We’re droppin’ wallets in the Earwolf studio this week! Attractive comedians (and teddy bear enthusiasts) Chelsea Peretti and Nick Thune join Scott for a feature-filled episode of Comedy Bang Bang. With the premiere of Sports Results, the return of Mike Detective, and classic favorites Jukebox Jury and What Am I Thinking?, we get to learn about Nick’s brand loyalty, Chelsea’s middle school lunch lady, and, of course, fucking. Plus, the story that LITERALLY brought Scott to giggles once when he was drunk! Keep leaving your catchphrase suggestions and while you’re online, might as well submit an iTunes review.

Stephen Root on KPCS!

He’s cute. He’s funny. He’s smart. and guys? He’s CANADIAN!!! oh yeah, and THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH is also insanely talented – in UCB’S Baby Wants Candy, and as the star of Splinterheads! Happy 2011. Enjoy.

You’ve waited patiently and after much deliberation, a second movie has been chosen! It’s the new medieval thriller Season of the Witch! Go get your ticket now so you’ll be ready next week to discuss this disaster from Nic Cage. See you then!

It’s time for the Sklarbro Country Year in Review episode! Randy and Jason talk through the biggest events…of 2011. Then they go back and look at 2010 with the help of Jerry Jones, Tiger Woods, Racist Vin Scully, Snoop Dogg, Sam Elliot, and Owen Wilson! Plus an update on the Bruce Jenner saga, and some very important news from the world of darts. Be sure to see Sklarbro Country LIVE at SF Sketchfest, and join Prediculous while you’ve still got a chance! If you have a second, check out the video of a Sklardinal attracted to the dulcet tones of Randy and Jason.

If your New Year’s resolution is to enjoy more fabulous sketch comedy, you’ve come to the right place! Drew and friends Mikey and Amy grant us insight into directory assistance operators, focus groups drama queens, new age friendships and more! Learn Drew’s resolutions, and get to know Mikey and Amy through their past drug experiences and television habits. Be sure to comment and let us know what YOUR resolutions are, and join us next week on Glitter in the Garbage!

It’s a new year on Who Charted? and we finally have a guest who knows what we’re talking about! Comedian Jason Nash gives actual legitimate feedback regarding the top country music singles and family-friendly Redbox rentals of the week. The Wild Card Chart is made up of listeners most uncomfortable Holiday moments, which gives Kulap a forum to air her Fleshlight questions. Thanks for listening and, as always, leave your comments and dubstep remixes on Earwolf!

It’s 2011, and you’re listening to “Mike Detective” with Rob Huebel! Also, before and after that you are listening to Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast with Scott Aukerman, Patton Oswalt and the aforementioned Mr. Huebel. The gang somberly and respectfully discusses the great phosphorous attack of 2010 before launching into hilarious comedy bits like our newest feature: Alive or Dead. It wouldn’t be a Patton Oswalt episode without Star Wars talk, and it would be a shame to have Huebel on without discussing prostate cancer prevention or letting him show off his brilliant foley work. Thanks for listening, and be sure to leave us comments with your catchphrase suggestions and applause videos.

Randy and Jason throw down some mad sledge this week on Sklarbro Country! T.J. Miller graces the calming shores primarily as a note-taker, but fortunately he finds time to tell us about his journey to Hollywood and to share one of his favorite jokes. The Sklars are back to sklarbitration, this week helping Diego Maradona with his drug accusations. And for those who have been worried, Bruce Jenner calls in to give us an update on his living situation. There’s still time to join Prediculous, and to pick up a Sklarbro Country shirt to start your new year right!

Happy New Year! We saved an awesome one for last of 2010 – even though it’s a few weeks late, we know you’ll enjoy it because it’s with our special guest, stand up comedian SHANNON HATCH! She’s funny, she’s into cheez-its and guys? she’s a total slut (evidence: her twitter name is cheezitslut. So there.) As if that weren’t enough, she also tells one of the best rancid meat stories we’ve heard. EVER! Enjoy.

If you look past the candy wrappers, gift wrap, and greeting cards, you can still see the glitter in the garbage! We bring you some post-Christmas catharsis from Drew and his friends Stephanie, Ron, and Sam. Hear how Spice World and a place called “The Butterfly House” changed Drew’s life before we head into the conversations of traveling strangers and teachers at a lunch room. Listeners will get some free therapy by proxy, and hear an exclusive one-of-a-kind reunion of The Facts of Life cast! We hope your New Year’s plans involve drinks, drugs, and of course, glitter.

Why count down the stupid seconds until the lame new year with your idiot friends when you can listen to Kulap and Howard count down the charts! We get a break from Katy Perry and Rhianna with a look at the hottest rock charts, plus movies and the brand-new segment Chart Roulette! Guest Brendon Walsh talks to us about hot dog innovations, doing comedy in Austin, and crappy corporate rebellion. Let us know in the comments what you think of the new chart intro music, and have a Happy New Year!

Billy Bob Thornton on KPCS!

‘Tis the season to relive your favorite comedy bits from the year! You voted and the answers are in for the best characters, guests, songs, and episodes of Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast 2010. Scott and some of Earwolf’s closest friends count down the awards while lifting the curtain on what goes into making Comedy Bang Bang so special and hilarious. Thanks for listening this year and happy holidays!

A music teacher tries to stop her newborn’s crying with lullabies. Turns out it’s the worst thing she can do.

Sklarbro Country returns to it’s athletic roots with Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner and black belt (slash Roastmaster General) Jeffrey Ross. Jeff takes us through his career from his stand-up origins to his favorite roast jokes such as this rare gem from the roast of Emmitt Smith. He holds court with Randy and Jason as they Sklarbitrate the case for Fed-Ex heir Cannon Smith and figure out what in the world Paris Hilton needs with a motorcycle racing team. We catch up with Bruce Kardashian, I mean Jenner, and his version of reality-show stardom. Fill your boring holidays with fun through Prediculous and email us with your names for the Rocky theorem. Folks!

