We have three guests this week: Howard’s brother, the ghost of Frank Sinatra, and Jen Kirkman. When Jen isn’t drinking wine, writing on NBC, or studying American History, she’s trying to figure out band names and movie plots with Howard and Kulap. We have our very first Alternative Music chart, plus movies and chart roulette. Listen for Jen’s advice on how to make a terrible song enjoyable, and visit Earwolf to hear this week’s stereo-pumping music chart.

After our nap through The Last Airbender, we thought we’d take an adrenaline-fueled ride through hell with Drive Angry 3D. If you like your movies illogical, uninspiring, and full of weird sex, you’ve come to the right place. Curtis Gwinn joins Paul, June, and Jason to figure out why there are muscle cars in hell, how the casting process works, and what a “God Gun” is. Listen to hear if your Nic Cage movie pitch got chosen, and to learn how much it would cost you to make a film of this magnitude.

A mom who finds breastfeeding stressful discovers that a machine helps her feel closer to her son.

After months upon months of asking, Scott finally receives an answer to the all important question “What’s Up Hot Dog?” He also receives the answer to the less important questions “What is Hot Dog’s favorite band?” and “How does Hot Dog feel about races other than his own?” Comedian and detective (as we’ll all remember from The Opener) Ben Schwartz helps Scott through this chance encounter by judging singing contests, proctoring depression tests, and performing some impressive role-playing. Jukebox Jury makes its final appearance (we hope), and we take a trip through comedy history with some Slam Slam jokes. Keep leaving your catchphrase suggestions, and check Scott out in Austin and Chicago.

Lauren Graham (“Parenthood” “Bad Santa”) chats with Kevin Pollak

Dreams come true guys! After being huge fans of actor KYLE BORNHEIMER’S from his hilarious role on Worst Week and now on NBC’s Perfect Couples, we would never have believed that we would hang with such a cool dude. Well, not only did that happen but he came over to our house, hung out with us for a hilarious hour and let us know that he is indeed super cool (for example: he would not like Hitler even if he were awesome in a dunk contest)! Enjoy.

No folks, you Sklaren’t having deja vu: Patton Oswalt joins us YET AGAIN this week on Sklarbro Country! And even if you’re as big a nerd as Patton is, if you follow his logic you too can enjoy the calming shores of Sklarbro Country. Patton shows off his acting chops by presenting a series of passages from Monday Night Jihad by Jason Elam, and pitches some of his movie ideas to fellow returning guest Owen Wilson. So crack open an Erdinger, soak in a tub full of Sklar, read up on yourHenderson trivia, and enjoy your time in Sklarbro Country. And if you’re dealing with any legal disputes, say herbicide or a fixed hockey contest, head over to Legal Zoom!

Oh Say Can You See the Glitter in the Garbage? Drew and his friends Roy and Jordan celebrate Presidents’ Day with a tribute to an American hero, President Ronald Reagan. Join us on this trip through American history: From loud-and-proud racists to more subtle, liberal racists. From the American legacy of antiquing to the American tendency to like something just because it’s “artistic.” So pick up something nice from the Macaroni Grill, pause Black Swan, and chow down on Glitter in the Garbage!

Coming in at number one on our volleyball-loving Greek comedian chart is ZACH GALIFIANAKIS! Zach and his trusty Vespa traversed through the rough terrain to make it to the Who Charted base camp. He tells us some Bieber secrets in the Top Singles chart, tries to figure out Gnomeo and Juliet in the movies chart, and plays an ultra-personal round of Chart Roulette! If you’ve been wondering what Zach smells like, or what kind of music he dances to, wait no longer. And check out the Who Charted? show page on Earwolf for Howard and Kulap’s personal charts!

Listen, we’re sorry about that last movie. It was admittedly terrible beyond belief. But if there is one thing we can count on over at How Did This Get Made, it’s the work of Nic Cage. Won’t you join us for Drive Angry? It was shot in 3D! Here is your assignment: Pitch a Nic Cage film using the following guidelines- Nic Cage is a [BLANK] who is [BLANK]ed by [BLANK]s. Now he must [BLANK] before [BLANK] in [TITLE]. See you in a few!

