Writer, producer, and former Jeopardy contestant (!!!) Louis Virtel (Throwing Shade) chats with the guys this week about all the game shows, making your own shirts, and the Jesse’s (Metcalfe & Bradford respectively). Plus, Louis talks about never having a boyfriend, the allure of the tall dark and handsome guy, and more!

This episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh (code: HOMOPHILIA30).

Jo Firestone and Manolo Moreno play listener-created games with their comedian friends and listener call-ins. New episodes every Wednesday starting 10/25!

John Fugelsang (Page Six TV, Tell Me Everything) and Travon Free (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) join Negin to talk about why the Iran Deal and the Clean Power Plan make conservatives so mad. They also discuss Congress’s response to Trump scrapping health insurance subsidies. Plus, John explains that Trump’s goal is “to undo everything the black guy did.”

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Danielle is joined by special guest co-host and former Vicky apologist June Diane Raphael and she drops some thoughts on David Beador’s chip eating, Carol Radziwill’s life choices and Vicky Gunvalson’s sex appeal that will shake your foundation. Plus Vulture’s own Brian J. Moylan stops by to discuss working with Erika Jayne and to confront June on a truth she needs to face. This is an all-star ep that you’ll eat up faster than a flesh eating bacteria infection after a botched boob job. 

The year was 1982, and John Carpenter was white hot. Coming off a string of successes like Halloween and Escape From New York, Universal Studios approached him to direct a remake of Howard Hawkes’ The Thing From Another World. The result was The Thing, a landmark sci-fi horror film that set the bar for practical special effects, creature design, and tin-can tension. And everyone hated it.

This week, Tom is joined by Cracked’s David Christopher Bell and comedian David Huntsberger as they discuss the construction of the incredible special effects for The Thing, the lengths Carpenter went to create a constant feeling of paranoia in the film, and how fantastically little of a shit Wilford Brimley gave about the whole operation.

Daring to dream with Marc Summers.

Jess McKenna and Jon Gabrus join Matt Besser for a special improv3humans live from the Windy City! We meet extremely high-test opera singers, a stranger who buys dogs off the street, and actors performing dramatic Muppet scenework. Plus, Fake Ben Franklin goes to a frat party, and true love gets in the way of a robotic uprising.

This episode is sponsored by HBO’s Tracy Ullman’s Show.

This week, Bryan and Erin discuss the #MeToo movement as well as stories about California’s female inmate firefighting program and the Family Research Council’s Value Voter Summit. Guest Kathryn Burns (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) gives the scoop on being a Texas transplant in LA, forging a career in choreography, and the theory behind line dancing.

This episode is sponsored by BaubleBar (code: SHADE), JustFab, HBO’s Tracy Ullman’s Show, and Casper Mattresses(code: SHADE)

Cracked host Alex Schmidt joins Andrew to discuss stories of Hollywood assault, supporting victims of abuse, and much more. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323)389-RACE.

Erik Prince (George Basil), founder of the “private military services” firm Blackwater/Academi, thoroughly terrifies Mark & Pete on this week’s Hard Nation. While chowing down on octopus tartar, he discusses creating human/Great Dane hybrid soldiers and his favorite movie Snow Dogs. Plus: Mark makes a major announcement.

Actor/comedian/SNL writer Nick Rutherford makes his return on this week’s Who Charted! They count down the Top 5 Trending Songs on YouTube while Howard brings the heat over a series of canceled shows and Nick talks about his new film “The Unicorn.” During the Movie Chart, Nick acts out a survival scenario, and Kulap shares her cupping massage horror stories on Two Charted.

This episode is sponsored by BaubleBar (code: CHARTED) and The Second City Training Center.

Matt and Matt determine their criteria for Bond Henchpeople and precede to spend two hours ranking 24 of them.

Gethard has a meandering chit chat with a photographer and former photo developer who details the unusual things people put on film, like nazi motorcycle gang orgies and police crime scene photos. The caller opens up about his interest in the macabre and surprises Geth with his unusual tattoos.

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The fast and furiously funny Seth Morris chats of a youth spent on the crazy streets of San Francisco, and does QUITE well with the Famous Questions segment.

Actor Zach Gilford (Friday Night Lights) joins Jensen and Matty to talk about his new YouTube red show Lifeline, his love of camping, Marco Polo app, putting your phone down in the car, Jelani Aryeh, how we were late on FIFA, and many more things you should know about.

Tony Award nominee for Book of Mormon and current King George III in Hamilton, Rory O’Malley, takes the stage this week in the new hit musical, STRAIGHT TO BRADWAY. This truly is a theatrical production about a theatrical production! With songs like “3 True Facts About Sally Struthers”, “Underpass Lovers” and “10,000 Hours (With You)”, you will be very (Malcolm) Glad(well) you tuned in…

Actor Tyler Alvarez joins Emily and Deanna for this week’s HTBLO! He talks about acting in the Netflix series American Vandal and Orange Is the New Black before giving his take on the motives behind a “heyy,” the dad bod fanny pack, and the benefits of meeting people organically.

This episode is sponsored by BaubleBar (code: HTBLO) and ThirdLove.

Sean and Hayes bring LOU WILSON onto the show to hear about working on Netflix’s American Vandal and also for something else.

This episode is sponsored by The Second City Training Center.

The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago.

