In a VERY special episode of Bitch Sesh and a fundraiser for Vote Mama, Casey and Danielle are joined by Scandal’s Katie Lowes, Scott Foley and Josh Malina (who are huge Bachelor stans), to finally settle the battle once and for all of which is better garbage TV, “Real Housewives” or “The Bachelor”?  It’s a fight to the finish, insults are hurled, legs are thrown, and attractions are formed. 

Plus Casey and Danielle discuss Ashley’s eerie calm at the wine barn gathering, Robin’s texting faux-pas and why Sonja’s townhouse should be turned into an historical landmark. 

Thank you so much to everyone who attended and contributed, we raised $28K for Vote Mama, an organization that supports democratic moms with young children running for office up and down the ballot. If you want to donate or get involved or find out more info visit Votemama.org. 

Join Casey, Danielle, June Diane Raphael and Jessica St. Clair for a DEEP discussion and fond farewell to a Housewives adjacent show that has been there for these gals in the darkest of days. The Kardashians. Casey and Danielle talk Housewives and why Rinna must go and then the goodbye’s begin. Kacey Kune and Kessica (get it??!) relive their favorite moments and reveal which Kar Koo Koo they each think they are. Spoiler Alert: June is a Kim, Casey is a Khloe and Jess is a Kris and no one wants to be a Kourtney. Let’s raise a glass and adjust our Skims. Join us.

Though California be burning around them, Casey and Danielle are joined by the lovely and insightful, Bravo Historian herself, Sam Bush. Sam wants Rinna and Jayne to go, fondly remembers when Kim Z spelled cat with a ‘k’ and she’s worried about Monique. Casey’s worried about herself because of how in love she is with her new favorite show “Darcey and Stacey” and Danielle laments all that we lost this week. Starting with Denise and ending with Dorit’s new house… 

Casey and Danielle come to you hungover from their live show and from Dorinda’s final meltdown, both of which they may never recover. It’s the end of the NYC season but thank god we have Viva La Diva to carry us through. They discuss Denise’s reunion lewk, the bird attack heard round the (housewives world), and the undoing of Lisa Rinna.

Plus Deanna Cheng sings (and raps) us home with a sweet new ditty. 

Casey and Danielle mourn the loss of the matriarch of Blue Stone Manor, Ms. Dorinda Medley, who they are sad to see go, even though they called for her dismissal. Then, hilarious writer and comedian,Chelsea Devantez, joins them to discuss the best ways to cheat on your spouse, why shopping at Payless is not a sob story, and why Karen’s “assistant” is always put in quotations. 

Then as an added treat, Chelsea deep dives into her end of summer celebrity book club selections from NeNe Leakes, Jessica Simpson and Leah Remini, one memoir more riveting (and bananas) than the next. Spoiler alert, NeNe literally writes an entire chapter on why Kim Zolciak is garbage.

Casey and Danielle are gloriously joined by BFFFF June Diane Raphael who is without her normal nail technicians but not without strangeness surrounding her multi tasking. June is besotted by Leah, wants more Bunny and astutely points out that Lu covering Dorinda’s diarrhea smell with Chanel body wash is basically the entire franchise: Covering shit with Chanel. The girls also say a sad, unexpected goodbye. To June’s therapist. 

BITCH SESH “LIVE” IS SEPTEMBER 3RD 5:30PST / 8:30EST. Join us for song dance, communion and special guest Jason Mantzoukas! (And send Boots on the Ground to BootsontheGroundbs@gmail.com) Tickets available at link below or at Future Beat or on Casey and Danielle’s instagrams:

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Casey and Danielle are joined by the iconic Ziwe who is officially now one name only and no one is more deserving of one name-ness! They discuss RHONY, Potomac and Bev Hills and Casey admits to a very strange email she’s sent. Danielle continues to try and pick up the pieces of after cartoon gate part TWO. 

Casey and Danielle are a little late this week (okay it’s already next week), but it’s worth the wait as they have Sasha Morfaw of The Bravo Breakdown and she is giving us laughs, hot takes and straight up knowledge about housewives near and far. Coming straight to us from Sasha’s presence at the Potomac virtual premiere (which Casey and Danielle were NOT invited to) they talk bird attacks, Gizelle’s new (yet old) relationship, Sonja’s bewilderment at her own fashion line and of course BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO.

Plus, they ask the big question that every Real Housewives fan wrestles with, “Does Luann have a heart?” The answer is pending. 

Casey and Danielle are back in the virtual nook, STILL RIDING HIGH from their two part vacation to Blue Stone Manor in the Berkshires. They are joined by the lovely and funny Marcos Luevanos who is just as invigorated by Leah as Casey is and even more invigorated by her Kimora Lee Simmons Baby Phat sweatshirt. They discuss Ramona’s insipid 63rd birthday party for her BFFFFFF’s and Marcos wonders if maybe – just maybe – Elyse is a ghost. IT’S POSSIBLE.  Casey also sits down with new Below Deck Med correspondent, the legend, Blair Beeken who weighs in on life on the high seas. AHOY.

Casey and Danielle got the interview of the ‘tine as they sit down with actress, model, writer, producer, activist, podcasteaur, and now housewife of Beverly Hills, Garcelle Beauvais!! They talk her amazing career, her thoughts on Sutton’s “fashions”, and which Cuomo she wants in her vagina (spoiler, it’s BOTH!!!). 

They also discuss the email heard round the world and what it was actually like in the Maison de Girardi. Garcelle is as funny, gracious and open as we dreamed she’d be and it’s not to be missed. 

Danielle is joined by two SUPERSTAR bitch Sesh faves this week with brilliant guest co-host Akilah Green and the very buff and always hilarious Joel Kim Booster. They talk about the re-opening of Blue Stone Manner and the re-turn of Lu the demon plus the difficulties of rooting for someone when everyone is simply …horrendous . Plus , they discuss why Teddi is the Elyse of Beverly Hills and what room of a restaurant they each would like to redecorate. No more driving lessons, lots more Kim Richards, and many more demands we make of Bravo. Enjoy!

Casey and Danielle reach new highs this week and plummet to new lows. In the highs department is FAN FAVORITE guest, the hilarious and gorgeous Ana Ortiz, whose take on Sutton from BH will knock your damn socks off. We introduce an upcoming Celebrity Book Club we hope you will all participate in, wherein the delightful and funny Chelsea Devantez will lead us in unpacking important seminal works such as Jessica Simpson’s book, Open Book (and more). Low’s include Danielle and Casey discussing the nether regions of intimate family members. It’s…very uncomfortable and deeply unsettling. Like Sutton!

In this week’s episode we most importantly want to thank our amazing listeners who raised over $45,500 in donations for the Justice for Breonna Taylor GoFundMe. You guys are amazing and wonderful.

Let’s honor the memory of Breonna Taylor on her birthday. She would be 27 years old on June 4th. Please DONATE to Breonna Taylor’s Go Fund Me, JUSTICE FOR BREONNA TAYLOR.

Casey and Danielle are honored with the talent and humor of EMMY WINNER Dan Bucatinsky, whose knowledge and psychological case studies of the housewives are mind-blowing . Also he’s been out to dinner with Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin, need we say more?!!! They discuss schadenfreude, Doctor(?) Daryl, Buca di Beppo Booths and Will Smith’s Ex-Wife.

Plus Casey and Danielle talk about the slightly unnatural ways that are keeping them from losing their minds.