Marc Maron is a true pioneer when it comes to new media. He traveled from terrestrial radio through internet television and landed in the podcast world with WTF with Marc Maron. Marc brings the honesty and frankness that he is famous for to The Wolf Den, be it discussing what he sees as the future of podcasting, how his show has become a business or how WTF is the best thing he’s ever done. Visit www.wtfpod.com to hear his interviews with Scott Aukerman, The Sklar Brothers, Paul Scheer, and other Earwolf favorites.

Very few people get to see the world of podcasting from Christine E. Taylor’s view. A journalist and blogger, Christine fell in love with comedy podcasts and is doing a bang-up job of telling the rest of the world. Recorded at Cobb’s Comedy Club before Sklarbro Country LIVE (now available through the Earwolf Store), she and Jeff discuss the direction we’re headed, and what it’s going to take to get there. You can find Christine at her website www.ChristineETaylor.com where there are interviews, reviews, and much more.

Our visitor this week is Cole Stratton; a comedian, podcaster, and one of the founders of S.F. Sketchfest. Cole has a unique insight into what it takes to put on a live podcast, and how comedy festivals such as his are adapting to the growth of the medium. He and Jeff discuss the tricky subject of podcast monetization and how social media sites like Twitter can affect a budding show. You can hear Earwolf personalities such as Paul Scheer and The Sklar Brothers on his show Pop My Culture.

Doug Benson was one of the first comics to explore the world of podcasting. While his show has changed networks, formats, and even names, Doug Loves Movies has stayed on the top of the comedy podcasting charts through it all. In this episode of The Wolf Den, he and Jeff discuss getting the attention of advertisers, booking guests, and where the medium is headed. Podcasting fans, as well as creative people of all types, will enjoy hearing how he balances his job as an entertainer and as a businessman.

The Wolf Den is back with Nick Kroll and Seth Morris. Nick and Seth are two of the most popular Earwolf guests, but fans might not recognize their voices. Seth does the popular character of Bob Ducca, and Nick plays many characters from El Chupacabra to Bobby Bottleservice. They tell us why podcasting is on the up-and-up and what that has meant to their careers. Plus, announcements about job availability and upcoming events in the Earwolf world. If you haven’t already, check out Bob Ducca and Bobby Bottleservice on twitter.

Welcome to The Wolf Den, an informational look at Earwolf from the people behind the scenes. In this first episode, we meet Earwolf CEO Jeff, Audio Engineer Doug, and Interns Aaron, Shahruz, and Caroline. Learn how Earwolf came to be, find out what it means to be a member of the Den, and hear questions and stories from Earwolf’s biggest fans. We’ll be back soon with announcements, requests, and other fun bonus material only available through The Wolf Den.

And the Oscar for Outstanding Episode of a Comedy Podcast goes to: THIS EPISODE OF Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast! Additionally, the Oscar for Outstanding Former Musician Who is Now a Comedian and Does the Theme Song goes to Reggie Watts! Of course, the Oscar for Outstanding Call-Back to a Previous Episode goes to Jeremy Piven. We just have one more, the Oscar for Outstanding New Feature which will go to Oscar Trivia. No Oscars for Paul Giamatti because he’s fat and bald and doesn’t bathe.

Steve Jones, “Sex Pistols,” chats with Kevin about his life, his music career and his radio dj’ing.

The Nigerian Prince was right –  CASEY WILSON from SNL and ABC’S upcoming Happy Endings is fun and cutie! Not only did she discuss prison love but she dove right into all things Oprah so you can only imagine how thrilled Elizabeth was! OH, and if any of the members of the band the DAVENPORTS are listening, your future wife’s email address is mentioned within so take good notes. Enjoy!

Henderson Nation, we have some advice for you: Don’t do crack, drink chocolate milk, and listen to Sklarbro Country. That’s all we got…oh wait, no it isn’t! We “got” a great episode with Dana Gould and Jesse “The Body” Ventura! Dana explains what it’s like to grow up in a house full of athletes, and tells us about the wrestling sensation Lucha VaVoom. Apparently Jesse Ventura bought our Sklarbro Country Live recording and wasn’t too pleased with what we said about him. If that’s not enough, we have our FIRST EVER Nascar story, plus an exquisite Steve Garvey video that will make you seen ninjas in a whole new light. Don’t forget to stop by Legal Zoom to protect your legality lest Elijah Wood turn you in.

