Bob is on the road and without his trusty pharmacist by his side, he has fallen ill to some Colorado-specific ailments. For instance…

Come one come all for the miraculous magic trick that is improv4humans! This week Danielle Schneider, Brian Huskey, and Seth Morris join Matt Besser for a playful romp through grief counseling, a savage look at Valentine’s Day, and a finale that can only be described as a full bang out! Pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Joe is an actor from The State that has starred in movies like Wanderlust and I Love You, Man

Dave Holmes spent years on MTV VJing chart topping singles, but how will he react to the Billboard Korea K-Pop Top 100 chart? He is an accomplished improviser, actor, and host with credits like Reno 911 and DVD on TV, so what will he think of this week’s Movie Chart? And how will Dave deal with a Chart Dart entry so confusing even Kulap couldn’t guess it?!?! Join Wie-Wie, Ku-Ku, and Dave on an adventure through Nic Cage movies and dorm fires and join us this Friday for another edition of Two Charted!

This week Bob is outsourcing his affirmation to a talented songwriter who I think we all know and love. Belly, if you’re listening, you know where to find Bob.

A few weeks ago we invited How Did This Get Made? listeners to join us at Largo in Los Angeles for a conversation on Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Next week we invite you to listen in as “Weird Al” Yankovic and special guests from the film discuss this throw-back disaster. Watch Birdemic: Shock and Terror (use that link and it helps us out!) and we’ll see you next week!

I’m craving something sweet, savory, and full of facts about taste buds! If you’re in the same boat, chow down on today’s Professor Blastoff where you’ll learn about virtual reality food from Dr. Kathleen Keller and Kyle’s infancy from Mother. Kip up and enjoy, compliments of Chef Blastoff.

We all love David Wain, but do we really KNOW David Wain? This week’s Comedy Bang Bang is the only place on the internet to get in-depth info about Wain’s personal life with the added perspective of his father and four-year-old son. I think we all already know plenty about Gary Busey’s personal life, but regardless, he is here to speak about his exotic bird collection and recent economic hardships, among other things. Plus David is breaking out the tunes both on his keyboard and in a freestyle rap battle. This is the type of episode you’ll want to pass down to your own children and grandchildren!

Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might be spared from your devastating plagues and ailments tonight.

Garett is a wonderful actor who you know from Deadwood, No Country For Old Men, and Winter’s Bone

Sklarbro Country is coming at you this week like a blind paralympian or a drunk Zamboni driver! Our guest is the lightning fast comedian Chris Fairbanks who talks to us about skateboarding, nudity as a defense in a fight, and what makes or breaks an impressionist. We get a quick and mysterious call from Mark Wahlberg and our first in-studio visit from Tim Gunn who clarifies his recent statement on celibacy. If you’re hungry for more Sklar Brothers, visit Jockular.com and watch their Point/Point web series. Zoom!

Ronna and Beverly are vacationing in London, but they aren’t taking any time off from their probing interviews. This week’s subject is Jeff Garlin from Curb Your Enthusiasm who tells the ladies about his breakfast with Oprah, his pubic grooming conundrum, his most disliked celebrities, and his sexual desires towards one of our fair hosts. Which one? You’ll have to listen to find out!

As Howard and Kulap prepare for their Vancouver premiere, they take a quick break to get together to celebrate each other’s charts. For Kulap it’s a hodgepodge of her favorite songs, television shows, movies, and cultural occurrences of the week. Howard keeps it musical as he counts down his Top 5 Business Moves by Musicians. From Prop 8 to Jimmy Buffet, you’ll get a double shot of Howard and Kulap to tide you over ’til next Wednesday. Can’t wait that long? Tickets are still available for Who Charted? in Vancouver!

This week, we leave you with a poem telling an important message about self-esteem and respect. As you go about your day today, don’t be so hard on yourself!

Pete Holmes is a perfect fit for Totally Laime! He joined us this week to talk about masturbatory fantasies, creative exhaustion, supernatural messages, and all of our other favorite topics! Get intimately acquainted with his sexuality, specifically in regards to Ryan Gosling and Pamela Anderson. Enjoy!

This week’s improv4humans is fit for all cliques: Nerds, jocks, meatheads, spitballs, fluff-eaters, time-traveling cyborg uncles, and Tahitian hotel workers. Our guests are Sean Conroy, Matt Walsh, and Jon Gabrus who take your suggestions from Twitter and transport you from Irish pubs to haunted suburban households. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Methinks it’s time to have Paul F. Tompkins back on Who Charted?! That’s just what we did this week as the artist previously known as Suit McGoo jams with Kulap and Howard over Billboard Digital Downloads, Movies, and Chart Piñata.  Where are Kelly Clarkson’s fans coming from? Who is the evilest Denzel Washington character? How do you play a chart game with a four-time guest? The answers to these questions and more await you on Who Charted?!

