization to mass shootings, and ask: what is our responsibility when it comes to travel?

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Casey and Danielle are joined by the incomparable Deanna Cheng. THEY CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT NY BECAUSE NY IS GIVING US EVERYTHING AND IF YOU DONT AGREE WE DONT KNOW EACH OTHER ANYMORE!!!!! They also delve into Potomac, Bev Hills and Southern Charm. #MomenttoMomentWork

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What horror films should be added to the AFI’s signature list? Do films like The Sixth Sense or Psycho count as horror? Paul and Amy debate these questions live from the Overlook Film Festival in New Orleans, with special guests Sam Zimmerman from Shudder and Phil Nobile Jr. from Fangoria! They ask whether fast zombies are superior to slow zombies, discuss when meta-horror films become too meta, and wonder whether a horror film needs to be a little bit trashy.

Next week we return to the list with 1969’s Midnight Cowboy! Follow us on Twitter @Unspooled, get more info at unspooledpod.com and don’t forget to rate, review & subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts. Photo credit: Kim Troxall

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Zach Reino, Sarah Claspell, and Beth Appel join Matt Besser this week for scenes about an unlikely green card marriage, deciding how to compost a dead relative, and an unenthusiastic Disney attendee. Later, they’ll settle an argument with a parking lot attendant, meet a gentleman goblin, and steal a valuable piece of art with a casual plan.

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Cam talks Paris, moving and whiskey. Sets from George Chen, Bri Pruett, John Roy and Tom Thakkar.

Brunch IS the worst meal of all! This week, Bryan discusses the official response to protests by parents over the inclusion of LGBTQ lessons in Birmingham, England, and the storm of misinformation that’s been fueling the whole debacle. Then, Erin touches briefly on a few pro-choice bills being put forward in certain states before diving into the yikes-athon that has been minister and Louisiana College’s Dean of Human Behavior Joshua Joy Dara’s comments regarding women’s bodies during a mandatory sermon and the ensuing attempt to cover the whole thing up.

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Going fishing with Jay Mohr.

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Actress, comedian, writer Kimrie Lewis (Single Parents) joins Andrew and Tawny to discuss caller questions about getting involved in a verbal altercation on a train, the belief that a white man needs to be the candidate in order for the democrats to win, and much more. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

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Seleta Reynolds, General Manager of the LADOT joins Adam this week to talk about Elon Musk’s boring tunnel, the “vomit rule” and induced demand. Plus, learning from The Lord of the Rings, the issues with Uber and Lyft and being a subway boy vs a bus boy.

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Masha Gessen is a Russian-American journalist and author who joins Jonathan to shed light on the treatment of LGBTA in Russia. They discuss the strict anti-LGBTQA legislation that’s been passed, its impact on the day to day life of LGBTQA Russians, organizations to support that help support Russian queer community, and more.

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Actress, writer and comedian Jamie Denbo (Beverly In LA, American Princess) joins Howard and the team with daughter Nola in tow to count down the latest pop culture charts! We’ll hear Billboard’s Heatseeker Albums while Jamie talks about the experiences that inspired her new show American Princess. Then, they tear down Hugo’s pop culture hangups and hear out young Nola’s take on the Aladdin remake during the Movie Chart, and Howard explores the ethics of a summah loophole as they check out a fresh batch of Hot Picks.

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ALYSSA LIMPERIS comes to the studio to become The Boys’ moms.

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Lucas Hazlett (American Princess) joins Jess and Zach for an all new musical packed with mirages, scary camels, a chronicler, and more! With songs like “Boy Debate”, “Friggin’ Hot In The Desert”, and “Desert Love”, this ep will make you want to go on your own desert adventure!

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Recently declared PTSD free, a caller is interrupted by a cute little mouse while telling Geth about being emotionally and psychologically manipulated by someone very close to her.

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Reeling from his rejection by Elsa, Tucker contemplates whether he belongs on the ship. The crew arrive on the planet Adara, known for its beautiful inhabitants. The alien Sylpheed takes a very keen interest in Tucker… Featuring special guest Nyima Funk.