Credits:

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Devan Whistlestring: Chris Lee
D’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka “DQ”): Tim Ryder
Borghilde the Fortune Teller: Rebecca Hansen
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Garrett Schultz
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz
Photographer: Kyle Telechan
Fan Art: Kotta Katsuda

This episode is brought to you by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: TAVERN).

Prized horse fighters Bever Hopox and Chico Hands aka The Calvins Twins are back in the saddle to chat about their love of Harry Potter, inducting themselves into their own Horse Fighting Hall of Fame, and auditioning for the movie Willow. Plus, rival prized horse fighter/promoter Bisby St. Hancock storms into the studio to talk about the success of his horse fighting business. Remember, ya gotta laugh!

This episode is brought to you by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: BANGBANG), Leesa.com (www.leesa.com/BANGBANG), and Legal Zoom (www.legalzoom.com code: BANGBANG).

Gilbert and Frank welcome back one of their favorite guests, cartoonist and illustrator extraordinaire Drew Friedman, who discusses his newest book, “Drew Friedman’s Chosen People,” and joins the boys for a rollicking hour of rumors, innuendo, half-truths and outright lies. Also, Drew puts Groucho to bed, Frank meets a real, live Stooge, Fred McMurray inspires Captain Marvel and Sammy Petrillo takes credit for “The Munsters.” PLUS: The Uncle Miltie puppet! The MAD genius of Don Martin! The return of Perfecto Telles! Jerry Lewis “kills” Peter Lorre! And Mr. Warmth plays Felix Ungar! 

This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/GILBERT) and ZipRecruiter (www.ziprecruiter.com/GILBERT).

Paul F. Tompkins says hi, hello, and what’s up to listeners on this week’s Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special guest is Jensen Karp of Get Up On This and Drop the Mic! They chat about whether Jensen has ever gotten lost, the strange item he saved up for when he was 15 years old, and getting high to impress rappers. Then, they are joined by improvisers Carl Tart, Colleen Smith, and Mano Agapion, to improvise a story set at A Cast Reunion for the film The Net. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!

This episode is brought to you by Second City Training Center (www.secondcity.com/TC) and Leesa.com (www.leesa.com/PFT).

In an alternate 1985, American movie audiences saw a movie called Spaceman From Pluto, wherein Eric Stoltz’s time-traveling DeLorean is sent back to the 80s by driving straight into a nuclear explosion — nuke the fridge style.

Almost as if the writers and producers had time traveled themselves to watch Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and realized what a horrible idea that would be, Stoltz was recast, the title was changed to Back to the Future and Marty McFly gets back to the future by summoning 1.21 gigawatts through the power of lightning.

This is just one example of how studio notes aren’t always a bad thing. On this week’s episode, Alex Schmidt is joined by The Canon’s Amy Nicholson to discuss how movies like Alien, Forrest Gump, and Beverly Hills Cop were saved, or almost completely ruined by the scourge of Hollywood: studio notes.

Footnotes: https://goo.gl/nXFKEB

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Producer/director Roxanne Benjamin joins Amy this week to talk about the 1977 horror film “Suspiria.” They discuss the appropriateness of the German setting, the common horror trope of over-rationalization, and the surrealist elements of death and destruction throughout. Later, they examine the M.C. Escher imagery on display in the film. Does “Suspiria” belong in The Canon? Cast your vote on the Earwolf forums now!

This episode is sponsored by MUBI.

Sarah Silverman (I Love You, America) and Taran Killam (Killing Gunter, SNL) joins Paul and Jason to discuss the 1995 science fiction film Virtuosity starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. Recorded live from Largo at the Coronet in Los Angeles, they talk about cocoons, sexy chess, Little Kaley Cuoco, and the inappropriate end credits.

This episode is brought to you by Sonos, Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: BONKERS), Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/HOW), and Delta Airlines.

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Where to Find Jason, June & Paul:

Paul’s new comedy Drive Share is available on Go90. Paul can be seen on Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later, Opening Night, and Veep. You can see June and Paul on NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU. June stars in Grace and Frankie on Netflix, as well as Lady Dynamite alongside with Jason.

Jason can be seen in The House, The Lego Batman Movie, How to Be Single, Sleeping with Other People, and is still indeed in The Dictator.

Good morning and welcome back to Getting Comfy with Tate and Mary! Rebecca (Jessica St. Clair) and Tatum (Lennon Parham) are sitting in for Tate and Mary as they welcome special guest Kinsey Riperton of Shark Tank fame to dish dirt on the Sharks, some of the ideas she pitched, and a new vacuum attachment she created. They also check in with Paula Poundstone as she teaches us to make her own Cat Flats and Jose Cuervo’s Argentinian beef. Plus, Traci Reardon drops by to answer questions for Tate and Mary in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”

This episode is brought to you by Modcloth (www.modcloth.com code: LAPKUS25) and Second City Training Center (www.secondcity.com/TC).

Danielle is joined by reality TV chameleon Amy Phillips (Reality Checked on Sirius XM) who left her tiny baby at home in favor of something more important, talking shot about housewives. They dish on what baby gifts she got from which Bravo celebs, what will become of Milania and how Leanne got her new tits through that volleyball game.

Plus Nobleman Magazine has finally arrived and it’s everything we thought it would be!

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James Adomian (Trump vs. Bernie) and Maeve Higgins (Maeve in America) join Negin to discuss the bombshell reports of Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein’s alleged decades of sexual misconduct. They also dig into Jemele Hill’s suspension from ESPN and athletes taking knees to protest police brutality and racial injustice. Plus, how Senator Bob Corker might unexpectedly save us all.

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