This week on Glitter in the Garbage, we offer to you a step-by-step plan to get you out of your trailer park and into Hollywood! Step one: See a hypnotist, or at least call one. Step two: Take a stand-up comedy class (especially if you’re a lady). Step three: Do some yoga, eat some mung beans, say some terrible things about the people you know. Step four: Move to Los Feliz and join the comedy duplex with Drew, Melinda, and Taylor. Now wasn’t that easy?

It’s Valentine’s Week and we’re here to seduce you on Who Charted?! This week Old People Be Lovin’ with the lovable and hilarious Moshe Kasher. Moshe cracks the code on making a country music hit in our music chart, plays a rather competitive round of Chart Darts, and answers the age old debate: Who is sexier, Justin Bieber or Adam Sandler. You’ll learn a bit about Jewish culture, Laotian cuisine, and find out if you have what it takes to be Moshe’s valentine. Be sure to check out the show page at Earwolf to hear an exclusive bonus chart full of classic hip-hop!

Some movies are so bad they’re good, some are so bad they’re bad, and then there’s The Last Airbender. It’s the story of the lil’ Avatar that could, and is riddled with enough racism and weird dialogue to disorient you for days. Jon Daly somehow got roped into the torture of this movie, and joins Paul, June, and Jason to work through the pain. Listen to hear if your back-handed compliment was used, and leave us comments on Earwolf and Facebook if you can explain the whole moon princess storyline.

This week, Kevin is joined by Castle, Firefly, and Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog star Nathan Fillion!

After having her first child, a woman experiences heart failure and is told she has less than a 50 percent chance of surviving another pregnancy. Through a surrogate, she finally gets her “miracle” baby and is surprised to discover he’s just a regular kid.

Hey guyz it’s Marissa Wompler and Scott was all like “if you want to be an intern you have to write about the show” and I was like “um ok I guess.” So, ummm….i kind of dont remember what happened. that guy Andy Richter was there. do you guys know who that is? hes like from Conan or something. umm so yeah, he was there and he talked about boners and stuff. we played this really STUPID game called “Guess the Celebrities’ Real Name” but we also played this really really fun game called “What Am I Thinking” and i was really really good at it and it was super fun and I think I’m going to play it at my next sleep-over. if you want to leave me valentines and stuff you can leave them in the comments with catch-phrases and stuff. KBYEZ!

Happy Valentine’s Day! For this here day of love, we discussed all things Valentine with comedy writer and performers PETE KARINEN and SARA SIMMONDS, who are ALSO LOVERS!!!! It’s all about LOVE ya’ll!! oh, and we also talk about the dirtiest thing Elizabeth has ever done. Ever. Enjoy!

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with great pride we announce that Jon Bon Jovi now owns Sklarbro Country! Well, at least he’s trying to buy it, and with a show this great how can you blame him? Rich Fulcher of The Mighty Boosh and Snuff Box explains how he became a non-Brittish Brittish superstar and makes it very clear how he feels about cricket. Jerry Jones makes his first post-Super Bowl appearance to discuss the seating controversy and what he’s going to do for all the disenfranchised fans. Now, while you go pick up Sklarbro Country LIVE from our store, we’re off to trademark “moose knuckle” at Legal Zoom.

Ah, Los Angeles in February, can’t you just taste the Glitter in the Garbage? With Oscar nominations out you can see all the Angelinos in their native habitat, be it discussing their plastic surgery, protecting their neighborhoods from invaders, ruing their thoughtless parents, or being rued by their own children. Drew, Brian, and Bryan make their opinions of the 83rd Annual Academy Awards very clear, and we want to know what YOU think of the movies nominated. Leave your comments about Annette Bening, The Social Network, child actors and anything else at Earwolf.

Doug loves movies, poker, Julio Iglesias, marijuana, and CHARTS! Mr. Benson is no stranger to the podcasting world, and we are lucky to have his expertise this week on Who Charted?! Hear about Doug’s interesting Super Bowl Sunday, his thoughts on the previously mentioned “rumble seats,” and why his Last Comic Standing experience was so unique. Chart Roulette is back better than ever, and with the return of the pop music chart, we get our first glimpse of a Chart Mutation.