“…The glitter was hung by the garbage with care in hopes that St Drew Droege soon would be there!”

This week, Drew gets festive with his friends Michaela, Colleen, and Edi as they celebrate everything abhorrent about spending time with family. We learn about Drew’s traumatic educational experiences, as well as the traumatic experiences of a poor robbed restaurateur dealing with the gayest detectives on the force. It gets a wee bit voyeuristic as we journey into the lives of some of Utah’s finest sister wives, as well as prescient as we look into the future with Mystic Visions. Merry Christmas!

Merry Xmas Laimewads! As our gift to you, please enjoy this podcast with the hilarious GIL OZERI, comedy writer for ABC’s upcoming “Happy Endings” and also star of the amazing upcoming Comedy Central album featuring his legendary phone sex prank calls – one of which is featured here. And of course it’s the Jewish one because we can’t leave psychic Andy out. Happy Holidays and Enjoy!

Ku-ku and Wie-wie are back for week three-three here on Who Charted?! Guest Natasha Leggero brings in her patented disdain for the bourgeoisie as the three count down the hottest music, movies, and Christmas toys for the week. We learn why dancers are so moody, which songs have made it over to the Belgian charts, and what Howard’s dad thinks of Miley Cyrus. Thanks for putting us on the iTunes charts, and keep listening!

Paul Scheer and his friends went to see Burlesque, and you might be shocked to hear that they didn’t like it. Paul, June, Jason, and guest Nick Kroll help us sift through the glitter and sadness that makes up this Golden Globe nominated film. June shares with us some of the life lessons she learned from this future-classic and everyone shares their personal “WHAT THE FUCK?” moment. Email us at howdidthisgetmade@earwolf.com with your thoughts on Burlesque and nominations for future movies to investigate.

If you asked for festive characters and heavy-handed puns in your letter to Santa, than Christmas is coming early for you! Scott welcomes Colin Hanks to this special episode, along with a slew of popular guests. Cake Boss and El Chupacabra present each other with Christmas gifts and Cake Boss treats us to his second-sight into 2011. Bob Ducca gives us a sense of what he wants for Christmas, and Scott’s neighbor Don de Mello teaches all of us (but mainly Colin) about show business. Brett Gelman makes some friends, some enemies, and some meaningful artistic literature. Stay tuned to the end for a Christmas miracle: Plugs. Merry Christmas!

Andy Richter (Comedian, Conan O’Brien’s right hand man) joins Kevin!

Paul shares a special announcement regarding the Paywall.

It’s always sunny in Sklarbro Country when Owen “The Butterscotch Stallion” Wilson and Kaitlin Olson (The Butterscotch Philly, of course) drop by. Kaitlin regales us with the joys of motherhood and the well-kept state of the Earwolf bathroom before she and The Sklars launch into some longer-than-usual hits about Shaq, Baron Davis, and Cliff Lee’s wife. Owen gives us some insight on his recovery from depression as well as the affair he probably had with Sheryl (Cheryl? Sharrel?) Crow. Leave us your best D.J. names for Rony Seikaly and join the rest of the Sklarmy over at Prediculous. Amber Alert!

If you don’t find living on a cruise ship at Gauntanamo Bay interesting, or if you don’t like funny smart dudes, then you probably shouldn’t listen to this episode with Elizabeth’s new favorite colleague, STEPHEN RUDDY of UCB Theatre’s Gravid Water… But if you do like all of the above, then ENJOY!

We’re back for week number two, this time with Mike Rose and Pete Zias! Drew explains for us why he feels the way he does about Maya Angelou, and Mike and Pete contribute stories about meeting their heroes (or at least reality television stars). We get to listen to a meaningful conversation between three similarly named friends, and learn a valuable lesson about gift appropriateness during Community Beat with Dwight Sim. Come visit us again next week: That is, if you don’t have to leave the country with any sort of political figure.

For those of you waiting to hear how things have changed in the charts, we have an update: Howard still hates Harry Potter. He and Kulap bring in Kumail Nanjiani to discuss Bruno Mars, Jake Gyllenhaal, and of course, Florian Henckel von Donnersmack. We learn some important facts about fireworks, which are mostly silly but sometimes killy. As if that wasn’t enough, there’s Norbit talk! You can’t do better than that! So go buy some Rhianna, watch Tangled, and join us next week on Who Charted?

Colin Hanks (Actor, “The Good Guys”) joins Kevin!

Get your Aukerman on this week on Comedy Bang Bang! Due to uproarious positive feedback, Harris Wittels joins the show to give listeners the gift of Harris’s Phone Corner! Fortunately for those who aren’t the biggest HPC fans, Reggie Watts decides to stick around and treat us to some questions about his romantic, psychedelic, and musical past. Reggie provides live music for the entire episode, and Teamster Tommy Malone makes his first appearance to talk about his sexual problems and adoration for Phish. Harris’s Phone Corner runs just long enough to allow time for What Am I Thinking? and the premiere of the Motorcycle Theme Song! Happy Holidays from all of us at Earwolf, and don’t forget to check out the multitude of stocking stuffers available in the Earwolf Store.

If you’ve ever wanted to watch crappy movies with the industry’s best comedians, you are in luck! Paul Scheer has vowed to watch the worst garbage Hollywood can produce and report back to us with the results. June Diane Raphael and Jason Mantzoukas will join him to watch the first selection: Burlesque! Come back next week to hear everyone has to say about it.