This week’s Affirmation Nation is for anyone suffering from diabetes and worried they’ll never be able to enjoy their favorite treats again. Here are just a few mouth-watering, insulin-moderating dishes for you to consider. Thanks Whitney!

Even if you’re still stuck in the credits of Cool as Ice, you probably know you’re in for something crazy! We watched it and invited Brian Huskey to join us in reveling in this relic of the early 90s. Weird biker gangs, inexplicable love stories, and the Witness Protection Program flesh out what is essentially a feature-length hip hop music video starring Vanilla Ice. What does Vanilla think of the movie? Learn as Rob Van Winkle joins the crew for the final few minutes to give insight into the stunts, the sets, and the jargon that has stood the test of time.

This week’s Professor Blastoff is the perfect accompaniment for your workout. Our guest is Alex Shadie who is an expert on disease and who shares with us the scary reality of viral pandemics, the progress being made in curing once-fatal diseases, and tips for avoiding disease. Be sure to wash your hands before you listen, and check with a doctor if you’ve been to any Billy Joel concerts lately.

Don’t stop listening to this podcast or you know what will happen! Paul Rust, Harris Wittels, and Michael Cassady from our favorite comedy-pop crossover act Don’t Stop or We’ll Die are in the studio to jam out some tunes before their matrimonial debut. And since we have these talented comedians here, why not have them play some What Am I Thinking? and Would You Rather? Don’t be surprised if some Hollywood legends and insiders show up while the band takes their bathroom breaks. After all, these are theRocky Vs. Rambo screenwriters we’re talking about!

Saint Valentine has been torturing the world’s lonely people for over 1500 years, but that ends now! Bob has some hopeful wishes and inspirational lyrics that are far more valuable than any chocolate sampler or wilted carnation. Happy Valentine’s Day.

This past weekend, arguably the largest event in sports was held. That’s right, we’re talking about the Super Bowl and we’ve invited Anthony Jeselnik, one of the most brutal roast comics there is, on the show as we discuss the legitimacy of the Puppy Bowl, ridiculousness of Madonna’s halftime show, and everything else that goes along with this event. Anthony shares some secrets of the Comedy Central Roast and joins us for a killer round of quick hits. Also joining us is unlikely sports commentator Pat Buchanan who brings his own opinions on this year’s record breaking Super Bowl. Head over to Jockular.com to check out The Sklars in “Point/Point”. HENDERSON!

Are you ready for a double shot of Ku-ku and Wie-wie? In this first ever episode of Two Charted, Howard and Kulap share their personal charts where you’ll learn about their favorite topics of the week especially made for Two Charted! Thank Ku for listening and keep coming back!

We are so so SO excited to have Sue Galloway on the show this week! She’s one of our favorite ladies of New York and she takes some time out from her busy schedule to tell us how a mailbox smashing hellcat became a hilarious storyteller, genius actress, and total cat lover. Enjoy!

The easy access Universal Crutch Pouch gets more than a brisk review in today’s Affirmation Nation.

Look, I don’t want to be confrontational but you should probably listen to improv4humans this week. Our guests are Jill Donnelly, Charlie Sanders, and Ben Schwartz and they’ll teach you a thing or two about antisemitism and car repair. It’s more pleasant than being stuck in an elevator without any arms.Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

If you thought the Super Bowl was thrilling, than you’ll lose your mind this week as Jake Fogelnest takes Comedy Credits to the next level. Everyone’s favorite alternative DJ and summer camp masturbator leaves his cat and legions of tweens back in New York and joins Howard and Kulap for a look at the largest leaping singles, the top performing movies, and a glimpse into his own life with Chart Roulette. We play a game that puts his fake animal rights activism to the test and he tells us about his less-than-ideal star sighting of Liam Gallagher. Come back on Friday when Howard and Kulap debut their first ever guest-less bonus show!

Just because you don’t have health insurance doesn’t mean you must be resigned to illness! This cold and flu season let Dr. Ducca let you in on some secrets to staying clear and breathing without labor.

Slight-of-hand, illusions, the occult, what does it all mean? It’s magic, and our guest this week is a master of it. Derek Hughes joins us on Professor Blastoff to share SOME of the secrets of the trade (no, he won’t explain his tricks) from apprenticeships to dealing with skeptics. Perhaps he’ll make a believer out of you!